and i asked my mum what i could eat

my sister in law decided to say theres pizza

IT WAS THE ****ING CHEAP CHIPPY PIZZA WHY THE **** WOULD YOU EAT THAT

anyways so she said "bailey has half eaten this slice" like what the **** that little shit couldnt he finish it like omfg

"and this slice too" like ***** hes a greedy mother****er

and then i went "then which slice has he not half eaten"

even though shes one of my favorite family members i could tell she wanted me to shut the **** up so she just went "hes half eaten all of them" ***** THEN WHY WOULD YOU OFFER ME SOME THATS ****ING DISGUSTING

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