There was a big bug on my chest, about the size of a dollar bill, and I screamed, and it FLEW off my chest, Mom ran over, caught it, put it in a jar, and hugged me until I calmed down.
Scariest night of my life.
Except for the time when there was no WiFi.
Like, it kind of looked like a cockroach, (it was not a spider, I am sure) but it had a body the size of a big bead, and really long, greasy, fat legs. It was a scary bug.