Hey what did the ocean say to the river nothing he just waved :D

what do you call an owl that can do magic tricks hoodini

What do you say ween you meet a new friend Nice to MEAT you Who am i kidding that was a terrible pun D:

Just lettuce do the puns. Though I mustache you a question? Wine don't ppl like puns? They're purrfect! I know terrible

since ima cat i always make up meow own puns i hiss the point though, they are never purrfect

I mustache you a question, but i'll shave it for later.

May i axe you a question, if yes, then well thats so knife of you. c:

What do you call the dan and phill fandom? phandom