1: Candlelight and moonlight all around us, I look into your eyes You hold my hand underneath the table, and I can't disguise the way I feel 2: I could've wished a thousand wishes for this night, I can't believe That it's finally me and you and me an us And your friend Steve 3:Do-do-do do do-do do, Steve Do-do-do do do-do do, leave! What’s the deal with your friend Steve-- Oh, hey! How's it going? 4:You took me out for waffles and to the movies I was hoping for romance You even took me to the Mexican circus I thought there was a chance we’d be alone 5:I could’ve wished a thousand wishes For Steve to disappear What the ****’s your ****ing problem? Why’s he always here? 6:Do-do-do do do-do do, Steve Do-do-do do do-do do, go away! What’s the deal with your friend Steve-- Oh, hey! How's it going? 7:It’s not that I don’t like your friend But how many hours with him can you spend? And it’s not that I don’t think he’s great But it's only you, only you I wanna

-fellate 8:Are you gay for Steve? I think you may be And that would be alright But let a ***** know just what your steez is So I know if I should shave tonight 9:I could’ve wished a thousand wishes 'Cause I like to be with you But if it’s always me and you and your friend Steve There’s nothing I can... 10:Do-do-do do do-do do, Steve Do-do-do do do-do do Why don't you just go be with your best friend And boyfriend Steve!

(5 is mine, by the way)