LMFAO*

* runs *

* posts picture * :)

* screams * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA * runs away as fast as i can*

* hides behind hopper * :hopper : tf?

:me : ;-; :hopper : ugh.. what did you do?

:me : they kissed and i took a picture uwu :hopper : your so stupid.. *facepalm*

:hopper : give me the phone. :me :nu! :hopper : human... * death glare *

:hopper : im a girl * angry * :me : ;o; * sad screech but gib phone * :hopper : *she deletes the pic * ... U3U * takes like 50 selfies*

: me: hey! * tries to grab phone * : hopper : nope * she holds the phone out of my reach* ( shes like 7 and 1/2 ft tall)

:me : WAIT- : hopper : now time to look at her search history : me : * screams *

: hopper : .-. : me : * grabs phone back * hmph-

: hopper : child wtf?! :me : i told you not to!

:hopper : you dont want to know : me : * hugs phone * mine

:hopper : .. wel- : me : * slaps hopper * dont!

:me : * doges * : hopper : ...

me: dont tell them * glare* :hopper : y-yes mam

:hopper : ... ;-; : me : if you do i will dismantle you * :hopper : k i wont

:hopper : ;-; : me : good child * pet * : hopper : .-.

: hopper : REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE : me : oh crap

:hopper : >:O :me : * shines flashlight in her eyes * :hopper : ow.

:hopper : ;-; : me : hah

: hopper : why u bully me : me : uwu

;w;)

:hopper: ;-; ight ima go bleach me eyes : me : .-.