*takes a deep breathe*

Okay I know this is a really bad idea But- I'm already here so Here we ****in' go Rawr Nuzzles, pounces on you, UwU you're so warm Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde (hehe) Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky Take me home, pet me and make me yours and dont forget to stuff me See me wag my wittle baby tail all for your bulgy-wulgy Kissies and lickies you neck I hope daddy likies Nuzzle and wuzzles your chest (yuh) I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty Hey I got a little itch you think you can help me? Only seven inches long UwU please adopt me! Paws on your bulge as I lick my lips (UwU punish me please) Gotta hit em' with this furry shit (he dont see it coming)

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