I get paid the same amount as my cousin that works in construction cray

my pay means nothing until I turn 18 and can buy a beer and a scratchie could my birthday come any slower

my mom is trying to say we're not going to have a piss up for my 18th but I'm going to make it happen wether she likes it or not

today my boss said his wife wasn't beaten enough as a child this is such a proud nation

I've started sleeping through my 730 alarm clock again idk how and I can't even change the sound it makes cuz it's an actual analog clock I need a new analog clock that's even more loud and annoyign

my bosses are an old married couple and he calls her boss and she calls him a good boy

this is so true only you get it hello my heart went oops I was just thinking about you the other day

😭 RIDICULOUS was the toast good though it's like 6.50 to get a 300ml drink here it's insane

that is actually tragic make an omelette instead

do you like omelettes if I could I'd smash your legs up int little bits then bring you an omelette in bed every morning

yess that's exactly it and I make a mean as cheesy omelette~

YESSS cheesy and runny and sticky in the middle and I'd buy you a wheelchair and wheel you everywhere

wheel you off a bridge-

hey whay the hell do you need tone indicators or something I was * a h e m * /j..

you better put me right back in there or else

I'd never make a wrong move I'm like articulate n shi also I'm richer so I'm putting you in my will instead and I am adopting you as my young daughter

2hen I die will you have me cremated then put my ashes into a Funko pop of your choice

also yes I do freaking want that how dare you assume otherwise out me back now

one of the special edition ones with the giant cases 🥺🥺

I just found out skibidi toilet Funko pops exist and it's yoir fault buying it for my grandma for Christmas

definitely a skibidi toilet Funko pop that's the equivalent of asking to get married right

I present to you a sapporo in a baby bottle the most meaningful drink a person could ever get for another

what is your discord username

only the best for such a special princess.. 💝💐

behind my ear is a Gen z tattoo what about you

can I scratch behind your ear and smel my finger 🤭🤭

soooo so hot~ and smells like Spanish goat feta absolutely beautiful

best honeymoon anyone could ever ask for

also I don't have you friend3don my other discord account it feels wrong

19 friend request... and none of them you...

they put south park in Fortnite did you see

i might just be lying but it is confirmed they will be added little boy galore

you're a hardcore gamer right

😭😭😭 the anticipation is more exciting than the actual update

oh yeah respect do you like tetris

and if it's not that they're either gonna put them in retarded mechs or just have a randy skin

hnghhh ohhh yeah that gets me hard Tetris 99 is so good best rage bait ever do you play Tetrio

ITS GONNA BE SO CHOPPED south park get cancelled already this doesn't need to happen

tetrio is rely good and it's free heh score iveplayed tetris effect puyo puyo Tetris 2 the original one doctor Mario and Tetris and tetris worlds and tetris 2

oh yeah that's hot need that

**** GAME STORES **** all shops they pretend they don't have dead stock lying around taking up space for no reason 🖕🖕🖕

WHAT STORE DOESNT HAVE POKEMON CARDS living in the most bullshit generation

it should be freaking illegal for a game store to not have pokemon cards or games why does it even exist if not for those reasons what other stock could they possibly have just bomb everything

better yet just shoot everyone in the game store best way to vent

EXACTLY it'd be deserved too they're all just asking for it

this should be a crime unacceptable just kill everyone

hiii hiiiii 😁😁 how have you been

YAY great to hear have you been up to anything cool as of late things have been cool thank you for asking