At the restrictions where set when I was like 10 and my dad forgot about em so now im 13 and just now am able to watch YouTube :']

my dad just forgot hes British so hes a bit slow

you cant blame him

I don't think so today we went out and power washed the car and he forgot that the space in the wheels will cause the water to bounce back up and spray him in the face

and one time we were walking to the gas station to buy strawberry milk and I asked him what his favorite type of bird was and he wouldn't shut up for like a solid 45 minutes and at that point the conversation had switched to the topic of the sun

how does the topic of the conversation switch from birds, more specifically eagles and crows since he has the brain of an edgy 13 year old, to the sun

I don't think so yeah

birds be flying into the sun

wtf

sometimes my voice sounds kinda British since my dad was the 1 who taught me how 2 talk and shit but im an 'murican jk im from croatia

im just so proud to be from a shitty, underdeveloped country full of corrupt politicians aren't i lmao

an I sound Bri ish sometimes right ah yes Bri ish I am going to drink tea and stuff

I found out the password on my computer tho and that ones different

yes yes I am

ah exact opposites

yes ty