Stupid joke contest haha funy
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koiPOP[OP]
17.06.2021 02:56
LinkWrite a sExY one shot
Of
Me x Masky or Hoodie idc which one or both or not even me
Me x you(omg real not clickbait uwuwuwu)
Or
My little pony x reader
*cracks knuckles*
Ｋａｉ ｘ Ｃｌａｒｋ
ｖｅｒｙ ｈｏｔ
One very shitty afternoon, millions of kids were dying of starvation and disease in Africa while Clark finished his fourth bag of chips for that week. He crumpled it up and threw it across the room, horrendously missing the trash can that wasn't even open. Clark didn't really care, he was too busy violently banging his keyboard against his desk on stream after dying in Krunker on a 24 kill streak. Kai was in his room next to Clark's, and was annoyed by the crashing and bashing noises. He went over to his room and shouted, "I SWEAR TO CHRIST ALMIGHTY, IF YOU WHACK THAT PIECE OF SHIT AGAINST YOUR GODDAMN DESK ONE MORE TIME, THAT THING IS GONNA BE YOUR FUCKIN HEAD." Clark grunted loudly and threw the keyboard at Kai's head. He dodged it, and the keyboard broke a hole all the way through the wall. "The fuck?" Kai said, even more agitated now, "That was my fuckin wall too, pay for it you incel." (not done)
Clark scoffed exaggeratedly, "Fine, I'll just pay for it the way I pay for new keyboards." He turned to the side, somewhat away from both Kai and the camera, pulled his fly down and started recording himself jerking off on his phone. Kai was just about to make a noise of disgust and turn around to leave, but then Clark said to him, "Gtfo you're killing my boner," and Kai took that personally. Kai stomped over to Clark, "WHAT!? You're just mad that I'm bigger than you smh." Clark whipped around angrily, "You are NOT. Take it out. Right fuckin NOW." Kai did, and it did seem slightly bigger. Clark was (almost literally) blinded by rage at this point and screamed, "NO! NO! IT'S JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE HARD! BECAUSE I'M SO SEXY!" and almost ripped off dick clean off trying to get hard. "Nah fam, it's cause you're doin' it all wrong," Kai remarked. He took Clark's hand off his dick and started doing the deed. "The fuck bro?" Clark responded, "This is sexual harassment." (still not done lmao)
"I was right though, wasn't I?" said Kai with the smuggest look in the history of the world on his face. Clark looked down and said, "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-" until Kai pointed out, "HOLY FUCK, YOUR WEBCAM WAS STILL ON," and they both shared an even louder, "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
The phone recorded everything as well, but tens of thousands of simps already saved the livestream and Kai and Clark made no money and got evicted for the giant hole in the wall and became homeless and killed each other and died.
♥ ｔｈｅ ｅｎｄ ♥