FIGHT ME WITH YOUR PUNS
by:
noneedtoknow 
392
392
27.07.2018
14 comments
noneedtoknow[OP]
27.07.2018 08:35
Linki was trapped in the apple store. i couldn't escape because there wasn't windows...
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27.07.2018 08:40
Linkdid u hear bout the baby door? it was too a-door-able 4 me
I could make a construction pun but, It's a work in progress
I could make a car pun but I'm too exhausted
I love cats, the're pawsome
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
My ex-wife still misses me. But Her aim is getting better
I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii!
My girlfriend thought I’d never be able to make a car out of spaghetti… You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta!
I just found out that I’m color blind. The news came completely out of the green!
What should a lawyer always wear to a court? A good lawsuit!
my girlfriend said shed leave me because i pretended to be a transformer i replied "wait! i can change."
A cop told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. my dogs don't even own bikes...
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everything!
Imagine if you would hit the clock in the morning and the clock would hit you right back. I think it would be truly alarming.
Thank you, my arms, for always being there by my side.
Have you heard about the Italian cook with an incurable disease? He pastaway
Where should a dog go when it’s lost its tail? The retail store of course
One skeleton to the other: Man, I’m so hard in love with Bella, I can barely think straight. I’d love to ask her out but I just don’t have the guts.
A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case
37 consonants, 25 vowels, a question mark, and a comma went to court. They will be sentenced next Friday.
What would you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.
I’ve no home, I haven’t got control, I can’t see any escape. Way past the time I got a new keyboard.
I forgot to turn off the oven yesterday, but it's OK - I just got some Darth Vader cookies. A bit on the d
my puns are PUNny ok you will have to PUNish me for Has too much PUN