I HEIT SHADOWEYES

161 comments
NekoGallery
07.08.2020 19:23
Linkbro **** off
WinterWolfSa5
07.08.2020 19:26
LinkSeriously, this person pisses me off.
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NekoGallery
07.08.2020 19:27
LinkIma just put this here
WinterWolfSa5
07.08.2020 19:27
LinkI know, it just makes meh pissed ;w;
undertalesans345
07.08.2020 19:41
Link@IHATESHADOWEYES
your grammar sucks ours its beeeeetttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeer
undertalesans345
07.08.2020 19:49
Link๐**** you๐ you ๐b๐ab๐y child๐
๐ all you want its ****ing attention and love ๐ฅบ but u are not getting it ๐ acting like a full on ๐คญ cunt so ๐คซ shut ya mouth ๐คฏ before my mental ๐ฅด skills ๐ฅดget worse ๐คฌ you little shit๐ฉ i wanna throw up ๐คข๐คฎ๐คง i bet u made the covid-10 ๐ท go suck on a dick ๐คค choke and dieโ ๏ธ๐ so let me sip my tea in peace๐ต๐ before i make yo mama involved ๐ so run along now ๐ถ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ and click the delete button ๐ท๐ฅ๐๐โ๏ธ
undertalesans345
07.08.2020 19:52
Link๐**** you๐ you ๐b๐ab๐y child๐
๐ all you want its ****ing attention and love ๐ฅบ but u are not getting it ๐ acting like a full on ๐คญ cunt so ๐คซ shut ya mouth ๐คฏ before my mental ๐ฅด skills ๐ฅดget worse ๐คฌ you little shit๐ฉ i wanna throw up ๐คข๐คฎ๐คง i bet u made the covid-10 ๐ท go suck on a dick ๐คค choke and dieโ ๏ธ๐ so let me sip my tea in peace๐ต๐ before i make yo mama involved ๐ so run along now ๐ถ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ and click the delete button ๐ท๐ฅ๐
undertalesans345
07.08.2020 19:52
Link๐**** you๐ you ๐b๐ab๐y child๐
๐ all you want its ****ing attention and love ๐ฅบ but u are not getting it ๐ acting like a full on ๐คญ cunt so ๐คซ shut ya mouth ๐คฏ before my mental ๐ฅด skills ๐ฅดget worse ๐คฌ you little shit๐ฉ i wanna throw up ๐คข๐คฎ๐คง i bet u made the covid-10 ๐ท go suck on a dick ๐คค choke and dieโ ๏ธ๐ so let me sip my tea in peace๐ต๐ before i make yo mama involved ๐ so run along now ๐ถ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ and click the delete button ๐ท๐ฅ๐
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undertalesans345
07.08.2020 19:52
Link๐**** you๐ you ๐b๐ab๐y child๐
๐ all you want its ****ing attention and love ๐ฅบ but u are not getting it ๐ acting like a full on ๐คญ cunt so ๐คซ shut ya mouth ๐คฏ before my mental ๐ฅด skills ๐ฅดget worse ๐คฌ you little shit๐ฉ i wanna throw up ๐คข๐คฎ๐คง i bet u made the covid-10 ๐ท go suck on a dick ๐คค choke and dieโ ๏ธ๐ so let me sip my tea in peace๐ต๐ before i make yo mama involved ๐ so run along now ๐ถ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ and click the delete button ๐ท๐ฅ๐
undertalesans345
07.08.2020 19:52
Link๐**** you๐ you ๐b๐ab๐y child๐
๐ all you want its ****ing attention and love ๐ฅบ but u are not getting it ๐ acting like a full on ๐คญ cunt so ๐คซ shut ya mouth ๐คฏ before my mental ๐ฅด skills ๐ฅดget worse ๐คฌ you little shit๐ฉ i wanna throw up ๐คข๐คฎ๐คง i bet u made the covid-10 ๐ท go suck on a dick ๐คค choke and dieโ ๏ธ๐ so let me sip my tea in peace๐ต๐ before i make yo mama involved ๐ so run along now ๐ถ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ and click the delete button ๐ท๐ฅ๐ uwu
undertalesans345
07.08.2020 19:53
Link๐**** you๐ you ๐b๐ab๐y child๐
๐ all you want its ****ing attention and love ๐ฅบ but u are not getting it ๐ acting like a full on ๐คญ cunt so ๐คซ shut ya mouth ๐คฏ before my mental ๐ฅด skills ๐ฅดget worse ๐คฌ you little shit๐ฉ i wanna throw up ๐คข๐คฎ๐คง i bet u made the covid-10 ๐ท go suck on a dick ๐คค choke and dieโ ๏ธ๐ so let me sip my tea in peace๐ต๐ before i make yo mama involved ๐ so run along now ๐ถ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ and click the delete button ๐ท๐ฅ๐
undertalesans345
07.08.2020 19:53
Link๐**** you๐ you ๐b๐ab๐y child๐
๐ all you want its ****ing attention and love ๐ฅบ but u are not getting it ๐ acting like a full on ๐คญ cunt so ๐คซ shut ya mouth ๐คฏ before my mental ๐ฅด skills ๐ฅดget worse ๐คฌ you little shit๐ฉ i wanna throw up ๐คข๐คฎ๐คง i bet u made the covid-10 ๐ท go suck on a dick ๐คค choke and dieโ ๏ธ๐ so let me sip my tea in peace๐ต๐ before i make yo mama involved ๐ so run along now ๐ถ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ and click the delete button ๐ท๐ฅ๐
undertalesans345
07.08.2020 19:53
Link๐**** you๐ you ๐b๐ab๐y child๐
๐ all you want its ****ing attention and love ๐ฅบ but u are not getting it ๐ acting like a full on ๐คญ cunt so ๐คซ shut ya mouth ๐คฏ before my mental ๐ฅด skills ๐ฅดget worse ๐คฌ you little shit๐ฉ i wanna throw up ๐คข๐คฎ๐คง i bet u made the covid-10 ๐ท go suck on a dick ๐คค choke and dieโ ๏ธ๐ so let me sip my tea in peace๐ต๐ before i make yo mama involved ๐ so run along now ๐ถ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ and click the delete button ๐ท๐ฅ๐
undertalesans345
07.08.2020 19:54
Link๐**** you๐ you ๐b๐ab๐y child๐
๐ all you want its ****ing attention and love ๐ฅบ but u are not getting it ๐ acting like a full on ๐คญ cunt so ๐คซ shut ya mouth ๐คฏ before my mental ๐ฅด skills ๐ฅดget worse ๐คฌ you little shit๐ฉ i wanna throw up ๐คข๐คฎ๐คง i bet u made the covid-10 ๐ท go suck on a dick ๐คค choke and dieโ ๏ธ๐ so let me sip my tea in peace๐ต๐ before i make yo mama involved ๐ so run along now ๐ถ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ and click the delete button ๐ท๐ฅ๐
undertalesans345
07.08.2020 19:54
Link๐**** you๐ you ๐b๐ab๐y child๐
๐ all you want its ****ing attention and love ๐ฅบ but u are not getting it ๐ acting like a full on ๐คญ cunt so ๐คซ shut ya mouth ๐คฏ before my mental ๐ฅด skills ๐ฅดget worse ๐คฌ you little shit๐ฉ i wanna throw up ๐คข๐คฎ๐คง i bet u made the covid-10 ๐ท go suck on a dick ๐คค choke and dieโ ๏ธ๐ so let me sip my tea in peace๐ต๐ before i make yo mama involved ๐ so run along now ๐ถ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ and click the delete button ๐ท๐ฅ๐
NekoGallery
07.08.2020 19:54
LinkYou're ๐โค fired. You ๐ป can't ๐ซ fire me, ๐๐ค I quit. ๐ช๐ You ๐ง can't ๐ quit, ๐
๐ช I quit. ๐ซ You can't ๐ฆ quit, ๐๐ you're ๐๐ง a frog. ๐ธ๐ธ You ๐ฐ๐ช can't ๐ข๐ซ frog ๐ธ me, ๐ถ๐ฏ you're ๐ซ my wife. I'm not ๐ซ๐ you're ๐ wife, ๐ป you're ๐ธ๐ MY ๐๐จ wife. ๐ฐ๐ฐ Hi ๐ฐ๐ honey, how ๐ฏ was work ๐ข๐ today? Pretty ๐๐ good, ๐ but ๐๐ I ๐ quit my job. ๐
๐ฆ You can't quit, you're fired! ๐ฅ๐ท AAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!
undertalesans345
07.08.2020 19:56
Link๐**** you๐ you ๐b๐ab๐y child๐
๐ all you want its ****ing attention and love ๐ฅบ but u are not getting it ๐ acting like a full on ๐คญ cunt so ๐คซ shut ya mouth ๐คฏ before my mental ๐ฅด skills ๐ฅดget worse ๐คฌ you little shit๐ฉ i wanna throw up ๐คข๐คฎ๐คง i bet u made the covid-10 ๐ท go suck on a dick ๐คค choke and dieโ ๏ธ๐ so let me sip my tea in peace๐ต๐ before i make yo mama involved ๐ so run along now ๐ถ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ and click the delete button ๐ท๐ฅ๐
undertalesans345
07.08.2020 20:01
LinkHow many ๐ฆ do ๐ ๐ถ to ๐ฝ Before ๐ make your skin turn ๐ ๐ฝ too much and you'll ๐ ๐ฃ ๐ฆ ๐ pretty ๐ค 1๏ธโฃ day, ๐ at the lake Stood a ๐ with a very long ๐ ๐ was ๐, "๐ ๐ ๐"? And folding its neck, it explained "๐ suffer from a ๐ฆ ๐คง ๐ my feathers aren't coloured by carotene And all the other ๐ tease me Just because ๐ don't match their colour scheme" Black, white, ๐คข or ๐โโ๏ธ ๐บ off your natural hue Flamingo (Oh, oh, oh, oh) If you're multicolored, that's ๐ too ๐ don't need to change It's ๐ง๐ด ๐
ฑ๏ธ the same Flamingo (Oh, oh, oh, oh) You're pretty either โ๏ธ To ๐ฅ โ, ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ went to the zoo And ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ found the flamingo ๐ฑ But while the flamingoes snoozed The keeper put ๐ dye in the ๐ When my companion saw, it didn't really want to be ๐ anymore Those ๐ ๐ ๐ ornaments Lined โ ๐ a garden ๐ฑ [Chorus] Black, white, ๐คข or ๐โโ๏ธ ๐บ off your natural hue Flamingo (Oh, oh, oh, oh) If you're multicolored, that's ๐ too ๐ don't need to change It's ๐ง๐ด ๐
ฑ๏ธ the same Flamingo (Oh, oh, oh, oh) You
FUNTIME-JULY
14.09.2020 06:16
Link@IHATESHADOWEYES
i think yo grammar sUcKs-
UwUGrlPikachu
04.12.2020 20:58
LinkHow many ๐ฆ do ๐ ๐ถ to ๐ฝ Before ๐ make your skin turn ๐ ๐ฝ too much and you'll ๐ ๐ฃ ๐ฆ ๐ pretty ๐ค 1๏ธโฃ day, ๐ at the lake Stood a ๐ with a very long ๐ ๐ was ๐, "๐ ๐ ๐"? And folding its neck, it explained "๐ suffer from a ๐ฆ ๐คง ๐ my feathers aren't coloured by carotene And all the other ๐ tease me Just because ๐ don't match their colour scheme" Black, white, ๐คข or ๐โโ๏ธ ๐บ off your natural hue Flamingo (Oh, oh, oh, oh) If you're multicolored, that's ๐ too ๐ don't need to change It's ๐ง๐ด ๐
ฑ๏ธ the same Flamingo (Oh, oh, oh, oh) You're pretty either โ๏ธ To ๐ฅ โ, ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ went to the zoo And ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ found the flamingo ๐ฑ But while the flamingoes snoozed The keeper put ๐ dye in the ๐ When my companion saw, it didn't really want to be ๐ anymore Those ๐ ๐ ๐ ornaments Lined โ ๐ a garden ๐ฑ [Chorus] Black, white, ๐คข or ๐โโ๏ธ ๐บ off your natural hue Flamingo (Oh, oh, oh, oh) If you're multicolored, that's ๐ too ๐ don't need to change It's ๐ง๐ด ๐
ฑ๏ธ the same Flamingo (Oh, oh, oh, oh) You
UwUGrlPikachu
04.12.2020 20:58
Link๐**** you๐ you ๐b๐ab๐y child๐
๐ all you want its ****ing attention and love ๐ฅบ but u are not getting it ๐ acting like a full on ๐คญ cunt so ๐คซ shut ya mouth ๐คฏ before my mental ๐ฅด skills ๐ฅดget worse ๐คฌ you little shit๐ฉ i wanna throw up ๐คข๐คฎ๐คง i bet u made the covid-10 ๐ท go suck on a dick ๐คค choke and dieโ ๏ธ๐ so let me sip my tea in peace๐ต๐ before i make yo mama involved ๐ so run along now ๐ถ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ and click the delete button ๐ท๐ฅ๐
How many ๐ฆ do ๐ ๐ถ to ๐ฝ Before ๐ make your skin turn ๐ ๐ฝ too much and you'll ๐ ๐ฃ ๐ฆ ๐ pretty ๐ค 1๏ธโฃ day, ๐ at the lake Stood a ๐ with a very long ๐ ๐ was ๐, "๐ ๐ ๐"? And folding its neck, it explained "๐ suffer from a ๐ฆ ๐คง ๐ my feathers aren't coloured by carotene And all the other ๐ tease me Just because ๐ don't match their colour scheme" Black, white, ๐คข or ๐โโ๏ธ ๐บ off your natural hue Flamingo (Oh, oh, oh, oh) If you're multicolored, that's ๐ too ๐ don't need to change It's ๐ง๐ด ๐
ฑ๏ธ the same Flamingo (Oh, oh, oh, oh) You're pretty either โ๏ธ To ๐ฅ โ, ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ went to the zoo And ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ found the flamingo ๐ฑ But while the flamingoes snoozed The keeper put ๐ dye in the ๐ When my companion saw, it didn't really want to be ๐ anymore Those ๐ ๐ ๐ ornaments Lined โ ๐ a garden ๐ฑ [Chorus] Black, white, ๐คข or ๐โโ๏ธ ๐บ off your natural hue Flamingo (Oh, oh, oh, oh) If you're multicolored, that's ๐ too ๐ don't need to change It's ๐ง๐ด ๐
ฑ๏ธ the same Flamingo (Oh, oh, oh, oh) You
Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead.
This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didnโt make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as thereโs so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that youโll never know if you donโt go, nor you will shine if you donโt glow.
For you see, you are, at this moment, an All-Star, so get your game on, and proceed to go play, indeed, youโre an All-Star, get the sho
I couldnโt agree more. Reminds me of a funny story
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i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.
what happens next?!
transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ .ใใใใใใใใใใโ โ โ โฆ โ โ ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใโ โ โ โ โ * โ โ โ .ใใใใใใใใใใ. โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โฆโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ๏ธ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ .ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใ๏พ .ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ. ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใโฆ ใใใใใ,ใใใใใใใ.
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ๏ธ
ใใใใใใ*ใใใใใใใใใใใ.
.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ. ใใโฆโ ใโโโใใใ,ใใใใใใใใใ*
ใใใใใโ ใใใใโ ใใ,
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ .ใใใใใโใใโ ใใใโ .ใ
ใใหใใใโ ใโ โโใใ,ใใใใใใ.
ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.
ใใsearching the galaxy to find who askedใใใใ*โ ใใโ โโใใใใใโ โฆโ ใ
ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.
ใใใใ.ใใใใ.ใใใโ ๐
ใใใใใใใใใใใ.
ใใใใใใใ๐
ใใใหใใใใใใใใ๏พใใใใใ.
ใ.โ ใใ๐โ โโ โโ โโ โโ โโ โโ โโ โโ โโ โโ ,
ใใใ*ใใโ .
ใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใโ โฆ
ใหใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ*
.โ ใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใ.
ใใใใใโฆโ ใโ
Wow. You like the office? How bland. Pathetic. Why dont you watch a real show that requires some more thought? Something like, oh, i dont know, BREAKING BAD or RICK AND MORTY. How sad your life must be, enjoying a show like that. I pitty you. Let me guess, since your so incredibly basic, you must just LOVE dogs too, huh? I bet you have a "fur baby," am i correct? Thought so. Most likely a dull breed as well, like a Golden Retriever. Ha. Cant even have a unique pet. What a sad, sad life you lead. Now please, leave me be, go on and watch your favorite Marvel movie, if you can even call them that. Enjoy being painfully average and uninteresting.
HOW DO I **** LINUS TECH TIPS
Holy ****ing shit. I want to bang Linus so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to my gaming laptop I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant ****ing sex with Linus. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of A tight, linus bussy. I want to have mutant rbg/human babies, damn it.
****, my ****ing mom caught me in the micro center. I'd dressed a rtx 2080ti in my sisters RGB(rainbow) skirt and went to ****ing town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see see linus ever again.
Day 74 of no fap.. As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldnโt see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5โ6โ. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me. Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike. I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Te
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really
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hey there buddy ๐ค๐ฌ chum pal ๐ป friend buddy pal ๐ป๐ chum bud ๐ฅ friend ๐ญ๐ฟ fella bruther amigo pal ๐๐ buddy ๐ฌ๐ฌ friend ๐ chummy chum chum pal i don't ๐ซ mean ๐ to be ๐
ฐ๐ rude my friend pal home ๐๐ก slide ๐๐ bread ๐๐ฉ slice ๐ dawg but ๐
ฑ i ๐๐ gotta ๐ warn ya ๐ซ๐ฆ if ๐ฉ๐ you ๐ซ take โ one ๐ฅ more โ๐ diddly darn step ๐ right there im ๐ทโน gonna ๐โ have ๐ถ to diddly darn snap ๐คณ๐คณ your โ๐ neck ๐๐ and ๐ wowza woulnd't that ๐ be a ๐๐ฉ crummy juncture huh?do ๐ค you ๐๐ want that?do you ๐ป wish ๐ upon yourself ๐ into ๐ physical experience ๐ with a crummy ๐โค juncture because friend ๐ buddy chum friend ๐ก chum pally pal ๐ chum friend ๐จ๐ก if ๐โ you ๐๐ keep this ๐ตโฌ up ๐ then well gosh ๐ณ๐ณ diddly darn i ๐ฆ๐ just might ๐ฆ have ๐ to โ๐ฐ not ๐
get ๐ so ๐ friendly with ๐ you ๐โ my ๐ฟ friendly friend ๐ฌ pal friend ๐ญ buddy ๐ฌ๐ฌ chum pally friend ๐ฟ๐ chum buddy ๐ค๐ค
Elmo had known how depressed his mother had been for years. He'd wanted to cheer her up, but never knew what to do about it until today.
Elmo had discovered something about himself the day before. Something he had never expected, but that had rocked his world. Elmo had experienced the beginning of puberty, and with it, his first erection.
He gently looks into his mother's sad, dead eyes, and says "It's okay mommy, let Elmo make you feel better."
His mother is taken aback. She knew her son was going to grow up one day, but had never expected it to happen so quickly. Suddenly she was looking at her naked teenage son, the product of her loins, standing there fully erect, wanting to comfort her.
"What are you doing Elmo?!" she exclaims. But Elmo wasn't born yesterday. He can hear the sexual desire veiled in her remark. He moves toward her, embraces her with both his arms, and slowly moves his hand toward his mother's supple breasts.
The moment he squeezes, he can't contain his excitement any longer
pls do not put you suck mine is better pls no it really is mean and rude to others if you want to be rude say it at a mirror because we are not mirrors ok and it might make people who have troblue contraling their emotions in real life feel bad or people who are bacliy have a trable ahve sucadile thoughts pls stop that ok
A boy asked a girl in a library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl Answered with a loud angry voice; "I don't want to spend the night with you!! All the people in the library started staring at the boy and he was embarrassed. After minutes the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said to him I study psychology and I know what man is think, I guess you felt embarrassed,right? The guy responded with a loud voice :$300 for one night That's too much!! and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears, "I study law and I know how to make someone guilty.
from a guy i called a weasel in discord like a year ago
Listen to me little **** whore your the one who cries to your father after getting bullied for being a nerd and all the girls look at you like the ugly ****ing nerd. Also by the way I ****ing dare you to swat my ****ing house you little faggot piece of shit son of whore of a mother understand I'm sure that if you would meet me in real life you would shit your pants and you won't be able to do shit if I knock your dad and slap your mom you understand little faggot. What are you gonna I didn't ****ing delete my account do something little ***** nerd. The tables have turned go cry to your father and let him try to do something. **** you and your family and your whole ****ing existence. You were a mistake and your father was forced to marry your mother since after ****ing her in the club and not using a condom he couldn't do shit by the way this is the truth I have people who told me. You don't know who your ****ing with so shut the **** up little rat.
that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
It's not gay to have fun with your homies
Me and some dudes were fishing last summer. Caught a few bass and a nice pickerel but nothing worth keeping. Anyway afterwards we were all bored so just for fun I put on some Aerosmith and started making out with one of my buddies. Then I bent the other one over a picnic table and went to town on that ass. I wasnโt even that turned on I just wanted the experience of doing a mans b-hole. Afterwards I packed up and went home and watched The Last Airbender.
In the end , it was a great experience. I learned that smacking weens with your homies is just a good way to kill time and itโs not weird at all, it was fun for all of us.
"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, "don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding
And he really came
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and said, "I feel fine"
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him 'til he was dead
Oh, those Russians
Creeper, oh ๐ฎโญ man ๐ฑ๐ So ๐ฉ๐ we back โฌ
in ๐ the ๐ mine, got our ๐ถ๐ pick axe swinging from ๐ฏ side to ๐ฝ๐ฆ side, โฉ๐ค Side, โ side โฉ to ๐๐ฆ side โโ
This task ๐ด a grueling one, โ Hope ๐ค to find some โโ diamonds tonight, ๐ night, ๐ night ๐ฟ๐ด Diamonds ๐ฎ tonight ๐ Heads ๐๐ up, ๐ฆ๐ฟ you โฐ hear ๐ผโ a ๐จ sound, Turn ๐ around and ๐ look ๐ up, total ๐ฏ shock ๐จ๐จ fills your body, ๐ Oh no it's โก you again, ๐ฆ I ๐๐จ could ๐
๐ค never ๐ซ forget ๐๐ those ๐๐ eyes, ๐ฃ eyes, eyes, Eyes, eyes, eyes ๐๐ถ 'Cause baby ๐ฑ tonight, ๐ฉ๐ The ๐ณ๐ญ creeper's trying ๐๐ผ to ๐ฎ๐ steal ๐ฎ all ๐ค ๐ our ๐ถ stuff ๐๐ again, ๐ญ 'Cause baby ๐ผ๐ผ tonight, โค you ๐ grab your ๐ pick, ๐ค๐ shovel and bolt again, And run, ๐๐ run ๐ until it's ๐
ฑ๐ฏ done, ๐ฏ๐ done, ๐ฆ๐ Until the ๐๐ฏ sun ๐ฉโ comes ๐ฆ๐ฆ up ๐ in the ๐๐ morn' 'Cause ๐๐ baby ๐ฉ tonight, the ๐๐ creeper's trying to โ๐ฆ steal ๐ฎ all ๐๐ป our stuff again ๐ฆ Just when you ๐ think ๐ญ you're safe, ๐ Overhear some ๐๐บ hissing from ๐๐ผ right ๐๐ behind
lol yes but Iโm gonna is your chicken nuggs is your day to eat your lunch and your lunch or dinner with me and I wanna go to femboy is your birthday is a big sad day and you can make a good night with out a little more and stuff and you get a lot more to make music lol I gotta is a really bad thing to say to the girl ๐ง I gotta is that the time I see him in my house and then you gotta I gotta is a good night ๐ค๐ด๐ was an hour or two of a party of the rainbow ๐ was so good ๐ I gotta is your chicken ๐ was that a big brain ๐ง I gotta I love wanna this was my last one โ๏ธ was the best day I had to make my own food lol lol ๐ has a great ๐ and now Iโm a little bit better lol ๐ has been the most delicious food ๐ฅ is that I am not doing the rainbow ๐ this morning and it ๐จโ๐ป I gotta be like the best thing you could ever have done โ
I gotta be the best day to go home ๐ก night and for this year lol ๐ has been the last one I think ๐ญ was the best game Iโve I had a lot more fun to do draw this one app it would have a great ๐ was
guys you realize youre just giving this random attention right? that's what they want, youre feeding them what they want.
Love you โจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ๐บ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ธโจ
You're ๐โค fired. You ๐ป can't ๐ซ fire me, ๐๐ค I quit. ๐ช๐ You ๐ง can't ๐ quit, ๐
๐ช I quit. ๐ซ You can't ๐ฆ quit, ๐๐ you're ๐๐ง a frog. ๐ธ๐ธ You ๐ฐ๐ช can't ๐ข๐ซ frog ๐ธ me, ๐ถ๐ฏ you're ๐ซ my wife. I'm not ๐ซ๐ you're ๐ wife, ๐ป you're ๐ธ๐ MY ๐๐จ wife. ๐ฐ๐ฐ Hi ๐ฐ๐ honey, how ๐ฏ was work ๐ข๐ today? Pretty ๐๐ good, ๐ but ๐๐ I ๐ quit my job. ๐
๐ฆ You can't quit, you're fired! ๐ฅ๐ท AAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!
Well,you see this weed citress friend of mine was growing in my flower bed so I pulled him out by his dead cells on his head. I started to like this yellow friend,though my other acquaintances did not. We trimmed the grass in horrific weather and disposed of seeds. It's surprisingly easy to be good tempered to a bitter male child like him
๐คโ ๏ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ค๐ดโ ๏ธ๐ค๐บ๐ฟ๐ป๐ป๐พ๐๐ค๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ฆฐ๐ถ๐
๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐งโ๐ฆฒ๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐จโ๐พ๐จโ๐พ๐จโ๐ซ๐ฉโ๐ป๐งโโ๏ธ๐ถ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐จโ๐ฆผ๐จโ๐ฆผ๐จโ๐ฆผ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐จโ๐ฆ๐ฉโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐ง๐จโ๐ง๐ฉฑ๐โ๐๐๐ผ๐น๐ค๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐
๐๐ฆฎ๐ฆ๐๐ช๐ซโ๏ธโ๏ธโจ๐๐ช๐ช๐โก๏ธ๐โจ๐๐ธ๐ผ๐๐ฅญ๐ฅฏ๐ฅฏ๐ณ๐ง๐ฅ๐ ๐๐๐๐จ๐จ๐ฆ๐ง๐จโ๏ธ๐๐ฅญ๐ง๐ฅฏ๐ณ๐๐๐๐ฅช๐ฆด๐ฅ๐ง๐ณ๐ช๐ช๐บ๐บ๐ป๐ซ๐ง๐ฅง๐ญ๐ฅ๐ด๐ฅ๐ฅค๐ฉ๐ฟ๐ธโท๐ฟ๐คผโธ๐ฅ๐ฅ
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐คฟ๐ท๐๐คผโโ๏ธ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐คผโโ๏ธ๐คผ๐ช๐ช๐คผ๐คพ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ต๐๐ต๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ต๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ต๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ต๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คน๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐๐ซ๐ฅ๐
๐๐ช๐ฉฐ๐จ๐คน๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐บโ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐งฉ๐ท๐ธ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐๐๐ ๐ต๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฒ๐ต๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐บ๐ฏ๐ ๐ป๐ข๐โบ๏ธ๐ ๐ก๐ฃ๐ฃ๐๐ซ๐ ๐จ๐ค๐ฆ๐๐๐ฉ๐๐จโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฟ๐น๐ฐ๐ผโฑ๐ฝ๐งญโ๏ธโณ๐ธ๐ธ๐ซ๐ข๐ช๐ณ๐ช๐ท๐ก๐ท๐ฃ๐ณ๐๐งฑ๐งฑ๐ก๐ช๐๐งผ๐ฌ๐ฝ๐ณ๐๐ฉบ๐๐งน๐๐งฝ๐๐ช๐๐๐งธ๐ช๐๐๐๐ฎ๐ฉโ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐งฎ๐๐๐๐๐๐โค๏ธ๐๐๐ฏ๐ค๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐๐๐๐๐คโช๏ธ๐๐ดโ๏ธ๐ดโ๏ธ๐๐๐ดโฃ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐ด๐ท๐ต๐๐ณ๐๐ฑ๐ตโ ๏ธ๐ดโ๏ธ๐ฏโ๏ธโฟ๏ธ๐ธ๐พโ
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๏ธโถ๏ธโก๏ธโนโคด๏ธโพโ๐๐ตโ๏ธ๐ฑโ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ ๐๐๐บโป๏ธโพ๏ธ๐โซ๏ธ๐โซ๏ธ๐ฏโฌ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐ฅ๐๏ธ๐๐ก๐๐๐ญ๐ง๐๐๐โฆ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฃ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐ง๐ง๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ง๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ง๐ท๐บ๐ณ๐ง๐ท๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐จ๐ป๐ฆ๐ฒ๐จ๐ป๐ง๐ช๐น๐ฉ๐ง๐น๐ฎ๐จ๐จ๐ป๐๐น๐ฉ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐น๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐จ๐ด๐ง๐น๐จ๐ด๐ฎ๐ด๐ฌ๐ซ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ซ๐จ๐ฟ๐ฌ๐ช๐ฌ๐ท๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ฏ๐ช๐ญ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ผ๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ๐ต๐ฌ๐ช๐ฝ๐ฐ๐ต๐ซ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐ผ๐ฒ๐ธ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐น๐ณ๐ฎ๐ฒ๐พ๐ผ๐ซ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ป๐ช๐ป๐ฆ
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
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baka mitai kodomo na no ne
yume wo otte kizu tsuite
uso ga heta na kuse ni
waraenai egao miseta
I LOVE YOU mo roku ni iwanai
kuchibeta de honma ni bukiyou
na no ni na no ni doushite
sayonara wa ieta no
dame da ne
dame yo dame na no yo
anta ga suki de suki sugite
dore dake tsuyoi osake de mo
yugamanai omoide ga
baka mitai
