2/26/2024 At exactly 3pm something or someone will propose to you

It's not suicidal it's love

3/30/2021 You just took a shit

80/8/153 You'll die of old age

If you read it all out and spell it, it saids boobies 8008135

30/0/0 You'll die of old age, but at least you had the best moment of your life that's better than sex itself

3/09/2009 Your still a baby fetus

4/15/25 Ultrakill will be release by the reviews are saying it's bad, you tried itself and after you finished the game, you look at your hands filled in disappointment that you wasted 10 dollars, you decided to pull the trigger

It was rushed

Also one of the main team devs got called out for the grooming allegations but it turns out the allegations is a lie but it was too late to fix the damage

3/14/25 Skibidi toilet no more

3/15/25 You'd win.

2/26/24 Nah I'd eat

2/27/24 You get ran over by a pulrple van but you manage to survive

4/17/26 You become a twink and then you become Batman

5/17/26 You started mewing more

6/3/2018 She take my money! 🍉🙊🤑💸💰💳 Oh I'ma needed🗣️💲 Oh she a gold digger! 🗣️🥱😔🙈💲👩 She take my money! 🍉🙊🤑💸💰💳 Now I ain't sayin she a gold digger! 🙏🤷‍♂️🙎‍♂️🙋‍♀️ But she ain't messin with gold fellas! 🙎‍♂️🙎‍♂🙅‍♂️

Opposite if you listen and know the lyrics

9/9/2099 Miguel O hara

9/8/2025 You go to Oblock and some shit happens