I dibs Hajime :)

can i join y all

i wanna be nagito

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a

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You start

dwugs

Start >:0

e

i

Screams in Hajime

" I’m "

drugs :gun:

y

He’s gay

🔫

Stop

imma shoot myself brb

🔫 *pew pew noise*

MY GAY ALMOST BOYFRIEND DIED

no

no o)

Ha I do too )

🔫 pew pew

I’m-

p ew p ew

((p EW PEW)) pew pew

I

y

Gay boyfriend give me the gun

ok *g ives h ajime the g un*

H a

- cutely destroys gun -

;-;

Shuichi cutely opens the door I- Ok wait wtf Who are you people- I’m in the wrong version- Sobs

I am Hajime

._.

That was so ****ing magical)

OHSHT-

And the seaweed head is my gay boyfriend Nagito

imscared

Good

I’m- Concerned-

;-;

Who the hell are you-? Some emo boy that was turned gay

Istg if someone calls me emo again i-

imma just *h ide*

(emo)

Im

WW WHAT THE WHAT-

Is the emo kid gay or just some freak-

I- Uh- Oh yeah I came here to see if uh- hasanyoneseenkaede-

I WWJDJDJDKD starts sobbing

*cutely dies without dying*

freak

Dunno

yes

Can you not call me a freak I- And uh... I might have eaten your pasta

IM SORR Y-

HA

W- NOOOOOOOOOO I CAME ALL THIS WAY FOR NOTHINGG

STARTS SOBBING hello monokuma here uh hi trial time because I’m not gonna let u collect evidence haha

*visible fear*

Monokuma snatches u

Haha get c o o k e d

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ uwu

I- Nagito uh Do you also have to deal with this stuff aswell-

ｎｏ

I- Well I still have kokichi B) What

Is this law and order

i- u h-

imscared

Oh ok B)

Calm nagito. Cal m.

Don’t worry Nagito

- cutely stabs Shuichi - >:(

WAIT WHA-

O W WHAT DID I DOOOOOoo

- cutely stand again -

Stab omfg *)

KKFKKFKKFKDKDKFLFLFKFLF U DONT SUPPOSED TO STAB PEOPLE- WE’RE THE PROTAGS-

I DUNN O

THIS IS PROTAG WAR

im scared

- cutely hugs Nagito - Calm down

WH BATTLES U WITH MY AHOGE

ok

WAILS

- cutely smacks Emo with flip flop - >:(

I- WHY DID GONTA COMMIT MURDER

*visible fear*

Don’t worry nagito. I’m also scared.

-cutely takes Nagito away-

And who was it-

I-

uwu

o

W- Quietly starts sobbing

*slides in* what did I miss

I- GASPS

OH SHT UH KOKICHI’S HERE-

*sips Fanta aggressively* now tell me. What did I miss

Wait- Didn’t- Wha- Didn’t danganronpa end-

I

I-

I- Nothing really. I just got stabbed by a fellow protag two times. AGGRESSIVELY STARES AT HAJIME

W H-

AGGRESSIVELY GRABS A BELT

SCREAMS

Lemme just- *soda slides in* sup mother ****ers

>:(

IMGOINGTOGETBEATTODEATHPLEASEHELPME

I heard miss Sonia was here

I-

I TRUSTED YOU-

uwu

SONIA ISNT HER E

KOKICHI I SWEAR

KDMEKSSKSJFBJEKSJDIERJEJRJRJ

STARTS SOBBING

GRRRR KOKICHI WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME 😭😭😭 Kokichi: 👁👁

Im

ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS SEE WHERE KAEDE WAS SHE GOT KILLED, I GOT STABBED, TWICE. GONTA COMMITED MURDER, AND SODA AND KOKICHI NOW IS HERE?????????

Kokichi: *gives Oiler paper to gonta* Soda: KOKICHI NO-

I ALSO GOT CALLED EMO AND GAY. WHY TF IS THIS HAPPENIN G

I- KOKICHI ISTG

Emo gay hoe

ONLY I CAN CALL SHUCIHI A GAY EMO GRGGGRRR

Shuichi: literally starts sobbing I’m going home 😡😡

This is fellow protag talk

SHUICHI NO *SCREAMS AND CRIES*

i WILL commit hydraulic press ggrrrr

Shuichi: yes you can UvU And why not kokichi 😡

Shuichi: I- N o

I call Nagito Bleached SeaWeed

*commits hydraulic press*

Shuichi: quietly lays on the floor I’m also confused gonta. And I’m also scared, worried, and concerned.

Shuichi: sobs

Im

Wait shuichi don’t cry. I will share my Fanta with you if that makes you feel better

He did a very bad thing.

I- Sure ig-

U H- He wouldn’t want me to tell you-

HE DID SEESAW

KOKICHI I-

TELL ME IM WRONG GRRRRTRR

All I said was seesaw 👁👁

I

I- Atleastyoudidntlie-

I didn’t say he killed anybody 👁👁

I-

Your sister is going to put salt ink you during your execution

On*

KIYO. WH Y?????????? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?? I-

Nishishishishi

Istg I’m going insan e.

Kiyo murdered Angie and tenko

GONTA YIU ARE DATING A MURDERER

Attacks Shuichi >:(

WHAT DID I DO-

**SCREAMS**

Monokuma: 👁👁

Haha- H o n t a- Monokuma: stfu you stupids I’m trying to do something more important than you fools 😡😡

MURDERS ALL OF YOU EXCEPT SHUICHI

WH A-

EXECUTE ME AND LET SHUICHI LIVE A HAPOY LIFE OR I WILL COME BACK AND HAUNT YOU

Bro- kiyo- Your ok- Monokuma is being a fattie so uh Ur safe. fornow-

O h

*finds gonta and kiyo and murders them with toilet paper and seesaw*

WH- I- K O K I C H I N O-

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

W- WHAT DID THEY DO I-

SSTOP- YOU CANT JUST-

screams

IM-

ShUichi I don’t think I’ll make it-

WH- wHA WDYM I-

(Gomta- Gomta is yes)

(Ok ima go be gay for sprite now 😎

Starts sobbing

But I can’t do that 😎

Haha I got ya there didn’t I? 😎😎

W- I- O H- U H- O k-

👀

M h m..

:stare: