Today was like any normal day. ..Kind of.. I was on the roof my secret lab with my butler, he doesn´t have a name he´s just my butler. Petey´s Butler! Anyways, we saw Greg the dog and Officer Knight walking out of the police station all sad. ¨Uh-Oh..¨ said Petey´s Butler who was holding a pair of binoculars,¨That cop and police dog are back!¨. ¨Who cares?¨ I replied. ¨Aren't you worried about those two?¨ ¨Heck, no!¨ I exclaimed. ¨Check this out!¨ I started walking down the stairs to my chalkboard, the man followed. I started explaining while drawing Officer Knight on the board with chalk, ¨Officer Knight is a tough cop.. but he ain´t got brains!¨ I paused for a second to draw Greg and continued, ¨And Greg the dog is smart.. but his body is his weakness!!¨ ¨Yeah, but what if they worked together???¨ He replied. ¨Hmm..¨ I thought, ¨That might be a problem!¨ I then comically grabbed a bomb from nowhere and exclaimed again, ¨Fortunately, I´ve got a solution!!¨ A few minutes later, I ran outside to start t

o start the plan. ¨Tee-hee!¨ I giggled and set down the bomb. ¨HELP!!!¨ I yelled trying to get the dumb cop and mutt´s attention, ¨IT´S A BOMB!!!!¨ Officer Knight and Greg ran over to try to defuse the bomb I placed. ¨Hmm… Which wire should I cut? Red or green??¨, Officer Knight asked. ¨Grrrr!¨ Greg growled in response. ¨Okay! Green it is!!!!!¨ I ran far away back and hid behind a tree and looked over to where the dog and cop were at. A snapping sound was heard, and then a big boom!! ¨Oh, no!! I forgot dogs were colorblind!!!!!¨ Officer Knight exclaimed sadly. Later an ambulance came and picked them up. I bounced up and down in place. My plan had worked! I finally got rid of the stupid cop and his pooch! Or at least that's what I thought. Some hours passed by and while I was walking around my (secret) lab, I looked outside from my window and saw a newspaper by my house, so after a few minutes of thinking, I decided to go outside and see what was up. I unwrapped the plastic that was put on

it and looked at it while I walked back inside with it. All the other stuff in the city newspaper didn´t really catch my eye. But then I saw it. ´Dogman is world´s greatest cop!!´ was the headline. Shocked, I looked at the standfirst and read it. It said that Greg the dog's head was sewed onto cop´s body! Apparently, the news had already spread quickly too. Startled, I dropped the newspaper and my shocked face turned into a frustrated one, ¨Rats!!!!¨ I exclaimed. ¨I unwillingly created the greatest cop of ever!!!!!!¨ ¨Fortunately (again!), I know just how to stop him!!¨ I smiled and rubbed my hands together wickedly. The next day, I sat there waiting for the ´World´s Greatest Cop´ to walk out of the police station. I saw him walk out (thankfully!) with a frown on his face. ¨Haw haw haw!¨ I laughed. ¨What´s so funny?¨ Oh yeah, I forgot butler guy was here. Anyways. ¨Today, I´m going to destroy Dogman once and for all!!!¨ ¨How??¨ ¨Tell me, what are dogs all afraid of?¨ I put my paws on my hips co

nfidently. ¨Hmm….. firecrackers?¨ What. I stood there dumbfounded for a bit with a frown on my face, ¨Well-¨ I started again, ¨Yes, I suppose that´s true.. But dogs are also afraid of..¨ I brought him downstairs again and presented my cool evil thing I made! ¨Vacuum cleaners!!!!¨ I exclaimed happily and ran over to my gigantic wonderful creation. ¨I built this baby last night!¨ I patted the big robotic vacuum cleaner. ¨Gee, I think firecrackers would´ve been easier.¨ ¨WHO ASKED YOU??¨ I snapped. ¨Uhhh.. you did.¨ I facepalmed. Hard. (But not really because it could´ve hurt.) ¨This has thousands of dollars of the latest technology!!!¨ I rebuked, trying to make my idea seem cooler. ¨Firecrackers only cost five bucks!¨ He told me with a dumb smile on his face. ¨Enough with the firecrackers!! This is WAY cooler!!!!¨ I yelled, pointing to my robo vacuum. ¨And once I turn it on..¨ I started, walking behind the robot. ¨It will chase Dogman..¨ I said as I reach my paw to the switch (which would turn it

on!!) ¨And it won't stop until he gets sucked up!!¨ I pulled the switch down and evilly laughed. ¨Haw haw haw!!¨ I hopped on the vacuum cleaner while it sped out of my gigantic garage! I think it´s a garage at least, I dunno.. anyways, back to the cool part. ¨YEEE HAW!!!¨ I shouted. ¨Oh, Dogmaannnnn!!! Let´s get ready to ROOMBA!!!!!!¨ Dogman noticed me (and my terrifying vacuum cleaner) and BOLTED!! ¨Go on and run!! You haven´t got a chance!!!!!¨ I smirked. ¨This vacuum cleaner has a 6,000 H.P. motor, an endless power supply, AND the bag expands, so it could suck up almost anything!!¨ Dogman seemed to perk up when I said the last thing but, I shrugged it off thinking it was most likely probably nothing because I´d get him soon. When he arrived at a fork in the road with signs pointing to the ocean and city, he ran over to the sign that read ocean and the vacuum followed. I quietly started to panic to not let Dogman show that I didn´t like this, at ALL. Dogman was immediately heading over to the wate

r. He´s using my weakness against me probably!! The vacuum could still probably suck him up though and then we (I) could get out.. It´s.. fine. Then I felt a bump. WHAT DID I RUN SOMEBODY OVER OR?? I whipped my head around to look behind me and I saw two surfers staring at me. Probably the vacuum had just.. ate one of their surfboards.. yeah. I do NOT want to actually get in trouble for an actual really serious crime, phew. When I stopped thinking I didn´t even notice we were halfway into the water with the vacuum´s bag REAAALLY full and quickly scurried up the thing. Nervously, I stammered, ¨H-Hey!!! Let´s get out of this water, okay?? I can´t swim!!!! Besides this vacuum cleaner isn´t supposed to get wet!!!!!¨ ¨No fair!!!¨ I shouted at Dogman. He dived down more and the vacuum started sucking up the sea even MORE.. I couldn´t see Dogman under the water but I heard a gulping noise. I think the vacuum cleaner got him!!! WOOO I DID IT!! Now we could get out of her- Oh JEEZ. The bag seemed full. I sta

efully stepping over the bag lightly, ¨I gotta get outta here before this bag of seawater busts..¨ I mumbled only to myself. I took a few more steps before I slipped. ¨WOOAH!!!¨ I yelped and unsheathed my claws trying to stop myself and accidentally tore through the bag and it splashed a ton of seawater into my face and BURST!! Luckily I didn´t have my mouth open. I got washed away in the ´supa tital wave´ and splashed trying to stay up and stopped when I felt something grab my arm and pull me out. It was?? DOGMAN???? On the surfboard from earlier too... ¨Hey!!! You saved me!!¨ I exclaimed, surprised. ¨I guess you´re not such a bad guy after all!¨ I looked at him with a smile on my face. ¨I´ve got one word to say to you:¨ But before I could say it, I heard a click. He handcuffed me. ¨Rats.¨ The tital wave got smaller and smaller until it was at the worst spot (for me!!) possible. The cat jail!! A few minutes later of standing with the dumb dog, wondering what´s gonna happen and I see Chief and some ot

ps that I don´t really know running over to Dogman yelling, ¨This calls for a celebration!!!¨ I figured someone that saw the whole thing told Chief about it. They?? Started throwing him..? Not in a bad way but just like how those singers dive into a crowd and the people that were watching start carrying them around or something. Blah blah blah mushy stuff happened and now I´m here. In the catjail. Writing this. Eh, I´ll get out again. I´ve done it before a zillion times already. Anyways, I´ll stop, like, writing in this dumb journal I´ve never used until now. Maybe I´ll write in it again, I dunno!! Now if you excuse me stupid journal! Time to escape once again.

CRINGING BUT ALSO IM. KINDOF?? PROUD IG

WAIT ITS SUPPOSED 2 BE ¨SOME OTHER COPS¨ IN THE UH second 2 last commentjjfdhjd

MNO STOP!!!!! ITS IMPLYING HE HAD GOT AN IDEA NOOOOOO

IM CHANGING IT TO ¨This vacuum cleaner has a 6,000 H.P. motor, an endless power supply, AND the bag expands, so it could suck up almost anything!!¨ Dogman seemed to perk up when I said the word ´almost´ BECAUSE OF U..