:> I lob you guysss
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LilMenaceChan1 
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05.02.2020
50 comments
Bork25
05.02.2020 03:18
LinkI am also gay for myself
Social-Media
05.02.2020 03:18
LinkYou stole my comment, bork
LilMenaceChan1[OP]
05.02.2020 03:18
Link:)
Bork25
05.02.2020 03:18
Linkepic.
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LilMenaceChan1[OP]
05.02.2020 03:20
LinkLol
Oof well woth the captcha I don't think you will get to upload it-
0w0 what's this. Hewwo mista big scarwy hunter, please don't shoot me ~w~. nuzzles your rifle ○w○ it's so BIG, I bet I fires a 5.56 round. OwO is this a pistol in your pants °w°?. unzips your jeans WOWWiE that's no pistol thats a 50 calabwer ●д●. rubs on your "50 cal." 0w0 it's grwowing. It's sooo big. puts mouth on it mmfmmfmf itfs sfoo mmmf tasty! pushes it to the back of throat Its so yummy nummy! hunter pulls down my pants mista hunter what are you doing. pushes me on my back and inserts his large rifle into my hole OooOoOoO >W< IT feels soo good. Please go faster. Make love pudding and make me your pretty plaything. 💨Huff💨 huff💨 pwease 💨Huff💨 put some 💨Huff💨 rifle grease 💨huff💨 into my hole and all over my body! 0w0 it's twitching, I CAN FEEL IT TWITCHING IN MY HOLE the hunter takes one large thrust and proceeds to overflow my butt >w< I'm...im sprays grease all over myself, from my bewwy button to my forehead out of breath thanks for hunting me mista hunter.
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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
I love copypastas more than anyone 😤
I sexually Identify as a Gabe Newell. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling my wallet by dropping Steam Sales onto 12 000 games at once. People say to me that a person being a Newell is impossible and I'm ****ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I have 10 computers worth over 10k each in order to drop new Steam Sales every few days. From now on I want you guys to call me "Gabe" and respect my right to get rich fast and discount needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a profitophobe and need to check your wallet. Thank you for being so understanding.