Bro. Steven being friendly is the BIGGEST UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR, LIKE- OH MY GOD THIS BOY, THIS WONDERFUL GEM-HUMAN HYBRID BOY, WILL LITERALLY GIVE HIS LIFE FOR HIS FRIENDS. LIKE, YOU CAN’T GET MORE FRIENDLY THAN THAT, RIGHT? WELL HE WENT EVEN BEYOND! HE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS MOTHER’S ACTIONS WITHOUT EVEN BEING ASKED TO. HE WILL HELP HIS FRIENDS OUR EVEN IF HE HAS TO GO THROUGH A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH. STEVEN QUARTZ CUTIE PIE DEMAYO DIAMOND UNIVERSE IS THE BEST BOI IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND YOU CANNOT COMMIT AN END OF SEASON 5 ON ME. (basically you can’t Change My Mind) OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DESERVE THIS TRAUMA FOR, WHY DID HE NOT GET A BETTER LIFE THAN WHAT HE WAS GIVEN? PINK FISKDJJDING DIAMOND! THAT’S RIGHT, YOU HEARD ME! PINK DIAMOND! GO SCREW OFF AND GET ACTUALLY SHATTERED. Steven Universe is the best boy. Best boy. Nobody can change my mind. Aight I’m done ranting for now

Everybody: * doesn’t notice huge paragraph * Me: * Commits a jevil in wheelchair sadness *

Ikr? Like, I’m so upset he’s upset, but that’s really just the clinginess in me. Steven never deserved so much childhood traumaaaa…

Mhm…ah great I wanna cry but I’m emotionless

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