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dIBs kEnNy aNd CrAiG ;w;

So I’m guessing we’re doing Bunny and Creek lmao?

Okay lmao, who starts?

Also should we age em up like high school wise or keep em in elementary? Lmao also where should the setting be-

Okay lmao I’ll just say in class lmao

Kenny sat in his seat, playing with his pencil in hand. He had his hood up like the shy kid he has been since well.. as long as he can remember. He’d rarely take off his hood, so honestly nobody had ever seen his face before and if they have, they didn’t remember. On the other hand, Craig right next to him was bickering with the teacher, flipping him off.

He began deep throating the pencil quietly in boredom. He mumbled his last words, flipping off the whole class then walking to the office. This was normal.

“Mph!” He responded as a yes, continuing to throat it.

“You wanna try? Don’t worry I can give you something easier.” He muffled.

He winked at him, smirking under his hood even though it went unnoticeable.

He chuckled, leaning back in his seat. Craig walked out of the room and out to the office, his hands in his pockets.

“Awh c’mon Buttercup! It’s not as bad as you think.” He decided to just skip detention and walk out of the school completely, he took out a cigarette and began smoking it behind the school.

“You’ll have to find out yourself.”

He giggled childishly,

“You’ll find out one day.” He mumbled under his breath.

He looked back down at his notes, realizing he hadn’t wrote anything down. “****.”

He glared at him, sneakily copying his notes.

He growled at him, and got up with his binder.

He followed Butters, and once he was distracted by a panicking Tweek, he switched around their notes, now Butters had his messy handwriting almost empty note page while he had Butters neat and complete notes. Craig walked back inside, throwing the cigarette into the snow.

“!” He ran off quickly, the notes clutched in his hands. Craig noticed his twitchy boyfriend and sat down beside him, “You okay honey?”

He ran down the hall, bumping into people, he fell over after he bumped into Eric Fatass Cartman, the notes fell out of his hands. He placed his hand on Tweek leg, “You wanna talk about it..?”

He rubbed his head, quickly grabbing the notes and shoving them in his mouth, that would keep them safe. He stood up and held out his hand for him, “Let’s just get you out of here, alright?” He tilted his head and smiled.

“M-“ he realized, and spit them out. “****!” He walked him out of the school ignoring the teachers who tried to stop them, leading him to his house.

He face palmed angrily. He unlocked his door.

“Shut the hell up!” He crosses his arms, pouting. He walked him upstairs and into his room.

He glared at him, over the past years Butters sure had change. He used to be shy, weak, wimpy and tiny but since they entered high school he became the opposite of those, still somewhat weak but had his growth spurt, now way taller than Kenny, “I’ll get you back for this I swear..” He took out his guinea pig Stripe and set him down on Tweek’s lap.

He got up and dusted off his parka. The small guinea pig squeaked at him, cuddling into his pockets, Craig smiled softly.

He blushed lightly around his cheeks, tightening his hood. Craig gently pet Stripe’s head with a finger.

“Mmph..” He looked away. He held Tweek’s hand in his, their fingers intertwined.

“Well.. now that your notes are gone, what are you gonna do? Good luck failing.” He smiled and kissed the twitchy blondes forehead.

He glared at him, “bruh.” He’d lay down on his floor, letting his hat fall off.

He punched him in the arm. “Laying down.”

The bell rang, they were late. “You’re welcome, have fun explaining that to your teacher.” “Yeah?”

“I- ****.. I forgot your schedule.” “No?” He said as he ran his hand through his raven black hair.

He punched him again. He blushed.

He looked away again. “Well if you what that then I guess I could..”

“Pfft.. damn are you still that weak? Huh guess you haven’t changed.. besides in height.” He mumbled the last part. He scooted over to him and layed his head down on his lap.

“No you! You haven’t gotten any stronger so keep your mouth shut!” He looked up at him angrily. He smiled up at him, his hazel eyes gleamed.

He growled back at him, standing on his toes to almost reach his eye level. He snickered.

He did the same, of course also going unnoticeable under his hood, sometimes he was glad that nobody had ever seen his face. “That’s a question you should ask yourself.”

“What does it look like I’m doing dumbass.” He smiled softly.

“I-“ He blushed red.

“You try having a hood on and scrunching up your nose.. doesn’t work well.” He chuckled nervously, still red.

“Exactly.” He turned away. “Ahem.. y-yeah.” His voice cracked.

“I- NO!” He turned around quickly. “It’s just.. why can’t we get married now..” He whined childishly.

“AM NOT!” He tightened his hood again. He smirked.

“NO!” “What was that hun?~”

He got back on his toes to eye level with Butters, “no. I. Am. Not.” He raised a brow.

He got super close to his face, their noses almost touching, “No. I’m. Not.” “Well.. I’ll keep that in mind.”

He backed up and rolled his eyes, adjusting the strings on his hood. “No of course not! But you gave me an idea.L

“Mmph fmmph mph...” he muffled angrily. “You’ll have to wait and see~”

He glared at him with his icy pale blue eyes. He layed his head back down on his lap, sighing happily.

“I am not flustered. I repeat that I am not flustered.” He muffled. He closed his eyes, slowly falling asleep on his lap.

He pouted, a small tuft of his hair stuck out of his hood and he pushed it back in. He seemed to almost smile in his sleep.

“?” He snored softly.

“Oh you poor thing.” He muffled.

He chuckled, “C’mon let’s get you to the nurse.. Buttercup.” He grabbed his hand.

“Ahem.. never mind..”

He stayed silent as he walked his down to the nurses office.

He entered the nurses office and explained to her what was going on.

He rested his hand on Butters shoulder, “You should be fine.”

He raised a brow, “You okay?”

“You sure? We should probably get to class then..”

He held out his hand. Craig opened one eye sleepily.

“C’mon you dork, let’s get going.” He smiled as he noticed his boyfriend next to him, “Heh.. cutie..”

He grabbed his hand and pulled him up. “Awh..”

Kenny kissed him on the cheek then walked him to his class.

They arrived at his class.

He sat down in his seat, across from Butters.

He doodled on his paper.

((Brb

((Back Kenny glanced over at him.

He chuckled, “Time to wake up sleepy head.”

He chuckled from under his hood.

He looked back over at the front of the class, where the teacher was yelling at those kids.

He rolled his eyes and looked down at his papers, where he had doodles naked women.

He panicked and held his arms over his paper.

He sweat nervously, not responding,

“N-no!”

“I-uhm..” Pink blush spread across his cheeks.

The pink slowly turned into red around his freckled cheeks.

He nodded, he didn’t wanna ruin Butters innocence.. or at least what he had left.

He shoved the papers in his parka pockets.

Craig was already awake, downstairs making coffee for Tweek. He also got up and put his binder under his arm, walking out of class, sighing.

He hummed to himself as he poured the hot coffee into a mug. He seemed to notice a familiar face.. his eyes widened and he ran into the janitors closet, seeming to hide.

He smiled and pat his head, handing him the mug of coffee. He panted and slumped down to the floor.

He smiled at him softly. “!” He looked at him with his icy blueish purple eyes.

He snickered, “Cutie..” He snatched the paper from him.

“C’mon.. it’s the afternoon.. it’s time to wake up.” He smiled and kissed his forehead. He glared at him.

He chuckled. “Y-you don’t need to see that.”

He smiled and plopped down on the couch, grabbing the remote. He knew there had been a drawing of Kenny kissing a certain blonde haired boy.

He flipped through the channels. He looked him directly in the eyes, “Fine..” He sighed, handing him the paper.

“Something entertaining.” He looked away from him, blushing but his hood hid that.

He rolled his eyes and snickered, “Yeah.. crazy I know.” “Hmph..”

“Well you do~” He winked. His eyes widened and his whole face went red.

He giggled childishly. He watched Butters walk off and he held his cheek with his hand, his mouth opened wide.

“What’s stopping you?” He smirked. He tightened his hood and skipped off to his next class happily.

He chuckled as he fell over from the kiss attack. He entered the class room and took a deep breath, puffing out his chest and sitting next to Butters.

He giggled. He tried to avoid eye contact with him but couldn’t help but glance at him every few seconds.

He lifted out his arms and cupped Tweek’s face. He sweat nervously as he kept staring at him.

He smiled, pink blush spread across his cheeks. He jumped slightly, “S-sure!”

He closed his eyes, smiling. “Uhm..” He thought about it.

He opened his eyes, his gaze burning into Tweek’s green depths. After a minute he shrugged.

He looked away, yelling at himself in his head on how stupid he is as he had a mental breakdown internally. His cheeks slowly turned red as he rubbed his cheek.

He kissed him gently. He slammed his face down on his desk.

(WHEEZE He pulled back, his face red. He mumbled to himself quietly.

His eyes widened, he felt like he could explode. “We have to do that more often.” He said as his eyes sparkled.

He tightly pulled at the strings of his hood. He snickered.

He laughed and pat his back. He suddenly bolted out of the room and back into the janitors closet.

“Ah.. you’re so cute.” He fell down and took of his hood for the first time in years.

“Truth.” He rubbed his face which was covered in bruises, bandages and dirt marks. He had a gap in his two front teeth from who knows where which made him look like a kid, his blonde hair looked was matted and dirty.

“It wasn’t luck.” He smiled. He ran his hand through his hair.

“It was fate.” He smiled. Sniffling could be heard from the janitors closet as tears rolled down Kenny’s freckled cheeks.

He winked at him. “B-Butters..?”

He snickered. He looked away, not wanting his face seen.

He kept snickering. He sniffled and looked at him, this was the first time anybody has ever seen his face.

((BAE STOPPP.. BAE STOPPPPPP “Heh no,” His eyes were full of tears.

He looked out the window, the day was almost over. He sighed. The bell rang which dismissed everybody from school.

“C’mon.. I should walk you home.” He sighed and pulled up his hood.

He stopped and smiled, “Of course you can!” Before he tightened it he looked over at him, raising a brow.

“Yeah!” “I-I love you too..” He smiled, showing the gap in his teeth. He hugged him tightly.

He walked him upstairs. He released him from the hug and tightened his hood, leading him outside of the school.

He entered his room, NASA posters hung on his walls and posters of Red Racer. His guinea pig squeaked from his nightstand where he had placed his cage. Kenny blushed lightly, closing his eyes and smiling.

Craig unlocked the door to Stripe’s cage. Grabbing the Guinea Pig in his arms, petting his head softly. Kenny really loved Butters, more then words could describe. Everything about him was perfect. The way he smiled and laughed.. they way he cared about him.. his beautiful baby blue eyes..

He smiled at Stripe then noticed Tweek staring at him and he smiled bigger, “You wanna hold him?” He asked, looking down at Stripe. He gripped his hand with his dirty old fingerless gloves.

He handed Tweek the guinea pig carefully as it squeaked quietly and nuzzled it’s face into Tweek’s chest. “I think Stripe likes you.” He smiled. He smiled at Butters from under his hood, his freckled cheeks were pink.

He smiled sweetly at them both, his two favorite things in the world, right next to each other. It was adorable. He took notes in his sloppy handwriting, zoning off every now and then as he caught a look of Butters from the edge of his vision.

He slowly grabbed his phone from his pocket, careful not to disturb them both and snapped a picture or two. Kenny rested his head in his arms, daydreaming about... appropriate things.

Craig was to busy staring at the pictures in awe, his hazel eyes lit up. He didn’t take notice of him, to busy daydreaming about Butters... little... sausage as we’ll call it.

“You two.... you’re so adorable..” He smiled as he scooted over to the twitchy blonde and rested his head on his shoulder. ((L I T T L E S A U S A G E He thought to himself that maybe he should stop before he got horny in the middle of class, that wouldn’t go well.

This moment was perfect.. all three of them together like a family. He blushed red as he covered his face in his arms. Kicking his feet around under his desk trying to get his mind off of the nice things.

He muffled to himself to stop, or else it was b o n e r t i m e . He also closed his eyes as they both softly sat on his bed.

This was the first time he’d actually seen Tweek not twitch for a whole minute, it surprised him and made him proud of his shorter boyfriend. He clenched his eyes shut, trying to stop it.

He layed down on his bed, staring up at the ceiling covered in glow in the dark star stickers, but at the moment they weren’t really glowing. “Mmph.” He muffled his response to him, telling him that he was fine.

His hat slowly slid off his head as he closed his eyes, slowly dozing off. The bell rang which dismissed them from school. Finally.

Kenny walked out of the class oddly, trying to hide his boner. Internally panicking at the same time.

He looked at him nervously, “No reason.”

“I-I’m just gonna go use the bathroom real quick.”

He speed walked into the bathroom and locked himself in a stall, unzipping his pants and angrily looking at said boner. “Are you kidding me.. right now?”

He muttered angrily for a few minutes until it stopped. He zipped up his pants and walked out.

“Okay. I’m good now.” He said as he walked out to Butters. Acting like nothing happened.

He walked next to him, wishing that that didn’t happen during school, at home it would’ve been more enjoyable and better but here.. no.

As they left the school he decided to walk home instead, “Hey I’m gonna walk home tonight, I’ll see you tomorrow alright?” He kissed his forehead gently. Stripe slept on top of Craig’s face.

He smiled at him as he headed the direction toward his run down home. He slipped his hands in his pockets and huffed. He felt like shit all of a sudden and he didn’t really no why.. dying wouldn’t help so he decided he wouldn’t waste his time on that. He pushed Stripe off his face and pushed him into his hat, he opened one eye and smiled down at Tweek, rubbing his hand through the blondes messy hair.

He entered the household, of course his dad was already drunk. He ignored him and entered his room. He took off his parka and plopped down onto his bare mattress covered in holes and dirt. He smiled as he fell asleep again.

(Hey don’t think I’m not gonna continue to be one of your best friends because of this! Of course I’ll always be ^^ But I’m still not ready for a relationship. I know how often I complain on being single and shit but inside I’m really not ready to take on another relationship. I’m sorry but maybe one day ^^ it honestly flatters me that you have a crush on me. I know a lot of people do and especially with you being one of my best pals on here it means a lot. So in conclusion I’m not ready for a relationship yet but that doesn’t stop me from loving you (no homo coughs) and I’ll always be here ^^ <33 Kenny sighed as he ran his hand through his dirty blonde hair, staring up at the cracks in his wall.

Of course I wouldn’t hate you! I actually admire the fact you told me, I’d never be able to pull that off if I ever had a crush lmao but I’m here for you ^^<333 He thought to himself that the idea of death didn’t sound so bad now.. everybody would just forget.

*gives you virtual huggies and affection<333* He dug through his closet and grabbed a pistol. One bullet left. That was all he needed. He heard his phone buzz as he picked it up with his empty hand. It was Butters. He read the text carefully and responded, ‘Yeah I’m alright.’

‘No it’s alright you don’t have too.’ He texted back quickly as he set down the gun.

He bit his lip, ‘Okay, come on over then.’ ((Brb real quick

He slid the gun under his mattress and went to go answer the door.

((Lmao rip He hugged him back, smiling. His thin body rested against Butters.

((I cant speak well either lmao, I have a stupid accent plus with braces it’s hard to speak “There’s no need Butters, I’m alright..” He smiled at him.

((I’m American and I have a very subtle Norwegian accent lmao He tightly hugged him then released him from the bear hug.

((B r u h “So.. why’d you wanna come over to this hell hole of a place? You could’ve just asked me to come to your place..”

“Why were you panicking? There’s nothing worry about.” He walked back inside of his home.

He narrowed his eyes at him, “I know you do but I was just fine..” He led him into his room.

“You wanna know why..?” He mumbled.

“Depends on what?” He raised a bushy pierced brow.

“Ehh.. I dunno it’s embarrassing but I wouldn’t call it personal if it happens on the daily.”

“I had a boner during class because of you..” He mumbled in embarrassment. His cheeks flushed to red as he looked away.

“Because you’re cute and everything you do makes me feel like it’s just me and you and like time had stopped..” He mumbled super quietly, he’d be surprised if Butters heard it.

He stared into his baby blue eyes, blushing red across his freckled face.

“Am not..” He giggled childishly as he pushed him away.

“You’re the dork here..” He teased as he giggled and stuck his tongue out.

“Well dorks are cute and to be honest you’re the cute one here.” he chuckled as he held Butters waist.

“Mhm.” He rested his chin on Butters shoulder, smirking.

He smirked as he gently began to tickle him.

He tickled him harder, chuckling.

He held him tightly so he couldn’t escape, he smirked evilly as he continued to tickle him.

He laughed as he finally let him go.

“Well now that I know you’re THAT ticklish I’ll have to keep that in mind.” He smirked.

He rolled his eyes and grinned.

“Pfft no.” He finally answered quietly.

“Do you want me to tickle you again?”

“Maybe it was maybe it wasn’t.”

“You’d have to find out.” He tickled him again.

His eyes widened in surprise at the kiss, but he happily kissed him back.

(Sorry for interrupting, i just wanna tell yall tysm for giving a blessing to my eye with yall Rp.)

He held Butters close to him, his arms wrapped around his waist under his sweatshirt.

((LMAO After another minute or two he pulled away from the kiss, rubbing his lips and smiling.

((LMAO He looked up at Butters warmly, “Wow.. I never knew you were so good at kissing..”

He smirked, “For a beginner that was pretty impressive..”

He tilted his head and smiled, pulling him into a hug.

“You’re so cute when you’re nervous...”

He licked his neck gently. ((Ohnohnoohno gay boys ohnoohnoohno

((NnngngnghhdjskalalwkjwHAHAHAHAHAHAHA He narrowed his eyes and smiled, as he began kissing his neck.

*Shrek opens the door to his shitter as All Star starts playing*

((LMAO He continued to kiss around his neck as hickeys began to form.

*he pulls out his THOT SLAYER*

((Kenny d i e s))

He moved his hands down Butters back.

His hands slowly moved into Butters pants. ((oHHNOOOOOOO LMAO

IT'S TIME TO STOP, WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS? I'M CALLING CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES-

((IM JUST GONNA SET A TIME SKIP HERE BECAUSE I CANT DO SIN WITHOUT SCREAMING👀👀👀😩😩 *timeskip after a little bit of.. fun👀*

Kenny sat awake, panicking internally now being no longer a virgin.

It was at that moment, Kenny knew... He was a gay ass *****

((KENNY THEN GET SYPHILIS AND D I E S LMAO He stared back at Butters and smiled. He was glad it wasn’t some *****y girl he lost his virginity to and that it was him. But how could he tell Butters that was his first time ever have full on sex. He was known as a slut at school so it would be a huge surprise.

He didn’t mind letting Butters use his mattress for the night, he was quite used to sleeping on the floor so that’s what he did for the rest of the night.

((Ngl yeah it is lmao He eventually fell asleep, curled up.

((S a m e l m a o *Another Timeskip brought to you by Craig’s middle finger* It was early in the morning, the sun shined through Kenny’s window brightly as dust floated in the air.

((LmaO He was still fast asleep, snoring quietly.

He opened one eye tiredly, “Hm..?”

“Morning...” He mumbled tiredly as he yawned.

He smiled at him tiredly, “I bet someone had fun last night..”

“Yeah..” He chuckled as he sat up tiredly.

He smirked at him and stretched his arms and legs out.

“I’m stretching dumbass..” He laughed.

“So.. did you have fun last night?” He smirked as he stood up, he was only in his undergarments. His body full of hickeys.. or maybe they were bruises who knows.

“I’m thinking.. yes.” He said as he searched for his parka.

He smirked as he lifted up his parka from a pile of shredded dirty clothes.

He slipped it on and pulled at the strings so the hood would cover his face.

“So... was that your first time last night?” He muffled to him, asking about they’re little.. you know.

((Lmao thank you uwu “Heh.. Butters.. can I tell you something..?”

“You know rumors going around the school saying that I’m a huge slut and all.. well... that was all in the past but I never really.. had sex with anybody before.. so what I’m trying to say is.. I guess you’re the first person I’ve done it with.. and I’m glad it was you and not some *****y girl.” He muffled nervously.

He slowly shuffled over to him and sat down.

He smiled at him from under his hood, his eyes lit up happily. “T-thanks Butters..”

He hugged him gently.

“I’m glad I’m with you... I couldn’t ask for anybody else..” He muffled quietly.

“A-am not!” He said, now flustered.

He crossed his arms and pouted.

He rolled his eyes, muffling a chuckle from under his hood.

“You’re the cute one here and you can’t disagree. I am... hmm..the sexy one.. well no.. you’re that too...”

“Well you’re cute AND sexy..”

“What?” He noticed him trying to hold in a laugh.

“Huh?”

His face felt hot as it quickly turned red. ((BuTtERs LmaO

He pulled at the strings of his hood so it would completely cover his face.

He shrugged as he got up shortly after him.

((Lmao t h e y r e d e a d He silently thought to himself, thinking of things they could do.

((😳😳 u-uh yeah definitely “Well.. there are plenty of things to do.. just not many we havent done before..”

“Well..” He immediately got an idea.

“Butters, meet me at Stark’s Pond. I have to grab some stuff, I’ll be there shortly.”