My grandmas still at the vet

I need to walk my fish

where did my sweet potato frie pancake go?

i was laying on my bed, the only thing that hurt was my head, something was on my pillow so I ate it.... oh it was lead-

HELP ME, MY CAT IS BARKING AND I HAVE TO MOP THE OCEAN RIGHT NOWWW

did you hear about the guy who put glitter on his balls? pretty nuts

(lol I'm glad my stupidity helped someone :D)

If someone brought a nutcracker... he'd be doomed