i saw you delete that -stellan When your hb gets testicular cancer so you shave your dih hair off out of support And you donate your dih hair to bro but the follicles are so potent they graft straight onto his empty sack and start growing a full bush overnight, turning his chemo-bald nuts into a 70s porn star situation. Bro gets so confident he enters a local wet boxers contest, wins first place, but the prize is a lifetime supply of experimental Russian testosterone cream. He rubs that shit on like lotion and his new dih hair balls swell up to grapefruit size, bursting through his jeans mid date with you. You rush him to the ER but the only doctor on call is your long lost twin separated at birth who’s also a world renowned goon surgeon. He says the only cure is an emergency goon transplant, so you lock eyes with bro, drop trou in the trauma bay, and start edging furiously while the nurses form a circle and chant ancient Sumerian fertility rites. You edge for 14 straight hours, building up the thickest,

okay stephen that’s eno- Oh my god, ♥ I can feel her kicking- Oh she’s active today... Don’t worry sweetie ♥ You’ll be born soon, mommy loves you very much🎀

yes 😍😍😍 -stellan

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when

who is bro -stellan