(Aka picture above)

Uh-

No, someone is already in th- *slaps paw over my mouth*

*the person in the bag screams*

Uh- um…. You’ll be upset when you find who’s in there. Brace yourself.

OPEN IT FIRST-

*a cringe sans fangirl is glaring at u*

GOSH

*comes with an iridescent high-quality electric car* Huh? Oh, no ty

*shrinks my car* Am antman

*stares at you* Give me a pegesas (winged horse) pls

Hehe

Uh— *the bag squirms with a few muffled female screams*

Uh-

Ig-

*slams bag on floor and the bag goes limp and silent UH UH

I wanted to do just that-

Here imma show u *puts bag upside down and shakes*

*an almost-dead cringe sans fangirl comes out of bag, choking and making the sounds of blood bubbling*

This one only had knives.

Uhhhhhhhh Fangirl: * tries to stab me but false bc almost ded

fails*

*swiped away the knife and stabs her head* Fangirl: ☠️