informally introducing my kids

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postmortem[OP]
25.10.2022 04:18
Linkim not doing it by drawing or picture this is just temporary and will be taken down as soon as my formal one is up
postmortem[OP]
25.10.2022 04:19
Linkalso be polite. I love each and every one of my children equally and individually and if you make fun of them I will not hesitate to slaughter you on sight
postmortem[OP]
25.10.2022 04:22
LinkOlga- she's the oldest and the biggest. She is my pillow. She's also an octopus. Their pronouns are she/they.
Anthony larry lobster- he's the second oldest. He is an attorney at law and has defended me 8 times in court. He graduated fro harvard 3 years ago today and i'm incredibly proud of him. his pronouns are he/him. it's also obvious that he is a lobster.
Will toledo- they are an orca whale, and they're the sneakiest asshole ( i love him) they like music and vinyl records (they take after me). their pronouns are they/he
postmortem[OP]
25.10.2022 04:27
Linkthe youngest is leonardo jr, he's named after 2012 leo specifically. He has yet to cause any problems and he seems slightly on the crazy side ( i love him deeply and would kill for him, i'd kill for all of them) his pronouns are he/him
now the ones that I couldn't fit in my arms.
adam lambienge- she's a lamb, she's one of my middle children, she is an art major in college right now, and she liked the impressionist era the most. she/her
dexter- small horse. they/it
postmortem[OP]
25.10.2022 04:30
Linkif you so much as look at any of my children funny you can say goodbye to your molars