It was a beautiful day I woke up to It was warm but not too warm, ill say I stared at the morning dew But my stomach rumbled My body was weak Down the stairs i nearly tumbled I felt tiny and weak I put on some clothes and left my home I drove to McDonalds and read the menu I read the sacred tome As my hunger grew faster i felt sad and blue Starvation was coming And it didnt sound good In america, running Wont work (cuz our food....) I asked the dear waiter For my mcchicken meal "Itll be out later" IM HUNGRY NOW! THIS IS UNREAL! The people rolled out My dear mcchicken I ate so fast i got gout But as my nose i was pickin "Happy birthday to you" The staff started speaking What do i do? My time was leaking! I dashed without payment Left a bad yelp review That place i lament Mcdonalds sucks, BOOOO!