yeah

took you a minute

cause you’re a brit

you’re just jealous that your stupid country doesn’t even trust you with butter knives

tf is goanimate

WHAT IS GOANIMATE

I’m too lazy let’s change the subject

why is there no mpreg emoji

OH OH WAIT THE OTHER DAY I WAS AT FIVE BELOW AND I WAS FLIPPING THROUGH A COOKBOOK AND THERE WAS THIS RECIPE THAT REQUIRED YOU TO PUT GREEK YOGURT IN A FISH AND IT REMINDED ME OF YOU BECAUSE YOU PUT A STICKY WHITE SUBSTANCE INTO A FISH, IT WASNT YOGURT, BUT IT WAS A STICKY WHITE SUBSTANCE THAT YOU PUT INTO A FISH

Your parents are probably disappointed in you “My sons wife is a fish” poor Phil

Why fish

Your son is a furry and your wife is a fish.

And she’s ugly

your wife is ugly

She’s a redhead like Ed Sheeran and your son is a redhead your family is Ed sheeran

my wife died alright

YOUR FAMILY IS ED SHEERAN THE LITTLE FURRY IS A REDHEAD THE FISH IS A REDHEAD

YOURE ED SHEERAN

STAY AWAY FROM ME, ED

YOU HAVE A GUITAR AND ROUND GLASSES AND PROBABLY WRITE SONGS ABOUT WOMAN BE SEXY YOURE JUST LIKE ED SHEERAN

your parents are probably disappointed in you

Yeah

WAIT YOURE HALF FRIDGE

Is that why you’re stupid

how were you born did you just fukcing fall out of the fridge and your dad yelled “THE BABY IS DONE COOKING”

is that why you’re so cold and mean and heartless

cause you’re half fridge

can I store leftover food inside of your internal organs

Cuts you open and shoves Chinese takeout box into your ribcage

yooo fridge man