Secret
by:
Malaloveundertale 
273
273
29.12.2018
67 comments
Malaloveundertale[OP]
29.12.2018 17:00
LinkPromise you wont tell no one ok
Bestiesforever
29.12.2018 17:01
LinkPromise.
Malaloveundertale[OP]
29.12.2018 17:02
LinkOk phew the reason neko called me fat is bc im pregnant
Bestiesforever
29.12.2018 17:02
Linkyour pregnant?!
Malaloveundertale[OP]
29.12.2018 17:03
LinkY es
Bestiesforever
29.12.2018 17:05
LinkWait who's the father?
Malaloveundertale[OP]
29.12.2018 17:06
LinkBoneZ is the father....?
Bestiesforever
29.12.2018 17:11
Link...im so proud...
Malaloveundertale[OP]
29.12.2018 17:12
LinkReally
Imanangrybird
19.07.2020 00:49
Linksome 12 year old kid: gets pregnant
bestiesforever: IM SO PROUD
LegendAnimator
02.08.2020 22:43
LinkSo dumb
killerqueen2100
04.08.2020 21:41
LinkI've seen dumber things, BUT THIS?!
THIS IS SO DUMB
a young child saying to a stranger that she's pregnant
people are starting to get dumber every single day of quarantine
Imanangrybird
06.08.2020 16:07
Linkthis is literally over a year before quarantine
What do you eat when you pregnant and your proud .. I get confused
Your like, my closet friend. And I act like a protective mother if your hurt. This is a big deal.
Anyways uhm... I bought a whole bunch of shungite, rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is. No, no Suge Knight, I think hes locked up in prison. Talking shungite. Anyways, its a 2 billion year old like rock, stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. So thats my story. I bought a whole bunch of stuff, put them around the la casa. Little pyramids. Stuff like that.
Smelling my own dick makes me calm and it smells good in a weird way
Not the smell of urine, but a more musky smell to it
When Im agitated or nervous I slip a hand down my pants and take a sniff of that dick cocaine and my nerves calm down a little bit. It's like my body produces my own little personalised cockaine to take in emergency situations.
When I dance they call me Macarena
And the boys they say que estoy buena
They all want me, they can't have me
So they all come and dance beside me
Move with me, chant with me
And if you're good I'll take you home with me
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena!
(Ay!)
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena!
(Ay!)
Now don't you worry about my boyfriend
The boy whose name is Vitorino
Ha! I don't want him, can't stand him
He was no good so I, ha ha ha
Now come on, what was I supposed to do?
He was out of town and his two friends were so fine
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena!
(Ay!)
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macaren
so whats in the pond?
no don't go into the pond.
why not?
because there's Swan.
a swan? pfft, please. I'm sure that even a swan isn't so bad after nuclear exposure.
no, Nate, it's not A swan. it's Swan.
Piper, I got this. how bad can this 'Swan' be?
Nate d-
Piper what's that.
Nate that's Sw-
THATS NOT A SWAN. HOLY SHIT THAT IS NOT A SWAN.
I'm about to throw the baby doll you have tucked under your shirt to mars
Hey its me again..
The child is mine guys...
She had an affair and the condom broke..
Im naming the baby jimmy even though its a girl...
7th of December, 2020.
This is currently my second time here in this comment section, I want to ****ing die.
Ryan, when I find a way out of this cursed place I will personally shit on your mint sandwich.
-Love
Bendu.
P.S. **** you no homo 0-0
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dunno whether i should be honored or terrified that i know of this anim
