pest's turn!

Pest uses flying kick! The pest leaps into the air, landing a foot on blue Moon! critical hit! 40/50 hp remains your move!

a hole opens up in the ground and water spirals into it! 30/40 hp remains

pest uses chatter! the pest squawks annoyingly your team's next attack has a 10% higher chance of missing. your move!

a swarm of hungry fish attack the pest! 20/40 hp remains pest uses tackle! 45/50 remains for pablo

your move!

{okay, game paused}

{unpause} you have no traps, but my mind and a dice are the algorithm, so you get your first pest, free!

~PEST TRAPPED~ It's a pink zoocan! great for boosts! tame and equip familiar now for 50 bones?

you now have a pink zoocan as your familiar! whenever you want a boost in damage, just type 'Zoocan boost' would you like to roll the dice again?

{i'll have to pause the game again, we're doing church at home and lunch. be back in about an hour and a half}