i just realized ill be in a long distance relationship bro those never work out for me that is discussing *sharts aggresivley* uwu

who the **** do you think the literal guy who i told you asked me out that i also had a crush on since like september

no cause my dads new job is literally at a casino

stop guessing my dads proffession and city i live in ur being creepy omggg *sharts everywhere* uwu

up ur ass

Q hemerroids arc

in orchestra the other day my friend made a "i will find where u live" joke and i said i live in a cardboard box as an pbvious joke and a girl asked me if i was being seriou s cause she deadass thought i was homeless 💀

to be fair i always wear an oversized zip up jacket with a tattoo shop name on the back and fngerless gloves and a hat i look like my aunt who used to be a crack dealer with that very specific combo of items even though i go out of my way to dress like my father

remind me how tall you are and what your nationality is?