me begging ppl not to spoil
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-Verrix-[OP]
31.01.2023 14:41
Linkcause i'm waiting to watch the other episodes with my dad, we've only watched the first *sobs*
idk what happens in the movie/game so imma just make up shit, alright so this guy with a mustache came from like idk space or something. hes 3 feet tall exactly and his hands a really. really, like actually freakishly small like its somewhat creepy. yet he's jacked pumped massive dont ask how he dose pull ups or push ups or lift wights like even thats a mystery to me, also hes quite strong anyway hes here to kill the president because he has his reasons and you dont need to know them,oh and spiderman is gay in the movie, at the end the president is killed, and gay spider man delivers the most powerful kick punt if you will to uhhh i haven't got a name for the antagonist his name is shorthand (nickname btw real name is hornado)so he literally obliterates like actually blows him up with his massive foot such a powerful kick from gay spider man (relatable i know) and gay spiderman becomes the new president
(summarization)
guy from space kills president with freakishly small hands, gay spider man kills hornado. (hornado is the name of the freakishly small handed fellow)
and gay spiderman becomes president obvi.
wait not the president dosen't have small hands the alien from space dose..
