SONIC: HI MY NAME IS SONIC AND I AM REALLY REALLY HOMOSEXUAL I LIKE TO DO GAY ORAL TO TAILS AND I LIKE TO RAPE DR EGGMAN AND I LIKE TO USE CHILI DOGS AS DIALDOUGHS AND I LIKE IT WHEN KNUCKLES HITS HIS KNUCKLES UP MY ANUSHOLE AND I LIKE TO RUB MY P*NIS TO DREW PICKLES AND BARNEY GAY P*RN NOW I WILL LET TAILS SPEAK

TAILS: HI MY NAME IS TAILS AND I TOO AM REALLY REALLY HOMOSEXUAL SONIC RAPES ME EVERY DAY I LIKE IT WHEN HE FORCES ME TO SHOVE MY TAILS UP HIS ANUSHOLE AND SPIN REALLY FAST AND MUTILATE HIS ANUSHOLE I ALSO LIKE TO FLY TO SWELL PLACES LIKE STRIP CLUBS AND NUDE BEACHS AND I LIKE TO MAKE HOMOSEXUAL INVENTIONS SUCH AS DILDOS VIBRATORS BUTT PLUGS AND SO MANY OTHER SWELL S*X TOYS I SEE KNUCKLES SO I WILL NOW LET KNUCKLES SPEAK

KNUCKLES: HI MY NAME IS KNUCKLES AND GUESS WAT SEXUALITY I AM? YOU GUESSED IT I AM REALLY REALLY HOMOSEXUAL I LIKE TO PUNCH SONICS ANUSHOLE UNTIL IT IS BLEEDING AND I ALSO LIKE TO GLIDE INTO PEOPLES ANUSHOLES AND I AM TASKED WITH GUARDING DA MASTER EMERALD BUT INSTEAD OF GUARDING DA MASTER EMERALD I USUALLY DO GAY S*X WITH SONIC AND TAILS WAIT I SEE DR ROBOTNIK ALSO KNOWN AS DR EGGMAN GOING UP TO US

DR EGGMAN: HI MY NAME DR ROBOTNIK ALSO KNOWN AS DR EGGMAN AND I AM HERE TO DESTROY YOU SONIC AND I AM GOING TO STEAL DA CHAOS EMERALDS NOW

BIG DA CAT: HI I AM BIG DA CAT AND I AM REALLY REALLY HOMOSEXUAL I AM USUALLY AM LOOKING FOR FROGGY SO I CAN RAPE HIM OR I AM FISHING FOR FISH I CAN USE AS DIALDOUGHS OR I AM USING DA FISHING POLE AS A DIALDOUGH NOW WHERE IS FROGGY OH HERE HE IS HE IS ON DA CHAOS EMERALDS

DR EGGMAN: OH NO NOW I AM GOING TO GET F*CKING RAPED BECAUSE THEY KNOW WHERE DA CHAOS EMERALDS ARE

SONIC TAILS AND KNUCKLES: DAT IS RIGHT EGGMAN NOW BEND OVER LIKE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH SONIC SPEED IN YOUR ANUSHOLE AHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOTTA GO FAST HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA TAILS ON A BENCH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH IT WOULD BE SWELL IF IT WAS NOT WITH CREAM DA RABBIT AND DAT OTHER RABBIT AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA JC-DAHYENA AHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA BIG DA CAT JOINED DA ORAL SESSION AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA GO! SONICHU! GO OUT AND ZAP TO DA EXTREME! AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA I WILL! THANK YOU FATHER! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA KEN PENDERS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA NOW WE ARE GOING TO UNLEASH OUR STICKY SUBSTANCES LIKE SOIOISIOSIOSOISOISIOSIOIOSOISOISOISOISOISISISIOSIOSIOSOISIOSISIOS BAG DAT WAS SWELL