I seen this base before You can't fool me

funny

stop.

hatred.

I have a reservoir of Shrek's cum on my property; it's hidden from aerial view so the government helicopters can't detect it, it's about 4000 tons worth of ogre cum, preserved using next-generation preservation techniques. It's temperature-regulated, and stored in a silo that mimics Shrek's testicles (Shreksticles as I call it,) therefore it's as if the sperm had never even left Shrek in the first place. I normally wouldn't offer any to share, but I am willing to give a tablespoon to each member of this community to do whatever they want with it. It's not much, so be wise with your actions; if you want more after that, it's going to be $5500 per tbsp. 50% of the proceeds go directly to Shrek, and the other 50% go into my pocket, which will allow me to continue my preservation efforts.