no i love that post its hella sexc

wassup bro

(btw, none of this is rp, all just chat)

Sorry I got caught up with a whole bunch of bullcrap today so I'm semi tired lol

yea, s l e e p

Lol I still have 2 hours before I go to bed and if I go to rest now my mom and dad are gonna tell me nope

ig i'm not kewl bc i dont s l e e p

lmao ikr

Yeah not very fun lol I had to deal with a lot of commentary ÓvvÒ

r u good?

no, is river risk ok?

No don't stab yourself

Ye I'm fine lol in fact I'm used to it by now

You were what hm?

yo, river. what is ur irl name (if u comfy with telling us- )

Ah yes stab the commentary and my real name is actually River

and fucc to bad commentary

wait really? not expecting that-

welp-

Yea it's not a common name where I live my last name though is Watt lol

i like the name river, its cute (ngl it really is tho)

and same- i told u and froggy the more comfy name-

Lol my name everywhere is River-Risk

yee

yee ur a penguin now (btw i prefer liam, makes me comfy. this is being told to river)

^^

Okey can do Oswald and Liam

yee

♥💜💜💖💝💟💙💗💖💓💚💛

Okey ngl Oswald makes me think of Oswald The Lucky Rabbit

OML NOW THAT U MENTION IT-

AAAAAA

Lol I really like o l d cartoons though like Felix the Cat old

If you don't know Felix the Cat has been around since 1918

who doesnt? i like mario bros super show- lmao

and holy that is O L D and i thought the shows i like are old

Oh god I remember watching that show

Lol nope when I mean old I MEAN O L D

lmao oswald was watching it the other day and we were trying to figurre out what the mouse dino thing was lmao

i thought it was the punk koopa but he said it had no shell lmao

Lol I'm not very sure it's been like 6-9 years since I watched it

yea its been awhile since i've watched it but i still like it ngl

soooooo, do u peoples like anime? ik oswald, but how abt u river? (idk just tryna start smol talk)

Lol I know my mom remembers my watching that show it's from the 80's lol

lmao

Uh I'm not a big anime person

oof, i like it. (see, i suck at it)

(pls u start the conversation)

WHO WANTS TO TALK ABOUT YI-bad, bad furry dog thing

sure, lmao u were so aggessive abt it lol-

*aggressive* **** i cant spell-

Yiff is how you pronounce GIF lol

WTF I SAY "jif" as in the peanut butter brand

lmao

D o n o t a s k h o w I k n o w t h a t

h o w d o y o u k n o w t h a t hehe

Y o u d o n t w a n t t o k n o w

y e s i d o

N o y o u r e a l l y d o n t

y e s i r e a l l y d o

F u r r y s h i t y o u d o n t w a n t t o k n o w w h a t I h a v e s e e n

w e l l i a m b o r e d a s h e l l s o y e s i d o

Well I warned you I have seen a whole bunch of furry stuff let's just say that

well you can show me right? so i am bored so please do-

O h H E L L N O!

OH HELL YES

I AM BORED SO YESSSSSS-

No!

pls, i am bored affffff. idc what u show me just show me something. i am older than u so i can handle it. i have seen a lot too sooo yea

Have you seen furrys screwing? I hope not

well yes, i have indeed.

thank you very much-

ig u got off bc u had to get off in 2 hours and its been 2 hours since-

oof, gn river (if u went to bed)

.-.

hello, what r making that face for?

nothin

no fr why?

because nothin just -.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.--.-.-.-..-.-.-.-.--.--..--.-.--.--

U R MAKING IT FOR A REASON IS IT BC OF THE CHAT?

Scree

hai ig u didnt go to bed, lmao

Yea not yet lol

i dont plan on sleeping tonight, imma just stay up ig and chat on here-

Lol okey

-eats scorpion-

lmao, NOW SHOW MEH THE STUFF i have seen furries screwing pleny of times, my friendo has even drawn some before

r/Yiffinhell

yo ive seen some of this before ngl

OMG I HAVE THE BEST IDEA

IM GOING TO DRAW PERU EATING A PIGEON SEXY STYLE

i have honestly seen WAYYY worse, i thought u meant worse than this, and hey oswald welcome back-

AND YESSS DRAW ITTT

Oof I scared off Oswald

yee ur back

UwU fear the mighty collar kink I drew him on a mirror btw

hello

AAAA

did u take a pic? i wanna see-

No I didn't but I am naming a new semi sexual OC that though lol

I might take a picture in the morning

oof, u also said ud draw ussr in a nope outfit and i have yet to see it-

should I animate it??👀👀👀👀

YESSSSS

i think they are talking abt peru sexily eating a pigeon-

Ah tuck I haven't yet I have been busy is why

*****

oof

i already am-

Yes please put me in the box of s h a m e

In hell? r/Yiffinhell?

*Muffled* thank you

AAAA UR SO CUTE OSWALDDDD (i n a h o m o w a y l m a o)

gasahshashahshash I'll finish it tomarrow.

Cute boi

TOO LATE U. R. CUTE.

*grabs a shotgun* ok, have at me cutie-

Your cute deal with it

well ur not wrong when it comes to u

lmao

Don't make me refer to nope stuff

no dont leave u hottie (lmfao)

AND PLS DONT REFER TO THE NOPE STUFFS

UwU why not?

bc i said *blushing*

SH-SHUT UP

UwU no one wants a kid called meeeeee

No one wants to let me call them daddy

**** off

*face turns red*

UwU no body loves me enough to call me Daddy

AAAAA STAWPP *blushing hard*

R-RIVERRRR

Shade: UwU nobody loves you enough to **** you Me: shut the hell up would ya?

haha dont say that shade, its not nice

Shade: nope *poof*

bai shade!

Magic

Take me home and let me b e c o m e d o g

S o I c a n f e e l n o r m a l

D o n o t a s k m e c a u s e I f e e l b e s t i n a d o g g o s t a t e

i t h i n k h e m e a n t t h a t s e x u a l y n g l

UwU let me be a furry in peace

Noooo i actually serious I feel comfortable acting like a dog

oml ok and bc he is a horny 12 yr old oswald

UwU it's a lot cheaper to make one

and if i made moneys i would to ngl

oof i have zero talent in making stuff so t wouldnt be easier

D a m n a m I r e a l l y t h a t b a d ?

welllllllll... ur not as bad as ive seen, but on a scale from 1 to 10 i would prob say abt a 6.5-7 ngl

actually probs a 6

yea, i'd agree

A h f u c k o k e y t h e n

but I AM THE OLDEST IN THE GROUP HAHA

MWA HA HAAAA

In person I don't say shit about this crap ngl

5"4

(we literally argued abt who is older for a solid 30 min and it ended up being me lol)

5' 6" lol

SHIT NO- AAAAA

*grabs a bazooka* i guess so..

I'm a girl even everyone thinks I'm 15 or just a straight up ****ing guy

WUT WHY???

wait, really? ngl i thought u were a guy I AM SO SORRYYYYY

huh? what do u mean switch bodies? how can u do that?

(ig we r all biologically girls then)

a bunny?

No it's fine I like how people often think I'm a guy cause I can deceive and also cause I'm practically a guy in how tomboyish I am lol

and so do i, i literally still have long hair bc of my h o m o p h o b i c f a m i l y

Than dance!

ikr

HAHAHA LMAO

INVFUREREVNLKG I NEED TO SEE THIS HOTTIE POLE DANCE NOWWW

👀💸💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵

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YESSSS

WELL I WOULD'VE ENJOYED WATCHING YOU GET FLUSTERED LOL

(wait, u have FRECKLES??? oml u just 10x cuter)

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BC U SEEM CUTE AND I AM A ****ING SIMPPPPPP-

yo i want to know what u guys look like u wanna send pics or nahhhh-

its 1:23 for me and AAAA THAT WOULD BE SO HOTTTT

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I would get the femboy shooters shit though ngl

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same, though i would look like trash in it-

and ik, tell me something i dont know-

well, any way u are i bet ur cute! ^^

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grrrr no u and y e s h o m o

WTF Y R U STILL PUTTING MONEY IN THE CHAT-

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OMNG YASSSSS river, why u be like that?

Y e s I a m

I still be spamming

YESSS IMMA GET THE MONEY READYYY

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I I I I I I I

P o l e

*gives you the fanciest pole i could find* here ya go u can dance now-

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throwing money at the hot pole dancer also known as oswald

Me: uhh nothing?

ohnoletmehelpyou

well at least im blunt with it river-

Me: 💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵 Shade: why?

well, bc he is hot and deserves all the moneys in da world💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵

and that too-

well we can trade? mine is long as hecc, goes down to mah butt

Shade: g o t o h o r n y j a i l Me: N e v e r 💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵

and why would u want to cover it? im sure u look fine without ur long hair

im the horny police ard u r under arrest river-

Me: *stares at Shade* y o u r a j a c k a s s Shade: g o o d

*puts u in handcuffs*

aight c'mon

Shade: hahaha have funn Me: whyyyy

*uncuffs u* u know what? just bc shade is being a d i c k imma let u go, just this is ur only chance-

yes, cmon shade

Shade: I will show you being a dick *lifts by shirt collar* Me: S h a d e p u t h e r d o w n

idc, let him. he wouldnt d a r e

i said let him. he wouldnt dare hurt me

Shade: oh~ kinky Me: SHADE!

SH-SHADE!! *blushes*

**** OFF! I CAN PANIK IF I WANTTT

oeubglivsgnjfacoulsbd

Shade: *confusion* Me: w h y a r e t h e y f i g h t i n g ?

oh man, ig i can be around you. u must be allergic to river-

Shade: w-who are you callin hot?

haha nooo, i think ur talking abt river-

Shade: better not be my master

not u shade

and yes i am calling river hot

Me: I'm not your master I just take care of you

haha r u sure? im pretty sure its river

make me, im not shipping anyone, im calling river hot-

Shade: yes you are Me: no I'm not

shade, he aint nobodys master, stfu

HAHAHAHAHAHA he just called you young, hahahahahaha

yes, bc u r young too so u have no room to talk-

lmao

Me: idk Shade: *le l i c k* Me: d o n t l i c k m e

nah, im the o l d e s t

and shade thats disgusting

not from shade, lickies=messing with you from shade

Shade: IM AN ANIMAL SO STFU Me: stop shade

yo, shade ur weird stop licking people

ngl, he do lowkey look fluffy tho

Shade: Fine Me: *p a t p a t*

*p a t p a t scratchie behind ear*

uh, bro. u good? u asked for pats, not a ****ing h u g

he do be fluffy do.. *slowly hugs shade* ooooooooo, he s o f t t t t

Shade: *Tail wags* Me: he is happy

ooooooo hey is happy thats a first- lmao

*they

im sure u do good all the time-

u making me simp is good lmfao

Me: he is happier than people think he is Shade: *silent Tail wagging*

SHADE I SEE UR TAIL WAGGING, U LIKE ALL OF THIS ATTENTION, DONT YOU???

Me: yep he does

awww u a coot boi shade-

Shade: I am a happy boi

yee

welp, imma keep u now shade. ur mah fluff boi now *walks away with shade*

Me: And hopefully he will be good

im sure he will not but whatever. i can deal with him..

Shade: n o p e *gets up and walks back*

**** you shade- I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU SAY NTY OR U WISH IMMA SHOOT YOU IN THE DICK

and i feel rejected-

Shade: NTY please and yes

AIGHT U ASKED FOR IT *grabs a pistol*

awww ty *hugs u back*

Shade: I will take that gun and shove it down your throat

do it-

idc

Me:... Shade: nah

thats what i thought

Me: don't underestimate him

oh, i wont. but ik he wouldnt do it. he's a c o w a r d.

Shade: OH I WILL SHOW YOU A COWARD! *starts loading a shotgun*

SHOOT ME! I DARE YOU!

I DONT CARE!!!

Me: S h a d e p l e a s e d o n t

NOT LIKE I HAVE MUCH TO LIVE FOR ANYWAYS!!!

LET HIM

Me: Shade how do you tourcher a masochist? Shade: ... you don't

see, coward.

BUT WHO IS THE MASOCHIST HERE??

Me and Shade: you

TF HOW??? just bc i hate my life doesnt mean i like p a i n to feel good

i mean i could shoot myself here and now, would that make me a masochist?

N O

NO PLS DONT LEAVE ME HERE WITH THEM :(

ty

but like i said, u a coward shade-

Shade: shooting you then makes you happy cause you got what you wanted Me: atta boy Shade

**** off

fine, i will do it mahself *takes shotgun from shade*

why? literally n o o n e likes me exept for u guys- what does it matter?

Shade: don't shoot yourself kid

why do you care? and im not a kid-

Shade: your a kid compared to me

no im not, how old r u?

thats ok, *pulls out pistol from earlier* u cant eat thin one bc i licked it all over and if you did you'd be swallowing my spit hehe *licks pistol all over*

Shade: your talking to a 21 year-old alcoholic

well, idc. ur talking to a 1 3 y e a r o l d a l c h o h o l i c. at least im not o l d. haha

a 13 year old who hold a gun to

and ig u like the taste of my wine and vodka spit

welp i hope u like the taste of my spit- and now im gunless, damn.

Shade: and at least I'm not a young dumb box of rocks

HEY! IM IN 8TH GRADE DOING HS MATH 1!! I AM NOT DUMB, and look who's talking-

(but srsly i am taking hs math 1 rn in the 8th grade)

haha lmao *also t-poses*

no, i is dominyens, feel my WRATH hehe bc i am older-

YEA BYUT STEEIL I'S OWLDERRRR

no u

NUUUUUUU

Shade: *gets up on hind legs* fear me

nah i have no fear *walks up to u and pokes ur belly*

*walks back next to frienpai*

Shade: *T poses* fear me