Youtube BAN: My brother is DATING someone?! THAT DESERVES TO BE BANNED! Me: Can you please STOP banning things for once?

*me and Youtube BAN start fighting* Me: You can't just ban anything you see! Youtube BAN: I can AND will! Me: *angy noises start* Look, don't ban it. Please... Youtube BAN: *thinks for a moment* Well, since you asked nicely, but you have to allow me to ban someone's account on your app Me: Fine then.