bored*

eddies world

e d d s w o r l d? O W O

YES YES

i cALL COLA KID >:000

ohohohohAHAHA classic

Yep. Im always tord

THANK U MY LAPTOP FROZE AND I CLOSED IT AND SINCE ITS 1 AM IM ON A PHONE BECAUSE YES

u h should we start

I'll do my job and start.

AH YES grape carrot boyyo mirrors

w where do u even live [ by country ]

poland UWU'S AT U

da mn that's sp i cy

Tom: *loud noises*

Edd just sat there on the couch , dRINKIGN HIS COLA lIKE A CAREFREE PERSON

Tom: AAaaaA im so ****ing b o red

edd turned at matt , jsut seeing matt consu ming ringo's food. ' mATT WHAT ARE YOU DOING >:((?? '

( yep i get that ref :") BUT IM MARRIED ) Tord: the frik- * Looks at Tom, Puzzled *

Tom: *even louder noises*

eDD WADDLES TO MAtt then pulling him away from ringo's food. ' sTOP EATING THE CAT'S DISH MATT! ' Edd yelled

Tord: * picks up ringo like a good bean * THE FRIK TOM?

Tom: sHUT UP COM M IE IM TRYING TO DIE BECAUSE OF BOREDOM...?

edd tURNED AROUND AT TORD , making a ' put down my cat u commie hecc ' face @ Tord . Edd was already in angry child mode

' mATT JUST PUT RINGO IN HER CAGE THEN!! ' Edd yelled like a momma now holy hec, Was he babysitingg now?

Tord: What are you gonna do? throw cola at me? * strokes Ringo * * Then Looks at tom * I can kill you if you want

Tom: ' the hec is happening rn '

Edd tacKLED TOrd like a football player . ' sCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE '

( oh okay!!

*insert tom literally screaming because of boredom*

Tord: JESUS- * hits wwith robot arm then flees *

Edd yelled @ tOrd running ' COMMIE HECC!! ' Edd sighed then turned at Tom..who was dying at the edge of boredom

*t om ch ok es*

' edd,,, I don't feel s o g o o d , , , ' Tom faints.

W ) IGNORE WHEEZE

Tord: YES HES DEAD! FINALLY

and then tom got hit by s usan

Edd was just sh00k . ' TOM TOM?? ' Edd panic checking out Tom like fevers or pulses.

Tord: * picks up susan * I shall break her. Thanks for the opportunity Edd >:3

Tom's ju st laying here probably dead or something

Edd Grabbed Tord's ankle then pulled him back. ' NO! THE LAST TIME I GAVE YOU SUSAN YOU ALMOST BURNED HER!! " Edd responded

Tord: * stares at Tom * * picks him up * wake up jehova

Edd just dropped Tord then just realized something.. ' Wait where's matt?? ' Edd looked in the rooms , then stopping at Tord's room.

' ..matt wHAT ARE YOU READING?? ' Edd is sh00k 2x

Tord: HOLY- * puts Tom down * GET OUT OF MY ROOM * gasp * M-MY... Waifus :(

Tom: "blEfRHgGH" Tom wakes up, but starts vomiting and choking. he probably drinked too much smirnoff...

Edd is just there standing horrified ' dgjksg '

Tord: ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE >:(

Tom screams. Tom: cALL ****ING 911 iM dYING HE LP

eDD RUNS INTO The living room seeing Tom just puking & hecc. Then he pat pat Tom's back.

' tOM YOUR FINEE qwq ' Edd lied

Tom continues cho kin g

Tord: * picks up tom * Nah we can throw him away like you did to me * practically hugging him, he pulls Tom away *

Edd grabbed his c0la then gave it to Tom. 'Here drink this it'll get the nasty vomit down. '

' wH TORD DONT SMASH HIM HARD '

Tom: "shhkskjknfkwksj" Toms making weird ass noises. maybe he's really dying or just ****ing other shit is happening to him.

Tord: DANG IT!!! Tom please stop your making me uncomfortable

' Tom is gonna die by Tord one day my good lordie. ' Edd sighed then sipping his cola necklace.

Tom's literally having a seizure

(o h lordie ) Edd turned around seeing Matt terrified & traumatized. ' Matt what did you see--' Edd question.

( im just gonna talk like everyone else is because i can ) " Tom- OH EDD SHUT UP " tord sighed " WHY DID U EVEN EXCEPT ME BACK? "

EDD INHALEDDD. ' CAUSE WHO ELSE WOULD WATCH OVER TOM AND HIS DRUNKNESS? PLUS I MISSED THE GOOD DAYS!! ' Edd scr3amed.

( except me back? hec does that mean ) Toms rolling on the floor, like he has seen some shit.

" The good old days when i almost killed you? Heh, that was good old days " Tord was being an absolute- Annoyance so-

Edd groaned , then walked to the couch. Ringo climbed up to Edd's lap purring. Edd just pet her it was really the only thing to calm him down expect cola.

Tom inhaled and exhaled, over and over and over. Until he got up and acts like nothing happened.

and then, randomly gets a gun out of nowhere and points at edd " EDD I WILL FRIKIN KILL YOU RIGHT NOW- "

Edd got up aND TACKLED @ TORD . ' NO SHOOTING IN THE HOUSE!! '

Tom: "hey what happened while I was having a seizure"

looks at him and smirks " What if i shoot you OUTSIDE the house? "

Edd looked at Tord then grinned. He grabbed the Gun and kicked off Tord from the gun then aim it @ Tord. ' NOPE! Inside!! '

" hey umm- What about ya'll just shoot me? "

Tord then started to laugh like a Maniac " 2 CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME! HOW ABOUT I GET MY GIANT ROBOT? RED LEADER BASE ISNT VERY FAR FROM HERE >:) "

" Tord, ****ing chill you idiot. "

Edd inhaled , Then shot Tord's robotic arm.

Tom screamed. " HOLY SHIT EDD- "

TORD SCREECHED " THATS IT " randomly walks out to get giant robot.

Tom sighed " where's the harpoon gun? "

' I thought you had it?? ' Edd question Tom

Tom sighed, once again. " we're all screwed now. "

Edd sHOOK HIS HEAD. ' OH!! IT'S IN MATT'S ROOM!! ' Edd finally god dang remembered

"GET IT, RIGHT NOW." Tom yelled.

and now half of the house is gone ;-; and improved giant robot :D " i hate you all at the moment- "

' AND I WISH YOU DIDN'T EXISTED! !! ' Edd yelled THEN HE COVERED HIS MOUTH with his hands. Terrified and took back wot he said.

Tom looked at Edd. "Oh wow."

Tord steps on the fridge with all the cola in it " Oh really? And are you gonna try The harpoon again? i will put you all in red leader base- "

Edd iNHALE ' WHAT >:'(( '

Edd panic so he just stood there shaking. Trying to control his racing mind.

Tord then steps on Edds room " All your possesions, gone. "

Tom walks to Edd, puts his arm around edds shoulder, and pats him. "..."

Edd blink then y3ll3ed ' Matt sTOP CRYING FOR A SINGLE SECOND!! TORD ALREADY DAMAGE THE WHOLE HOUSE!! '

' HE DAMAGED ALL OF US , AND FOR THAT I'D RATHER LET HIM DIE! 'Edd got all of his rant anger out..huffing and shaking clenching his fists.

steps on Toms room " Jehovas Room, GONE. "

Tom inhales and exhales. "Hey, don't go full rage mode buddy, it'll be fine,,, alright?"

Edd inhaled.. Then just gently popped his head on tom. ' That's 50% of it Tom , My full rage is worse than you think. ' Edd groaned.

Tord then stepped on matts room " All his ' beautiful ' mirrors G O N E "

" hey,,, it'll be ok, bud, just breathe, try not to focus on your full rage mode, and think about something else."

Tord steps on his room " OH GOD DANG IT- all my waifus were in there. "

Edd inHALEDD . Then swiped up Ringo petting her then blankly staring at the house destruction

Tom just sighed, and drinked his smirnoff.

Tord kneeled down in his giant robot " So, how do you feel? "

( how do you feel about getting your house literally ruined )

' I feel..Ashamed honestly. ' Edd answered truthfully with a grin on his face.

he looked at Edd " Why are you smiling? "

"Betrayed." Tom said, with a not really happy face.

Edd just kept the smile on his face. ' Even though You just back stabbed us for the 2nd time. I still like you as a friend. EVEN IF IN ALL THESE DESTRUCTION!! ' Edd started to laugh a bit. He was getting too crazy that was racing in his mind.

( justa question before i go crazy - am i allowed to take them to red leader base? uwu )

Tom started slowly sobbing.

(( mhm!! go for it mY D00D even though im not owner ayjfhsd

( yes yes )

Edd just grabbed Tom and Matt and hugged them both tightly.

Tord literally just grabbed them in one hand " Dont get comfy you wont be there for long "

Tom yelled. "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO US NOW??"

' AHG- ' Edd panic..his mind was full-on racing. It was to a point where he'd passed out.

Tord made them pass out so they didnt have to go through more pan than they were already in

( pa n )

( PAIN * frik )

And then- if they wake up they're in a weird jail thing- :")

Edd shook his head , His vision was blurry at first then everything became to vocus...where was he??..OR WHERE WERE THEY EVEN AT?! ' Guys?-- '

fOCUS** FUQ ))

sfg sorry gu ys I gtg its 2 am and im tired as frick good night

im guessing tord is in red leader suit now but without the arm because EDD SHOT IT OFF >:(

aw sobs ))

good noight

aLSO HECC >:( ))

good night commie good night edd good night matt

gN

tord was waiting- waiting for them to wake up like an idiot

( lets say tom was spared because tord loved him so much XDD )

Edd was already woken but lol oki )

Tord, being the annoying commie he is, looked at them quietly

Edd stared at Tord then mumbled something under his breath. The words were quiet. Then he finally spoke ' What. '

" What do you think happened? " he walked forward u can finally see him clearly RED LEADER SUIT, HECK YEAH but no robot arm.

' .. ' Edd gave a death glare at Tord. He crossed his arms. ' You'd kidnap us then the next thing I know you'll install lil-shock collars like a DOG! ' Edd guessed.

" Close enough " he then sighed and had a very angry tone in his voice " You shot my eye out... You wished i didnt exist. "

' Still do to this time.. ' Edd scoffed then kept mumbling words to himself. The words weren't understandable at that point.

( owo. wait if they're in red leader base then- paul and patyrk?? if we're adding them, u guys can take one each ) Tord just looked at him.. " Better enough- Now your here. With me.. And others.. "

( Tord is literally main character atm, just take one xD )

( what about aesthetic? )

( lOL SORRY I DIED

( iwAS TOO ADDICTED TO YOUTUBE

( O O F , im guess our taking pat? )

ye ill take patyrk ))

oH NVM YOU CAN YOU CAN ))

(this rp is l i f e ) He scoffed then looked away " Your honestly.. " he sighed " Since your here you better get used to it.. " he slipped in a cola and a mirror for Matt

Edd jolt up , ' WHERE'S RINGO!? ' He'd yelled in a worry panic. He'd really cared about Ringo.. He was sweating by the minute

He panicked " I-I dont know " he was gonna call for pat but it wasnt serious, plus he was gonna be annoyed

Edd sh00k. ' No-nono... ' Edd started to sob , it was quiet though. He'd covered his sobbing face with both of his hands shaking.

Tord didnt like this feeling " P-Pat, paul..... " he was trying to be nice, since he kidnapped them :")

Patrky shook up Paul . ' Cmon dude , The boss is calling us. '

Tord just stood there, he was on the verge of tears because he hated to see edd like this

Patrky sIGHED then PUSHED Paul off then snapped his fingers. ' PAUL!! IF YOU DON'T GET UP I'M BURNING ALL OF YOUR CIGARETTES!! '

Patrky grABBED PAUl's arm and nyooms to where Tord's at

Tord looked back and mumbled to himself " Whats taking them so long ;-; "

Edd was just curled up covering his head with the hoodie , he rocked and rocked mumbling words that was kinda easy to understand..' Ringo.. ' That was really the only word that was heard over and over. He was still sobbing too. Numb aswell.

he saidd it again but louder " Pat, Paul? "

Patrky rAMS IN . 'YES SIR?! '

" i know this isnt as serious but- I want you to meet Edd and Matt .. In person, i know you've known then from experience but- Since they're gonna... ' stay ' here i want one of you to get something for me. From the old house i want paul to try find a cat " Tord looke at Edd and smiled " And Pat... Try keep them comfort? "

Patrky just stood there with a ' .__.?? ' face. ' BUT WHY ME?? I WANT TO LOOK FOR A CAT!! '

he sighed, from pats experience he's never acted like this. E V E R " because... Your the one who nows them well i- I just dont know about this anymore... " he was on the verge of tears

' . . . Okay fine. But I call getting a extra raise cause of this. ' pat sighed. Then entered the cell sitting besides Edd , comforting him as possible and talking about happy stuff.

Tord sighed then told pat " For reasons I'll say later "

Pat and Edd were just talking then. Edd slowly cheered up wiping his tears away. Pat was actually doing well for this comfort. Some laughs were heard aswell.

Tord he then took the cat " T-Thanks " he then headed to Edd " Pat you can go now... Edd here.. i felt bad... "

Edd gasped then took Ringo hugging her tightly. Edd was crying of joy. Pat left the cell as he was told.

( TORD IS BEING SO SOFT AND CUTE AAA- ) Tord then randomly hugged Pat " T-thanks... "

Pat just stood there awkwardly ' Sir can you let go of me now. '

( Matt would hate tord- But join in the ringo hugging session )

Tord just panicked " Holy sh- Sorry about that, i got soft.. " he let go and walked to the cell, really happy for some reason

Edd was just snugggling Ringo . As you can tell Edd was happy to see his precious cat sage

Edd gave Ringo a big ol' smooch on her forehead. '..Tord why did you do this for me??' Edd wondered

Tord looked at him with a glare " I didn't wanna see you be like that.. Seeing you sadd- I had to get Patyrk to cheer you up "

Edd raised a eyebrow. ' I thought you always saw me like this when I can't find ringo??'

" But i destroyed the house! I could of killed Ringo, i could of easily stepped on him " Tord was now getting annoyed.

Edd inhale then grabbed Ringo picking her up and petting her playfully. Edd mumbled some words under his breathe... ' And I thought you were heartless... '

' True..and I'm glad for that. ' Edd stuffed his face into Ringo's fur.

" Matt has a point... " and hes smoking again because he can

' And for that.. Thank you Tord. ' Edd turned to Tord giving a light smile @ Tord.

Tord looked at Edd confusingly " B-but i just kidnapped you...? "

' We might enjoy it... I guess ' Edd sigh.

" Hopefully you can..I'm only going soft on you because i'm not used to this... "

' Don't get used to me crying a lot or changing my behavior now. ' Edd snicker a bit.

" Ngghhh... " He was gonna walk away but then looked at ringo

Ringo just gave Tord a c00t cat stare ' ;w; ' While she was being petted by Edd

Tord held his hand out a little not hoping to be noticed " I dont know what to do with you "

' ..YEAH MATT!! WHY DID YOU?? ' Edd was more concerned now

Tord then panicked " B-because- I've been planning this for a while- YES I ADMIT IT, i planned it, but i did it too early.. "

dsghjks i meant tord ** soz )

Edd blink- ' What happen to Tom?!! '

Tord blinked- " Errrr- " he actually didnt know.

Edd went to panic m0de again. He's breathing went heavier & sweating. ' DON'T YOU KNOW??? '

" i might have killed him in the making- MIGHT " " or he might have his weird eye thing be put on..? "

Edd just stood there silent his voice was sh a ky

Tord stood silent " EMM- "

Edd just sat down silent. His face was blank. Right now he was jsut thinking about the possibilities and what emotion he would express.

the room has gone quiet Tord thinks about things

Edd spoke but his voice was a bit shaky. ' Can you at least find him?... '

Tord " Paul ...Pat...? " he said it quietly because he didn't know if it was worth it.

Pat came in . ' Yeah? ' What now..

" You know we had 3 people here... Right? One of them's gone missing " He looked at Pat kind of worried

Pat gROANED. He noticed his leader's expression. He'd whisper to Tord. ' Why are you worried?? '

Tord would whispers back " Remember last time? yeah, when half of my face burnt off because a guy hit me with a harpoon...? Thats him.. He could come back any second "

' ..Ah okay..I'll try my best. If I don't find him then I dunno. " Pat walked away putting on his coat then grabbing his weapons as he set off out of the base.

Tord looked at Edd angrily " Honestly im doing this for you and for me- "

Edd inhaled and did a ' hA tricked y0u ' smirk. ' Your doing it for yourself. '

( Ah shoot ima go to sleep now its 3 am. We can carry on tommorow but night )

aa oki!! that's oki with me )

" tom was spared because tord loved him so much. " HAHA OMG-