I HEIT SHADOWEYES
161 comments
NekoGallery
07.08.2020 19:23
Linkbro **** off
WinterWolfSa5
07.08.2020 19:26
LinkSeriously, this person pisses me off.
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NekoGallery
07.08.2020 19:27
LinkIma just put this here
WinterWolfSa5
07.08.2020 19:27
LinkI know, it just makes meh pissed ;w;
undertalesans345
07.08.2020 19:41
Link@IHATESHADOWEYES
your grammar sucks ours its beeeeetttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeer
undertalesans345
07.08.2020 19:49
Link🖕**** you🖕 you 🖕b🖕ab🖕y child💅😌 all you want its ****ing attention and love 🥺 but u are not getting it 🙄 acting like a full on 🤭 cunt so 🤫 shut ya mouth 🤯 before my mental 🥴 skills 🥴get worse 🤬 you little shit💩 i wanna throw up 🤢🤮🤧 i bet u made the covid-10 😷 go suck on a dick 🤤 choke and die☠️💀 so let me sip my tea in peace🍵😇 before i make yo mama involved 🙇 so run along now 🚶🏃🚶🏃🚶🏃 and click the delete button 🌷🥀🌊🌁⛈️
undertalesans345
07.08.2020 19:52
Link🖕**** you🖕 you 🖕b🖕ab🖕y child💅😌 all you want its ****ing attention and love 🥺 but u are not getting it 🙄 acting like a full on 🤭 cunt so 🤫 shut ya mouth 🤯 before my mental 🥴 skills 🥴get worse 🤬 you little shit💩 i wanna throw up 🤢🤮🤧 i bet u made the covid-10 😷 go suck on a dick 🤤 choke and die☠️💀 so let me sip my tea in peace🍵😇 before i make yo mama involved 🙇 so run along now 🚶🏃🚶🏃🚶🏃 and click the delete button 🌷🥀🌊
undertalesans345
07.08.2020 19:52
Link🖕**** you🖕 you 🖕b🖕ab🖕y child💅😌 all you want its ****ing attention and love 🥺 but u are not getting it 🙄 acting like a full on 🤭 cunt so 🤫 shut ya mouth 🤯 before my mental 🥴 skills 🥴get worse 🤬 you little shit💩 i wanna throw up 🤢🤮🤧 i bet u made the covid-10 😷 go suck on a dick 🤤 choke and die☠️💀 so let me sip my tea in peace🍵😇 before i make yo mama involved 🙇 so run along now 🚶🏃🚶🏃🚶🏃 and click the delete button 🌷🥀🌊
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undertalesans345
07.08.2020 19:52
Link🖕**** you🖕 you 🖕b🖕ab🖕y child💅😌 all you want its ****ing attention and love 🥺 but u are not getting it 🙄 acting like a full on 🤭 cunt so 🤫 shut ya mouth 🤯 before my mental 🥴 skills 🥴get worse 🤬 you little shit💩 i wanna throw up 🤢🤮🤧 i bet u made the covid-10 😷 go suck on a dick 🤤 choke and die☠️💀 so let me sip my tea in peace🍵😇 before i make yo mama involved 🙇 so run along now 🚶🏃🚶🏃🚶🏃 and click the delete button 🌷🥀🌊
undertalesans345
07.08.2020 19:52
Link🖕**** you🖕 you 🖕b🖕ab🖕y child💅😌 all you want its ****ing attention and love 🥺 but u are not getting it 🙄 acting like a full on 🤭 cunt so 🤫 shut ya mouth 🤯 before my mental 🥴 skills 🥴get worse 🤬 you little shit💩 i wanna throw up 🤢🤮🤧 i bet u made the covid-10 😷 go suck on a dick 🤤 choke and die☠️💀 so let me sip my tea in peace🍵😇 before i make yo mama involved 🙇 so run along now 🚶🏃🚶🏃🚶🏃 and click the delete button 🌷🥀🌊 uwu
undertalesans345
07.08.2020 19:53
Link🖕**** you🖕 you 🖕b🖕ab🖕y child💅😌 all you want its ****ing attention and love 🥺 but u are not getting it 🙄 acting like a full on 🤭 cunt so 🤫 shut ya mouth 🤯 before my mental 🥴 skills 🥴get worse 🤬 you little shit💩 i wanna throw up 🤢🤮🤧 i bet u made the covid-10 😷 go suck on a dick 🤤 choke and die☠️💀 so let me sip my tea in peace🍵😇 before i make yo mama involved 🙇 so run along now 🚶🏃🚶🏃🚶🏃 and click the delete button 🌷🥀🌊
undertalesans345
07.08.2020 19:53
Link🖕**** you🖕 you 🖕b🖕ab🖕y child💅😌 all you want its ****ing attention and love 🥺 but u are not getting it 🙄 acting like a full on 🤭 cunt so 🤫 shut ya mouth 🤯 before my mental 🥴 skills 🥴get worse 🤬 you little shit💩 i wanna throw up 🤢🤮🤧 i bet u made the covid-10 😷 go suck on a dick 🤤 choke and die☠️💀 so let me sip my tea in peace🍵😇 before i make yo mama involved 🙇 so run along now 🚶🏃🚶🏃🚶🏃 and click the delete button 🌷🥀🌊
undertalesans345
07.08.2020 19:53
Link🖕**** you🖕 you 🖕b🖕ab🖕y child💅😌 all you want its ****ing attention and love 🥺 but u are not getting it 🙄 acting like a full on 🤭 cunt so 🤫 shut ya mouth 🤯 before my mental 🥴 skills 🥴get worse 🤬 you little shit💩 i wanna throw up 🤢🤮🤧 i bet u made the covid-10 😷 go suck on a dick 🤤 choke and die☠️💀 so let me sip my tea in peace🍵😇 before i make yo mama involved 🙇 so run along now 🚶🏃🚶🏃🚶🏃 and click the delete button 🌷🥀🌊
undertalesans345
07.08.2020 19:54
Link🖕**** you🖕 you 🖕b🖕ab🖕y child💅😌 all you want its ****ing attention and love 🥺 but u are not getting it 🙄 acting like a full on 🤭 cunt so 🤫 shut ya mouth 🤯 before my mental 🥴 skills 🥴get worse 🤬 you little shit💩 i wanna throw up 🤢🤮🤧 i bet u made the covid-10 😷 go suck on a dick 🤤 choke and die☠️💀 so let me sip my tea in peace🍵😇 before i make yo mama involved 🙇 so run along now 🚶🏃🚶🏃🚶🏃 and click the delete button 🌷🥀🌊
undertalesans345
07.08.2020 19:54
Link🖕**** you🖕 you 🖕b🖕ab🖕y child💅😌 all you want its ****ing attention and love 🥺 but u are not getting it 🙄 acting like a full on 🤭 cunt so 🤫 shut ya mouth 🤯 before my mental 🥴 skills 🥴get worse 🤬 you little shit💩 i wanna throw up 🤢🤮🤧 i bet u made the covid-10 😷 go suck on a dick 🤤 choke and die☠️💀 so let me sip my tea in peace🍵😇 before i make yo mama involved 🙇 so run along now 🚶🏃🚶🏃🚶🏃 and click the delete button 🌷🥀🌊
NekoGallery
07.08.2020 19:54
LinkYou're 👉❤ fired. You 🏻 can't 🔫 fire me, 🙍🤔 I quit. 🚪🛑 You 👧 can't 👀 quit, 🙅🚪 I quit. 🚫 You can't 💦 quit, 🏃🛑 you're 👉👧 a frog. 🐸🐸 You 😰😪 can't 🛢🔫 frog 🐸 me, 😶💯 you're 😫 my wife. I'm not 🚫🍆 you're 👈 wife, 🏻 you're 💸🚀 MY 👀👨 wife. 👰👰 Hi 💰🙋 honey, how 💯 was work 🏢🏃 today? Pretty 🌈💆 good, 👀 but 🍑🍑 I 🙋 quit my job. 🙅💦 You can't quit, you're fired! 🔥😷 AAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!
undertalesans345
07.08.2020 19:56
Link🖕**** you🖕 you 🖕b🖕ab🖕y child💅😌 all you want its ****ing attention and love 🥺 but u are not getting it 🙄 acting like a full on 🤭 cunt so 🤫 shut ya mouth 🤯 before my mental 🥴 skills 🥴get worse 🤬 you little shit💩 i wanna throw up 🤢🤮🤧 i bet u made the covid-10 😷 go suck on a dick 🤤 choke and die☠️💀 so let me sip my tea in peace🍵😇 before i make yo mama involved 🙇 so run along now 🚶🏃🚶🏃🚶🏃 and click the delete button 🌷🥀🌊
undertalesans345
07.08.2020 20:01
LinkHow many 🦐 do 😀 🈶 to 🍽 Before 😀 make your skin turn 🙆 🍽 too much and you'll 🉐 😣 🦐 👉 pretty 🤑 1️⃣ day, 👇 at the lake Stood a 🐔 with a very long 😀 😀 was 😄, "👉 😀 😔"? And folding its neck, it explained "😀 suffer from a 🦐 🤧 🆘 my feathers aren't coloured by carotene And all the other 🐔 tease me Just because 😀 don't match their colour scheme" Black, white, 🤢 or 🙆♂️ 📺 off your natural hue Flamingo (Oh, oh, oh, oh) If you're multicolored, that's 😎 too 😀 don't need to change It's 🇧🇴 🅱️ the same Flamingo (Oh, oh, oh, oh) You're pretty either ↕️ To 🥂 ☝, 👩👩👦👦 went to the zoo And 👩👩👦👦 found the flamingo 🎱 But while the flamingoes snoozed The keeper put 🙆 dye in the 🐟 When my companion saw, it didn't really want to be 🙆 anymore Those 🐔 👁 😄 ornaments Lined ☝ 🔛 a garden 🌱 [Chorus] Black, white, 🤢 or 🙆♂️ 📺 off your natural hue Flamingo (Oh, oh, oh, oh) If you're multicolored, that's 😎 too 😀 don't need to change It's 🇧🇴 🅱️ the same Flamingo (Oh, oh, oh, oh) You
FUNTIME-JULY
14.09.2020 06:16
Link@IHATESHADOWEYES
i think yo grammar sUcKs-
UwUGrlPikachu
04.12.2020 20:58
LinkHow many 🦐 do 😀 🈶 to 🍽 Before 😀 make your skin turn 🙆 🍽 too much and you'll 🉐 😣 🦐 👉 pretty 🤑 1️⃣ day, 👇 at the lake Stood a 🐔 with a very long 😀 😀 was 😄, "👉 😀 😔"? And folding its neck, it explained "😀 suffer from a 🦐 🤧 🆘 my feathers aren't coloured by carotene And all the other 🐔 tease me Just because 😀 don't match their colour scheme" Black, white, 🤢 or 🙆♂️ 📺 off your natural hue Flamingo (Oh, oh, oh, oh) If you're multicolored, that's 😎 too 😀 don't need to change It's 🇧🇴 🅱️ the same Flamingo (Oh, oh, oh, oh) You're pretty either ↕️ To 🥂 ☝, 👩👩👦👦 went to the zoo And 👩👩👦👦 found the flamingo 🎱 But while the flamingoes snoozed The keeper put 🙆 dye in the 🐟 When my companion saw, it didn't really want to be 🙆 anymore Those 🐔 👁 😄 ornaments Lined ☝ 🔛 a garden 🌱 [Chorus] Black, white, 🤢 or 🙆♂️ 📺 off your natural hue Flamingo (Oh, oh, oh, oh) If you're multicolored, that's 😎 too 😀 don't need to change It's 🇧🇴 🅱️ the same Flamingo (Oh, oh, oh, oh) You
UwUGrlPikachu
04.12.2020 20:58
Link🖕**** you🖕 you 🖕b🖕ab🖕y child💅😌 all you want its ****ing attention and love 🥺 but u are not getting it 🙄 acting like a full on 🤭 cunt so 🤫 shut ya mouth 🤯 before my mental 🥴 skills 🥴get worse 🤬 you little shit💩 i wanna throw up 🤢🤮🤧 i bet u made the covid-10 😷 go suck on a dick 🤤 choke and die☠️💀 so let me sip my tea in peace🍵😇 before i make yo mama involved 🙇 so run along now 🚶🏃🚶🏃🚶🏃 and click the delete button 🌷🥀🌊
How many 🦐 do 😀 🈶 to 🍽 Before 😀 make your skin turn 🙆 🍽 too much and you'll 🉐 😣 🦐 👉 pretty 🤑 1️⃣ day, 👇 at the lake Stood a 🐔 with a very long 😀 😀 was 😄, "👉 😀 😔"? And folding its neck, it explained "😀 suffer from a 🦐 🤧 🆘 my feathers aren't coloured by carotene And all the other 🐔 tease me Just because 😀 don't match their colour scheme" Black, white, 🤢 or 🙆♂️ 📺 off your natural hue Flamingo (Oh, oh, oh, oh) If you're multicolored, that's 😎 too 😀 don't need to change It's 🇧🇴 🅱️ the same Flamingo (Oh, oh, oh, oh) You're pretty either ↕️ To 🥂 ☝, 👩👩👦👦 went to the zoo And 👩👩👦👦 found the flamingo 🎱 But while the flamingoes snoozed The keeper put 🙆 dye in the 🐟 When my companion saw, it didn't really want to be 🙆 anymore Those 🐔 👁 😄 ornaments Lined ☝ 🔛 a garden 🌱 [Chorus] Black, white, 🤢 or 🙆♂️ 📺 off your natural hue Flamingo (Oh, oh, oh, oh) If you're multicolored, that's 😎 too 😀 don't need to change It's 🇧🇴 🅱️ the same Flamingo (Oh, oh, oh, oh) You
Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead.
This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didn’t make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as there’s so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that you’ll never know if you don’t go, nor you will shine if you don’t glow.
For you see, you are, at this moment, an All-Star, so get your game on, and proceed to go play, indeed, you’re an All-Star, get the sho
I couldn’t agree more. Reminds me of a funny story
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#Trump2020America😱 😀是女人的名字😱 😕奥巴马关心奥巴马,😱🥳但奥巴马是肯尼亚人吗?😱😱😱问号,逗号,🥳特朗普-请告诉我您的出生证,因为我相信您是中国人。大卫·帕克曼😝 😝 😎 🤩😎 🤩 We 👥🏻 support 👦🏿 Trump 🍊♂ as 👮 he 😡 is a ❗🏠 ton 💰 of😵 💦🤔 fun, We dont 🙅💇 Ly 🅱🅱 to 🌈📧 you 😐👸 the😵American😵 people, 😂 😂 we believe 💭 that 😐🍆 we can 🔫🔫 call 💋 a ☠💨 bygone as 👦 Bygones with 🙌 NO regret 😡😣 and 🚟🍼 NO ✋👉 worry.🤤🤤 🙅#TrumpMagaAMerica2025🙄🙄
i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.
what happens next?!
transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
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Wow. You like the office? How bland. Pathetic. Why dont you watch a real show that requires some more thought? Something like, oh, i dont know, BREAKING BAD or RICK AND MORTY. How sad your life must be, enjoying a show like that. I pitty you. Let me guess, since your so incredibly basic, you must just LOVE dogs too, huh? I bet you have a "fur baby," am i correct? Thought so. Most likely a dull breed as well, like a Golden Retriever. Ha. Cant even have a unique pet. What a sad, sad life you lead. Now please, leave me be, go on and watch your favorite Marvel movie, if you can even call them that. Enjoy being painfully average and uninteresting.
HOW DO I **** LINUS TECH TIPS
Holy ****ing shit. I want to bang Linus so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to my gaming laptop I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant ****ing sex with Linus. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of A tight, linus bussy. I want to have mutant rbg/human babies, damn it.
****, my ****ing mom caught me in the micro center. I'd dressed a rtx 2080ti in my sisters RGB(rainbow) skirt and went to ****ing town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see see linus ever again.
Day 74 of no fap.. As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me. Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike. I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Te
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There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really
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hey there buddy 👤👬 chum pal 🏻 friend buddy pal 🏻🏠 chum bud 👥 friend 😭🏿 fella bruther amigo pal 🖕🖕 buddy 👬👬 friend 😎 chummy chum chum pal i don't 🚫 mean 👍 to be 🅰🐝 rude my friend pal home 🚟🏡 slide 👀👀 bread 🍞👩 slice 😛 dawg but 🅱 i 😎👁 gotta 😎 warn ya 😫👦 if 👩👏 you 😫 take ✋ one 😥 more ➕😖 diddly darn step 👞 right there im 😷☹ gonna 🍆❓ have 🈶 to diddly darn snap 🤳🤳 your ☝👏 neck 🙌🍆 and 👎 wowza woulnd't that 👉 be a 👌😩 crummy juncture huh?do 🤔 you 🙂😍 want that?do you 🏻 wish 🌠 upon yourself 👉 into 👏 physical experience 😋 with a crummy 😂❤ juncture because friend 😁 buddy chum friend 😡 chum pally pal 🖕 chum friend 👨😡 if 👏❓ you 👈👇 keep this 🕵⬆ up 🍆 then well gosh 😳😳 diddly darn i 👦👈 just might 😦 have 👏 to ⚖💰 not 🙅 get 🍆 so 👌 friendly with 👈 you 😘☝ my 🏿 friendly friend 👬 pal friend 😭 buddy 👬👬 chum pally friend 🏿😀 chum buddy 👤👤
Elmo had known how depressed his mother had been for years. He'd wanted to cheer her up, but never knew what to do about it until today.
Elmo had discovered something about himself the day before. Something he had never expected, but that had rocked his world. Elmo had experienced the beginning of puberty, and with it, his first erection.
He gently looks into his mother's sad, dead eyes, and says "It's okay mommy, let Elmo make you feel better."
His mother is taken aback. She knew her son was going to grow up one day, but had never expected it to happen so quickly. Suddenly she was looking at her naked teenage son, the product of her loins, standing there fully erect, wanting to comfort her.
"What are you doing Elmo?!" she exclaims. But Elmo wasn't born yesterday. He can hear the sexual desire veiled in her remark. He moves toward her, embraces her with both his arms, and slowly moves his hand toward his mother's supple breasts.
The moment he squeezes, he can't contain his excitement any longer
pls do not put you suck mine is better pls no it really is mean and rude to others if you want to be rude say it at a mirror because we are not mirrors ok and it might make people who have troblue contraling their emotions in real life feel bad or people who are bacliy have a trable ahve sucadile thoughts pls stop that ok
A boy asked a girl in a library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl Answered with a loud angry voice; "I don't want to spend the night with you!! All the people in the library started staring at the boy and he was embarrassed. After minutes the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said to him I study psychology and I know what man is think, I guess you felt embarrassed,right? The guy responded with a loud voice :$300 for one night That's too much!! and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears, "I study law and I know how to make someone guilty.
from a guy i called a weasel in discord like a year ago
Listen to me little **** whore your the one who cries to your father after getting bullied for being a nerd and all the girls look at you like the ugly ****ing nerd. Also by the way I ****ing dare you to swat my ****ing house you little faggot piece of shit son of whore of a mother understand I'm sure that if you would meet me in real life you would shit your pants and you won't be able to do shit if I knock your dad and slap your mom you understand little faggot. What are you gonna I didn't ****ing delete my account do something little ***** nerd. The tables have turned go cry to your father and let him try to do something. **** you and your family and your whole ****ing existence. You were a mistake and your father was forced to marry your mother since after ****ing her in the club and not using a condom he couldn't do shit by the way this is the truth I have people who told me. You don't know who your ****ing with so shut the **** up little rat.
that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
It's not gay to have fun with your homies
Me and some dudes were fishing last summer. Caught a few bass and a nice pickerel but nothing worth keeping. Anyway afterwards we were all bored so just for fun I put on some Aerosmith and started making out with one of my buddies. Then I bent the other one over a picnic table and went to town on that ass. I wasn’t even that turned on I just wanted the experience of doing a mans b-hole. Afterwards I packed up and went home and watched The Last Airbender.
In the end , it was a great experience. I learned that smacking weens with your homies is just a good way to kill time and it’s not weird at all, it was fun for all of us.
"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, "don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding
And he really came
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and said, "I feel fine"
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him 'til he was dead
Oh, those Russians
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guys you realize youre just giving this random attention right? that's what they want, youre feeding them what they want.
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Well,you see this weed citress friend of mine was growing in my flower bed so I pulled him out by his dead cells on his head. I started to like this yellow friend,though my other acquaintances did not. We trimmed the grass in horrific weather and disposed of seeds. It's surprisingly easy to be good tempered to a bitter male child like him
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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
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uso ga heta na kuse ni
waraenai egao miseta
I LOVE YOU mo roku ni iwanai
kuchibeta de honma ni bukiyou
na no ni na no ni doushite
sayonara wa ieta no
dame da ne
dame yo dame na no yo
anta ga suki de suki sugite
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