Philza headcanons; 1. he is an immortal bird man. 2. adoptive father towards Tommy & Techno (but Techno denies everything), and biological to Wilbur. 3. he is old 4. he has voices in his head that looks like crows and ravens. Technoblade headcanons; 1. he is also immortal and a God, God of blood. 2. Technoblade killed his family when he was younger because of the voices. 3. the voices, with enough power, can control Technoblade's body, but only the millionaires and donators. 4. there are three types of voices, the normal, the donators, the millionaires. millionaires are loudest. 5. Technoblade is a unzombified pigman, not piglin, orphans were the reason why pigmen are zombies which is why he hates them. 6. Technoblade favours Wilbur over Tommy.

Wilbur headcanons; 1. he is a mortal shapeshifter but only 2 forms; humanoid and fish. 3. he was always crazy, he just learned how to hide it but Jschlatt pushed him over the edge. 4. yes, he did **** a salmon and somehow Fundy is his biological son. 5. Wilbur rathers Tommy over Techno, and is the only one, besides Phil, know about Techno's immortality but not him being an actual God. Tommy headcanons; 1. he is also a mortal shapeshifter, with 2 forms also; humanoid and racoon. 2. Tommy is forever a child, he will never reach adulthood (this is epic joke.)

forgot one of Philza's and Techno's; he is also a God, a God of death. hence why he is called the angel of death. And Technoblade hibernates whenever he feels like it, and lasts only up to 6 months. SBI all together; 1. Mumza passed away when they were younger, but she lived on as a Goddess, so she didn't die quite right. 2. Philza actually favoured Technoblade, but hide it well during childhood of his children, but they all secretly knew because he was bad at lying to young kids. 3. Tommy actually knows that Philza is an actual God, thanks to Technoblade accidentally telling him during one of his hibernations; he sleep talks and walks during hibernation not normal sleeping.

hahahahahhzahhahagahaghghsas imaguine no headcanons!!!! how is the canons meant to give head?

how is the head meant to give canons?

yeah they seem to be pretty common lmao