same

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MURICA

well this country is pretty awesome. i mean yeah. should i tell you about the holidays this place has?

here we go, then. theres kingsday, which is just the birthday of our king. But there is a lot more too it. You get to do SPORTS at SCHOOL. (well only at primary or whatever, idk.) But yeah its pretty epic, at our school on kingsday, we gotta study an ENTIRE DANCE, then we do it somewhere, probably true somewhere else in the country, but yeah. That's kingsday. Now there are some christian holidays here aswell. im too lazy to type about it tho, but i have 2 more. Sint Maarten. Look i know it has a weird name but it exists. its always on the 11th of November. Now what you do is pretty cool ig, you get a lantern with a light, because you are gonna walk for CANDY in the NIGHT. sounds like Halloween, i know. But instead of saying "TRICK OR TREAT!" you gotta sing a random song ABOUT the holiday, and thats why i kinda dislike it. then theres Sinterklaas. now i know you cant explain this to non-dutches but i'll try anyway. So its kinda like Christmas but on 5 December. and you know this guy Sinterklaas, we

ll he brings some presents to kids who have been nice, and ive seen a movie bout him where he EXECUTES little kids who have been very mean the entire year, which i find kinda wrong. But hey, thats over. Now what i like about this holiday is that you don't require a chopped piece of mother nature for the darn presents. Fun fact : there are these guys named "Black Petes". and they are LITERALLY BLACK.

You don't believe me? Look it up, ****ing is a village.

lmao it's true

i feel bad for you