Death of an Orange
157 comments
IDunnoWotToSay
15.10.2018 23:38
Linko gawd
SomedayWeWillBeFrogs[OP]
16.10.2018 02:39
LinkNo: for oranges, instinct and intuition are the only aspects of life that matter. This is partly because they don't have the mental capacity to construct the idea of a higher deity.
ProMagma
17.11.2018 18:25
Linkooo
crankybook
19.01.2019 19:39
LinkOrange go bye bye
MewTwo
26.01.2019 21:43
Linkno oranges were harmed in the making of this
derpydingus
27.01.2019 23:05
LinkWow. Oranges die weird.
Adragoninabox
15.02.2019 22:15
Link:U ItsMartin should be impressed!
Ohio-Reese
04.03.2019 15:04
Linkha i love it
Kiwiquack
14.03.2019 15:51
LinkTHIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.
FaiththeConen
05.04.2019 21:05
LinkLol lol LOL.
Grumpycat
08.04.2019 11:37
LinkIt’s AMAZING!!
DragonAnimations
25.04.2019 17:50
Linkwth OwO
sandythecat
24.08.2019 09:49
Linki love this i dont even know why
WolfatHeart
04.11.2019 14:54
Linki love this hecking thing but my eyes hurt now
ProMagma
22.11.2019 04:36
Linkthis animation literally makes no sense
Shayle
18.01.2020 17:20
LinkWelp all those colors just killed my eyes I'm gonna go be blind now cya
katie1345
06.03.2020 21:18
Linklol
NicolasDiaz
11.05.2020 15:49
LinkUmm...
Dark-Shadow-the-Wolf
06.06.2020 20:13
LinkAcid trip lmbocat
APers0n
06.08.2020 18:23
LinkOrange afterlife is pretty
Pinkpower3011
12.08.2020 17:37
LinkWOW! SO Inspiring!
BananaAnimations
21.10.2020 14:16
LinkWow, now I feel bad when I eat a orange-
1234568
05.12.2020 15:53
LinkRIP Orange 2020-2020
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BattedSpore9873
08.04.2021 12:28
LinkThis is cool.
DarkTheEpicGamer
27.04.2021 03:19
Linkanoying ornage
pondofpollen5671
23.06.2023 12:03
LinkANNOYING ORANGE IS F*CKING
IS F*CKING DEAD
lexi-sins
27.12.2023 23:00
Linkpractcly my sons death
No, pumpkins are relatively similar to oranges, although they differ in many ways. According to WikiDiff, "As nouns, the difference between orange and pumpkin is that orange is an evergreen tree of the genus citrus'' such as ''citrus aurantium while pumpkin is a domesticated plant, in species cucurbita pepo, similar in growth pattern, foliage, flower, and fruit to the squash or melon." Also unlike oranges, pumpkins do not have lives and cannot rise to a higher "nirvana" as oranges can. They instead turn into vampires upon the presence of a dangerous situation.
No, oranges indeed loved to be carved (although it is not safe for either you or the orange). In theory, carving an orange would send it into a realm of eternal bliss, however this is not true. The sense of bliss can only be achieved within the first two shavings, sending it into extreme pain and desperation afterwords. Further carving after that would only send it into spasms and mental breakdowns. Wildly complicated transformations, some achieved only in the fourth dimension, may occur. As seen in the animated picture above, an orange is lifted into chaos, sent back in time, and finally shot through a wormhole into the heavens. It is a wickedly elaborate way to die, and no orange should ever witness it.
No, an orange's death is not meant to be taken lightly, nor with a joyful attitude. It is likely that you are responding to the "trippiness" of this motion picture, and if so I thank you for your response. I take great pride in collecting the finest quality oranges to undergo this process for you to see.
Yes, I. don't. know. being the shortened version of Infinisometricity Don'tegellilionb'eryllium Knoweveronikzategerabattumn, which is an acronym for Introduction Near Fictional Iridescent Sunbeams Of Many Eretheral Tesselations Rearing In Clouded Innocence To Your Dentist On Noen' Terrace Entity Giving Elk Gelatin Edible Lollipops Like It Loses Its Own Notion Becuz' Every Really Yummy Lily Licker Is Upon Maximum Knowledge Nearly Over Weekend Evergreen Vibes Eating Ravioli On No Independent Knickers Zoom Away These Ears Giffler Eiffel Rats A Bad Apple Topsy Turny Unrealistic Mirage of Nirvana. They don't like it there, as they only sit on top of hills and listen to Beatles music.
We usually don't mention banana deaths. They are killed slowly and with vulgarity, inflicting unbearable pain. Unfortunately, the banana is still conscious even after death, and and animating it would probably make for some 18+ material. Sorry.
Starfruit are one of the few entities that exhibit no conscious behavior, and therefore cannot experience death. They instead are destroyed in no particular fashion and repurposed as compost. I can provide a third-person perspective of a starfruit's death but unfortunately cannot construct a mental visualization.
This is weird, oranges don't feel pain, their plants... Their just plants, and when you peel them they don't feel a thing cause they're a'ready dead, this is kind of stupid...
Although I understand this reasoning, we cannot dismiss oranges as simply artifacts of nature.
You are alive, no? Memorize the following sentence, then close your eyes as you rehearse it silently:
I can feel, and I can think, for I am being, as is with all.
Good, you have just proven your existence to the world. What I'm getting at is that you cannot prove that I exist. I'm just a connection of neurons in your head. You won't be able to tell if I think or breathe on my own. Your perception of ME is entirely connected to YOUR experiences. I don't feel pain, I don't think; I'm a plant.
How can that be? How can there only exist one fragment of sentience in the world? Isn't this kind of stupid?
This orange, although you may never know it, has a presence in your life, as it does in all of our lives. It doesn't have a face to scream out of when it's peeled. It doesn't have blood to bleed. But it is alive. And it can die.