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LunaMidnight[OP]
24.08.2019 02:49
Link1. Ahhh! Such a beautiful day
The sun's shining in a beautiful way
2. Gonna take a shower, brush my teeth and
Life is ultimately meaningless
Uhh... Uhh...
3. But I'll get out of the house
Get on the road, top down, hands out
Put on my favorite song and nod to the rhythm
The planet's being destroyed by your carbon emissions
4. But I- I-, I'll head to class
Try my best on every test 'til I pass
And my grades are screaming in my face Ayyyy
98 percent of what you learn is a waste
5. I get to hang out with all my friends
My friends are the friendliest friends
Can't think of a better way to spend my time
Your brain is flawed and all your friends will die
6. Never mind! I'm alive in the greatest nation!
So proud of the exploitation of natives
This graceful bird means freedom for all
Tell that to the slaves, and bald eagles aren't bald
LunaMidnight[OP]
24.08.2019 02:49
Link7. I can live in the moment, milk every second
At any time you could get clinical depression
8. But I'll just be happy, no matter what's in store
It's quite genetic and we have no cure
Uh, at least
8. We are young
Not for long
Life is fun
It only goes downhill
We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it
Or you'll regret it
9. We are young
For now
Life is fun
For some people
We gotta make the most of it, Make the most of it
Good luck. Meow!
10. Woo! I got a brand new job today!
Doin stuff that'll help the economy
I'll save money and buy things at the store
Banks can crash and capitalism is flawed
11. And it's all because of my hard work
And the thousand advantages you lucked into at birth
12. I put a lotta effort in my resume!
Good thing you don't have a black person's name
13. I'm proud to be a functioning member of society
Finally, I can be the citizen I dream to be
Part of the community, contribute with my tax
What could possibly stop me?
The shrinking middle class
aaaaaA
LunaMidnight[OP]
24.08.2019 02:50
Link14. I've at least got a nice stable job
Until it's outsourced to China or replaced by a robot
OH GOD Well then I could relax a bit
You'll be empty with nothing to distract from it
15. But man I'm a passionate graduate
I can be different and I have a career paths to pick from
16. I could be a rapper or an animator if I'm lucky
Neither of those will make you happy, trust me
17. I'm able to choose what I pursue
You're a slave to people born richer than you
Then screw it, I'll keep going in
Then I'll party on the weekend and sing
18. *sings badly*
Thanks to autotune
19. We are young
Not for long
Life is fun
It only goes downhill
We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it
Or you'll regret it
20. We are young
We still die
Life is fun
Until you die
We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it
Because you'll die
21. Life is a wonder
You'll never know the answer
22. Nature is a miracle
Natural disasters
23. It's good to be alive
You could wake up with cancer
But I'm healthy
LunaMidnight[OP]
24.08.2019 02:50
Link24. I love this show
It's the last episode
25. The sun is shining
It's going to explode
26. Every species is beautiful and unique though
Children have malaria thanks to mosquitoes
27. I met a cute girl with a ponytail
Statistically that relationship is going to fail
28. I have a wonderful family, it's like no other
You're not special and one day you'll bury your mother
29. No matter what happens I can find a home!
We, Will All, Die, Alone
30. There's amazing potential in every human on earth
There's no escaping the heat death of the universe
31. I don't have to live life based on negative parts
No matter how bad they are, they're just thoughts
32. Yeah that's fair
Wait really?
Yeah that seems reasonable
Wait, wait, wait, wait but you were just telling me-
Whatever man, I dunno, live your life how you want
I'm not forcing you to do anything, I'm just saying
Oh...
Well in that case...
LunaMidnight[OP]
24.08.2019 02:50
Link33. We are young!
Life is fun!
We gotta make the most of it! Make the most of it!
34. We are young!
Life is fun!
We gotta make the most of it! Make the most of it!
Enjoy it while it lasts
LunaMidnight[OP]
24.08.2019 02:52
Link32 is my part
Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAb_bCtKuXg
This is a oc map so have fun!
(You can also use James and Boyinaband if you want)
LunaMidnight[OP]
24.08.2019 02:59
LinkI forgot to type "heathy people still get cancer" for 23 oof
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