Fun game to play: See how long you can talk to NightFlame before he threatens to kill you, someone else, or the world

Tord is my least favorite character but I love drawing his hair

I really want to make a rule where laser tag is just an acceptable thing in society

I HAD A DREAM WHERE MY FIELD HOCKEY COACH WAS A COMMUNIST HUSTLER AND MADE THE STUDENTS DO THE WORK AND THEN I HAD TO ESCAPE A WAREHOUSE

I really really like airhead gummies but don’t know where to get them

Can SayanoraFarewellBye be more active?? Please? Jasmine all I wanna do is talk to you-

IM SORRY BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT THETERMINATORL LIKE PLEASE STOP APOLOGIZING DONT COMPLIMENT ME YOU DO NOTHING WRONG AND I DONT DESERVE YOUR COMPLIMENTS- DHDBSHBSGSH

AND ALSO LIKE HE’S SO GREAT BUT I CANT PUT EHAT I THINK OF HIM INTO WORDS BUT LIKE I CAN BUT IF I DO IDK WHAT HE’S GONNA DO ABOUT IT

on another note KingKetchupKat omg yes yes, I wanna roleplay with her but always can’t :(

When did I even start using 💖 that emoji, I did it once and never stopped

do I even dream? I know I do, like, I know it, but I never remember them unless I wake up during a dream I know I have them, I can almost remember them, but I can’t So like “what did I dream about last night” and boom I can’t think of anything Which makes me wonder what dreams do I have... how do you dream?? How do you know if you didn’t dream That’s it, you don’t know

How did I get a paper cut when I was laying in bed surrounded by 2 blankets and a cat stuffed animal named Cheddar

If you’re still reading this, ur cute and a great person

WHY DID FAITH TURN INTO A GOAT IN THAT ONE DREAM LIKE SHE HAD GOAT FLUFF ON HER NECK AND STUFF AND LIKE HORNS AND LIKE HOOVES AND RECTANGLE PUPILS BUT SHE WAS STILL FAITH?? AND THEN WE WENT TO HIGHSCHOOL? BUT WE’RE MIDDLE SCHOOLERS-

an eddsworld AU where NightFlame is Tord and I am Paul and Theterminatorl is Patryck because we are the cool trio from homeroom 114

Okay but get this You’re a reverse robber You break into peoples houses and give them something incredibly unnecessary Break into an apartment and give them a bag of unpopped popcorn

“If I kill someone while giving birth it cancels out right?” -Couch Cushion the Sofie, 2020

AJR is like the only band I’ve ever liked 6+ songs made by them Yay for AJR

Plot twist: You thought Scarlet was 42 chinchillas in a trench coat? Well well well, be prepared, because SHE’S ACTUALLY 43 CHINCHILLAS IN A TRENCH COAT HA, YOU’VE BEEN FOOLED

I really want to make a drawing where everything’s the same color so I give you the file and you have to turn off each layer to see what the drawing is and I will be so evil

I have the ability to use decent vocabulary but I do not have the tendency to do so because I am an imbecile

I HATE AND LOVE MY USERNAME I created this account to be a follow trap, and the whole idea was I was gonna make like “relatable posts” and aesthetic stuff But I sucked at that, so I was like “ what’s a funny and relatable username?” And now we’re here And I’m still an imbecile

ahem we can has can we has can take today we can we do the now the now Thank you for coming to my TED talk

Life would be so much cooler if you could like Play a song with your mind So like you walk in the room and all everyone hears is “des pa cito-“

Ok but like where can I get me a symbiote

When I don’t have my glasses on I look like a depressed seagull

My main persona (the one in the drawing) is just me with a floaty hair thing, green blood, and no glasses for 93.727% of the time

imagine: One day, every single pencil just straight up disappears How does society react? Do we blame the pencil stealing on someone?

My favorite ship? Jan x Lincoln

My favorite characters from the 3 object shows I watch: BFB: Lollipop, Tree, Gelatin, X II2: Lightbulb, Fan, Paintbrush, Yin Yang Nonexistent Living: Thing, Speech Bubble, Ruler, Lampshade Why am I even telling you guys

I think it’s time to address a serious issue WINGS OF FIRE 14 ISNT OUT YET, I NEED MY LESBIAN DRAGONS

OKAY BUT LIKE, QUENTIN OVERREACTED OVER MARGO ROTH SPIGELMAN SHE WAS JUST A HOT GIRL THAT YOU WANTED TO TALK TO YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO DEVOTE EVERY MOMENT OF YOUR DAY AND STRAIGHT UP SKIP GRADUATION but you gotta admit, the segment where they were in the van was hilarious

If I jumped off a building then landed on another building that has one of those big inflatable things that you put in lakes that catapults another person when you land on it So I land on one of those throngs on top of the building, and there’s a person that gets catapulted Am I charged with murder?

OH YEAH ONE TIME I DREW ALL OF MY FRIENDS THAT ARE ACTIVE ON FLIPANIM AND THE DRAWING TURNED OUT REALLY NICELY BUT IM NEVER GOING TO SHOW IT TO ANYONE BECAUSE I DID SOME STUFF

If harpoons are better than spoons, then why does eating cereal with a harpoon hurt a lot

It’s raining It’s pouring Legit it’s thundering and lightninging I don’t think any old man is snoring after this-

Turns out it’s no longer raining it’s just depressing now

another weird af dream we were in a building i recognize but i don't remember and for some reason all of my friends who are active on zoom were there Ceci was hosting like a party there? which was dumb cause half of the building was basically looking like trash and like, apocalyptic so we all went on this big adventure around the place and there was a toxic river and there were ghosts and stuff and a girl I don't recognize is just kind of trying to kill us but anyways it was weird and then we all rode away in a horse-drawn carriage

big UwU for you-wu 💖💖💖💖💖💖

Coach Tambroni-

Ella wasn’t there lol

If you believe in them and they have the confidence they totally can

That was an amazing conversation

Yes

No, but it’s be really funny if I did

HE’S SO SAD :(

Great point

OK OK IM SORRY

:O

yes

50/50

No, it was a joke-

I mean like I just like talking to you :(

Oh god