i'm gonna brown!

Wait i got one Next time, tell your parents to try a less cheap abortion clinic

I'd like to find that things mother and shove it back up inside of her Do the world a favor

Somebody could hit that thing with a bus and it'd be a massive improvement It'll be in its true form anyways: roadkill 🤩

Yeah they say that opposites attract, so I hope it meets someone who is smart, good-looking, and was concieved on purpose <3

HOW CAN I ROAST THAT ABSOLUTE EPIC DRIP

I'm pretty sure this is the result of women drinking during pregnancy

Maybe its best if you dont,, "be yourself" not if this is your true self

its hard for me to think of insults, I just can't think of something that you would be smart enough to understand

if a chiwawa and a among us character had a baby this would be,, not even AS CLOSE TO AS BAD AS YOU

I can't even call you dumb because that would just be a major insult to idiots

Actually,, I had a change of heart there SHOULD be something between us.. A WALL

If you were as big as your ego? well there wouldn't be room on earth but if it were your IQ? heck I wouldn't be able to see you

This is why I never understand when people say "mistakes are beautiful"

If everyone has a purpose in life, yours is to collapse crying on the kitchen floor with a tub of ice cream. You do just as much work there as you can here.

I'm glad you don't roll your eyes; you might notice you dont have a brain

They say mistakes are fixable, but you?? aren't

I'm at a loss for words, I can't think of any you would understand

If I played among us, you'd definitely be voted off first. Not because you're an impostor, but just because you might not realize we didn't make a mistake getting rid of you.

I almost wish I could go back to when I first saw you, and leave you behind. :)

Look, I play minecraft. but sometimes its hard to tell whether your brain actually IS a block.

I would roast you more but you seem too invested in your game of among us with pewdiepie and james charles

I doesn't even take a good roaster to understand that this is beyond an accident - its an incident.

I think you took a wrong turn when you let yourself be born

If I didn't know any better I'd think you were roadkill!! but now I know that you're MUCH worse than anything like that. :))

This pictures sus and not just bc of her amongus pants

Ok who r the parents of this.. "thing" i didnt think u could have a child this ugly but smh here we are

This this what we are having this year cringe if u ask me

Ok

is that amongus pants in...2022!?!?!??!!? CRINGE!!!!

why those abs look like belly rolls though

what im not even roasting anymore im just talking facts??

the worst thing it could say is "hello dad"

man if being ugly was a crime it would be wanted in every continent

When I look at it I wish I could see again for the first time… and keep on scrolling.

If I wanted to die, I would simply jump from its ego to its IQ.

man i want to hit it but im against animal abuse.....

earth is full go home please

And it looks like he's the cringe part in uwu. This darn thing is a monstrosity to mankind, and is in need of some true roasts

This is the spitting image of my dead aunt

You look like you are a cross over between a massacre and a ocean if they had depression issues

If looks could kill people for being ugly, the whole world would have died because of you.

Your face is the best cross over of if a dead octopus had acne on its az

Yes. I suck. At roasting.

But here we go

Ty ty

Your house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.

You remind me of the ocean – you make me sick.

Oh roast. Uh

Ok. You so ugly that the twin towers had come back to throw plane trash at you for laughs

Every time you watch a clock tower, it stops just to stare at how many bad ticks you got

Am I too nice ;-;

dude look at his hair iys fcking Mac and cheese bruh

ooh wait i got one:

some people say that there is a place for everyone, but after seeing you, i know thats just a fantasy

not even the kindest, most caring mothers would take you in

i would convince the other crewmates that you're the impostor, but you would probably just tell everyone anyway

That's straight off copy-pasted from google my guy

no,, i actually made it up ^^"

i 100% guarantee it

"Not without saying MY evidence!" Crewmate 1 shot back before continuing. "You have RED Among Us shorts, you look buff enough to eject someone into the hole of death, and you are a Karen!" Crewmate 1 slammed his hand down. "How is he a Karen?" Crewmate 2 asked. "Because of his blond hair?" "That'll be disrespecting other blonds worldwide," Crewmate 1 answered before going back to the accused. "The reason I say you're a Karen, Red Boxer, is because you wanted to see the manager and get me off the ship!" "Because you're accusing me of being the imposter!" "Also, I saw you vent at the Electrical," Crewmate 1 added, and Red Boxers yelped. "Wellllllllll" (___________) was the Imposter. No Imposter remain.

I ain't good to roasting but a short story would do, right?

Thank you for the essay professor 👁️👄👁️

You make me increase the amount of caffeine I take daily

Taking a picture of you would put a virus on my phone

mirrors can't talk. (that's news to you) lucky for you, they can't laugh, either.

if laughter really IS the best medicine, your face will be curing the whole world.

If I had a dollar for everytime someone said you looked good, i'd be broke.