slaps you dumb child

stomps on u

*s i g h s*

i didnt want to have to do this no more wet food. only dry food

no sir. not until you behave

*smak* that is my n o n o s q u a r e

gad fine- you can have some ice cream just be nice ;-;

I SAID BE NICE >:0

... know what thats jut c o r r e c t in a way-

*realizes your taller than me* 👁👄👁

*scared wood elf noises*

m m m alright ill trust you-

*insert landing on bum* o w -

oo look a penny :D wait wha were you saying-

*insert getting up*

👁👄👁 *insert grabbing by his legs and getting up*

thank you- and dont you dare shove me back down because i will get my sword-

*insert grabbing a sword and running after* F O O L

*insert opening the trashcan* ✨👄✨ you have doubted me.

(i- that doesnt make sense-) . *insert laying down*

*in between crying* HOW THE **** DOES THAT W O O R K K H H H

*aggressive crying*

hdkjhfkjghh

*more crying*

*sad noises*

*insert getting up and picking up sword*

;-;... a w . . .

*le takes back the sword*

*le goes home* ;-;'

wow good story grandpa

tell me another story- G r a n d p a

grandpa its the middle of the morning wdym 👁👄👁

NO

W H Y Y Y

... im stressed...

Juniper steals him

Haha, you're funny... I have no family :)

Nah, nobody bothers me, so that's cool

You know I'm not being serious right? I was just "Verdickung der Handlungslinie"

What do you mean you're sorry?

Again, wasn't being serious. As I said, I was just thickening the plot line

Never once said that, I was just going along with what I had said... FOR PLOT LI- Yeah, I'll stop saying that :)

I'm sorry, I was trying to be funny and I just confused you 😂

Lmfao

Anyways, now that that's taken care of, how are you?

I'm pEaChY

Or, for you, I'm "in a great mood"

I mean... I'm not in a bad mood :/

Hell yeah

And you?

Well, that's good to hear ☺️

Welp, I'm currently watching "Randy buys a bookshelf off Gumtree" at the moment

Its basically Jeff Dunham... But it's only a puppet :I

Which One Is That From ... I Forget

Well shite... Oh well, I'll look for it later :I

I would assume so, he's a stand up comedian

Funny haha

... 👍

I remember that lmao

You still there mate -_-

Indeed he is :>

Excuse me, Bubba J is a redneck, get it right

Oof, fair enough... Welp, I'm bored now, you wanna like... Rp or something for a bit? I'd make an animation but have no motivation

🤔 uh... As in theme or like, if it'll be exotic or not

Well, theme is an apocalypse or bar, up to you... And, uh... Sin please 👉👈

MkAy, I'll be using hunter (he's my profile picture... Info is in the comments if you need it) Could you make a private anim please

✨✨✨✨✨✨

nothing much, I'm doing schoolwork😔

oh heck you got a mask?

I mean they are just pieces of cloth hmmm

*proceeds to put a hollowed out half of a watermelon on her face* I am now protected, I can't see tho

*gets a knife and cuts eye holes* yey

like w a t e r m e l o n, unsurprisingly.

🙃

(can you follow this person pls-) o h

CHILL BRO CHILL

*ties up your arms and puts you in the corner* time out >:(

oh wait shoot *ties pillows to your head*

no, you mustn't feel the pain

I'll give you Mcdonald's just s t o p

what do you w a n t then

*gives raising canes* boom

how do you stab yourself with fried chciken

HOW DESPERATE ARE YOU TO DIE-

NO >:(

the fluff-

D:

*sad cat*

because you're de- wait how are you speaking

OH HELL NAH *zoom*

*still z o o m *

NO I DON'T WANNA DIE-

*dead*

:0

*screem*