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PIAN-IDKBRO[OP]
22.03.2023 03:49
Linkbats eyelashes
[Chorus 1]
The state of Florida have asked us to disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad but now we're good. we're moving into your neighborhood
You know we're trying our best to be functioning members of society
We're not here to start no trouble, we're legally required to do the sex offender shuffle
[Verse 1: Larry Arthauer]
I'm Larry Arthauer and I'll refrain from touching my neighbor's kids again
What I did was not too kind, but I'm a nice guy you'll come to find
Got a backyard and a real nice pool, y'all should come over for a barbecue
We can make some cold drinks in my blender, but do keep in mind that I'm a sex offender
[Verse 2: Vernon Douglas]
Vernon Douglas is my name, my battery arrest is what brought me fame
But there's much more to know about me, I love to dance and I love to ski
I zip and zoom on through the snow, strap on my boots and watch me go
But I can't ski Until December, until then, I'm just a sex offender
[Verse 3: Charles Dolling]
I'm Charles Dolling Dropp