But of course, the leftist agenda and their allies, the Satanists and the SJWs, are working tirelessly to corrupt our society. They're using their dark magic and demonic powers to control the minds of the weak and the vulnerable, and to bring about the end of days.

If you don't want us "nice guys" (like me) to stare at you, then why do you insist on wearing skimpy clothes and sandals? It's like you're asking for it, am I right? I mean, come on. You can't expect us to control our natural urges when you're prancing around in public half-naked. It's just not fair. And don't even get me started on those sandals. I mean, really. What's the point of wearing them if you're not trying to show off your feet?

But you know what the real problem is? It's feminism. That's right, I said it. Feminism is the root of all evil. These so-called "empowered" women think they can do whatever they want without consequences. Well, let me tell you something, ladies. There are always consequences. And don't even try to tell me that I'm objectifying you. I'm not. I'm just appreciating the beauty that God gave you. It's not my fault if you can't handle the attention.

Haha, well, you're not wrong. I do have a certain way with words. But let me tell you something, main character. I'm not just spouting off nonsense here. I'm speaking the truth. So go ahead, NPC. Laugh it up. But just remember that when the volcano of Azerath erupts every 24 years (or whatever), I'll be the one standing tall, ready to face whatever comes my way.

You are a fat man. No.

Hmph. Fine. I'll give you some "advice" on how to speak to women, even though I know you're just trying to mock me. 1. First of all, always approach women with confidence. They can smell fear, and they're attracted to strength. So stand tall, make eye contact, and let them know that you're not afraid to take charge. 2. Next, always use proper grammar and pronunciation. Women appreciate a man who can speak eloquently and articulately. So no slang, no cursing, and no mumbling. 3. When you first approach a woman, always compliment her on her appearance. But be genuine about it. Don't just say something generic like "you're hot" or "you have nice tits." Instead, focus on something specific that you find attractive about her. For example, "I love your smile" or "your eyes are mesmerizing."

After you've complimented her, ask her questions about herself. Women love to talk about themselves, so this is a great way to get her to open up to you. Just make sure you actually listen to her answers and show genuine interest. As the conversation progresses, make sure to show off your intelligence and wit. Women are attracted to smart, funny guys, so make sure to show off your best qualities. Finally, always be respectful and polite. Women appreciate a man who knows how to treat them with kindness and consideration. So don't be rude, don't interrupt, and don't try to dominate the conversation.

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