Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Zies: Shit. Naoko: Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Koemi: OH MY GOD HIRO FELL OFF!!!

[ friendly reminder : koemi - popplio zies - scorbunny naoko - raboot who will evolve into a cinderace hiro - litten ]

Zies: *Screams* Naoko: *Screams louder to assert dominance* Koemi: Should we do something?! Hiro, observing: No, I want to see who wins this. [ your local sibling fight , presented by zies n naoko ]

Zies: Everyone, synchronize your watches. Naoko: I don’t know how to do that. Koemi: I don’t wear a watch. Hiro: Time is a construct.

Zies, Naoko, and Koemi are sitting on a bench Hiro: Why do you guys look so sad? Zies: Sit down with us so we can tell you. *Hiro sits down* Naoko: The bench is freshly painted.

Zies: Yo is Hiro sleeping or dead? Naoko: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts. Koemi: Yeah, so did I. Hiro: Okay first of all, **** you-

human au ?? ]] Zies: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Naoko: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Koemi: I personally was created in a lab. Hiro: I just straight up spawned lol.

Zies: *Gently taps table* Naoko: *Taps back* Koemi: What are they doing? Hiro: Morse code. Zies: *Aggressively taps table* Naoko: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Zies: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling? Naoko: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Koemi? Koemi: Probably “road work ahead”. Hiro: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

Zies: Dammit, Naoko! Naoko: What?! It wasn’t me! Zies: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Koemi! Koemi: Not me either. Zies: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Hiro: *whistles*

Zies: How did none of you hear what I just said? Naoko: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Koemi: I got distracted about halfway through. Hiro: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

don't murder me this was from the generator — ]] Zies: Truth or dare? Naoko: Dare Zies: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room Naoko: Hey Koemi Koemi, blushing: Yeah? Naoko: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Hiro

Zies: Naoko, I'm sad. Naoko: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Koemi: Hiro, I'm sad. Hiro, nodding: mood.

Zies: Tonight, one of you will betray us. Naoko: Is it me, Zies? Zies: No, it’s not you. Koemi: Is it me, Zies? Zies: It’s not you either. Hiro: Is it me, Zies? Zies: Zies, mockingly: Is IT mE Zies?

i am not hesitating 2 update this every single day I love this generator — ]] Zies: Is stabbing someone immoral? Naoko: Not if they consent to it. Koemi: Depends who you’re stabbing. Hiro: YES?!?

sibling things ]] Zies: Must be hard not being able to laugh Naoko: I do have a sense of humor you know Zies: I’ve never heard you laugh before Naoko: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

Zies: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes. Naoko: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD. Zies: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

koemi n hiro time ]] Koemi: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why. Hiro: Only if you also don't ask why Hiro: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick. Koemi: Hiro: Koemi: This one is fine

Koemi: What the **** is wrong with you?! Hiro: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Koemi: Good morning. What the **** is wrong with you?!

switcharoo time ]] Zies: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment! Hiro: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

Naoko: I’m going to take you out Koemi: great, it’s a date! Naoko: I meant that as a threat. Koemi: See you at five!

Naoko: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate, or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate? Hiro: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

Zies: Time for plan G. Naoko: Don’t you mean plan B? Zies: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Koemi: What about plan D? Zies: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Hiro: What about plan E? Zies: I’m hoping not to use it. Noka dies in plan E. Shiime: I like plan E.

friendly reminder 2 : noka - froakie oc , shiime - delphox oc ]]

Zies: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Naoko: Nope, absolutely not. Koemi: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. Hiro: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. Noka: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. Shiime: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Zies: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Naoko: ...I did. I broke it. Zies: No. No you didn't. Koemi? Koemi: Don't look at me. Look at Hiro. Hiro: What?! I didn't break it. Koemi: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Hiro: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Koemi: Suspicious. Hiro: No, it's not! Noka: If it matters, probably not, but Shiime was the last one to use it. Shiime: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Noka: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Shiime: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Noka! Naoko: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Zies. Zies: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Noka: Zies... Koemi's been awfully quiet. Koemi: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Zies, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Zies: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each

other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a tepig / spoink head on a stick. Zies: Zies: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

'Can I copy the homework?' Zies: I can help you with it! Naoko: Yeah, sure. Koemi: Bold of you to assume I did the homework. Hiro: lol nope. Noka: Wait, we had homework?!?!?! Shiime: *Read 5:55pm*

Zies: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world! Naoko: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment. Koemi: More or less, I guess... Hiro: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that! Noka: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept. Shiime: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

Zies: Just be yourself. Naoko: 'Be myself'? Zies, I have one day to win Koemi over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me? Hiro: Couple weeks. Noka: Six months. Shiime: Jury’s still out. Naoko: See, Zies? Naoko: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

Zies: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke. Naoko: Okay, but what is updog? Koemi: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish. Hiro: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released. Noka: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden. Shiime: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter. Zies: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs. Hiro: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current. Koemi: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway. Naoko: What’s a henway?? Zies: Oh, about five pounds. [ last 1 4 2day ]

might do sum of these as animations / doodles ,

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ITZ SUPER FUN I CAN GIVE U THE GENERATOR I'M USING

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well thatz completely fine , again ,, you do you ,,