Credit to Marsmillowbaby Voiced by me K means Karen and W mean Worker K: ahem. W: yes ma'am? K: *sets drink on counter* i ordered a strawberry smoothie and I got an iced coffee. W: oh umm would you like a refund? K: ugh yes. I would like a refund and free strawberry smoothie. W: um ma'am um we can't do that. K: ugh really? Wow. W: um we can give you a refund…. Also um you need to be wearing a mask. K: excuse me but my doctor said i have a condition and I can't do that.

But um can you go put one on now? K: um that wasn't me. W: um miss yes it was. K: No it wasn't! You're lying! W: um miss we can look at the footage… camera footage. We know its you, you're the same person. K: ugh! No, I'm not! W; miss…. Yes… *sigh* i'm gonna politely ask you to put on a mask.

K: I can't do that! HERE! I have a doctors note! W: May i see the doctor's note? K: HERE! *shoves Doctors note into W's hand* W: hm….. Hm…...umm miss? Umm Your doctor's name is Mr. Farquaad? *tries not to laugh* K: yess, are you making fun of his name!? W's mind: PFFT- HAHAHA! WTF! W: *trying not to laugh* I- no- no, sorry miss um… *trying not to laugh* Which hospital is this from? K's mind: I- SHIT! WHAT DO I SAY!? K: I- Thats none of your business! W's mind: this dumbass- W: miss, you should know….. *sigh* you should know. K: I- Uh- Just shut up!! And give me mah free smoothie and refund!

W's mind: AAAAHHH JUST SHUT UP! W: miss we can't do that. K: UGH! I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER! W: ok. *points to nametag* Ok hello miss im the manager. K: I-.... You're the manager!? W/M: yes i am… and we CAN'T do that. SO you need to either put on a mask. *sigh* or get out. K: ugh, i can't! Didn't you read this doctor's note?! W/M: miss…. Anti-Social is not a disease- condition. W/M's mind: Anti-Social may not be a disease but Covid is! W/M: you can't do that. K: YES IT IS! W/M: miss, no. not its not. K: Ugh, i'm getting out of here! *grabs the cash register and runs* W/M's mind: ugh, this *****. W/M: Miss, you can't do that! I- ugh- SECURITY! K: I- YES I CAN! I HAVE RIGHTS TO DO THIS!

W/M's mind: No you ****ing don't. K: THIS IS AMERICA! I HAVE RIGHTS! W/M: yeah i do too. SECURITY! (little added part) W/M: WE HAVE A WILD ***** ON THE LOOSE!