ill be generous ill be a loyal king, i may or may have a few husbands and wives but so does like every king so dont @ me,

i would have a good school system, my people will know to read, and shall never have to worry of aggression towards themselves by me, i will never raise my hand at a woman, or child in my country

and i promise to have banquets where the towns people can even party in the castle with the royals

but oh my god may the gods be with you if you have to be executed

i have no control whatsoever when i think about execution ideas

there will be nothing there but hunks of meat left of the person i promise go everything in me 😋 i dont want the people afraid of me but you will legally have to sign a document before coming to public execution

what is bud

oh shit ok

draw urself as a jester rn.

dont. call me that