1776 New York City HAMILTON: Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir? BURR: That depends, who's asking? HAMILTON: Oh well sure, sir I'm Alexander Hamilton I'm at your service, sir I have been looking for you BURR: I'm getting nervous HAMILTON: Sir, I heard your name at Princeton I was seeking an accelerated course of study When I got sort out of sorts with a buddy of yours I may have punched him It’s a blur, sir He handles the financials— BURR: You punched the bursar? HAMILTON: Yes, I wanted to do what you did Graduate in two, then join the revolution He looked at me like I was stupid I’m not stupid So how’d you do it? How’d you graduate so fast? BURR: It was my parents' dying wish before they passed HAMILTON: You're an orphan Of course, I'm an orphan God, I wish there was a war! Then we could prove that we're worth more Than anyone bargained for BURR: Can I buy you a drink? HAMILTON: That would be nice BURR: While we’re talking, let me

let me offer you some free advice Talk less HAMILTON: What? BURR: Smile more HAMILTON: Ha BURR: Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for HAMILTON: You can't be serious BURR: You want to get ahead? HAMILTON: Yes BURR: Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead LAURENS: Yo yo yo yo yo! What time is it? LAURENS, MULLIGAN: Showtime! BURR: ...like I said... LAURENS: Showtime! Showtime! Yo! I’m John Laurens in the place to be! Uh, two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm working on three, uh! Those redcoats don't want it with me Cause I will pop chick-a-pop these cops 'til I'm free! LAFAYETTE: Ah oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette! The Lancelot of the revolutionary set! I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!" Tell the king, “Casse-toi!” Who's the best? C’est moi! MULLIGAN: Brrrah, brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan Up in it, lovin’ it Yes I heard your mother say “come again?” LAURENS, LAFAYETTE: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

MULLIGAN: Lock up your daughters and horses, of course It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets LAFAYETTE: Wow LAURENS: No more sex Pour me another brew, son! Let’s raise a couple more LAURENS, LAFAYETTE, MULLIGAN: To the revolution! LAURENS: Well if it ain’t the prodigy of Princeton College MULLIGAN: Aaron Burr LAURENS: Give us a verse, drop some knowledge BURR: Good luck with that You’re takin’ a stand You spit, I’mma sit We’ll see where we land LAFAYETTE, MULLIGAN: Booooo/Ohhhhhh LAURENS: Burr, the revolution’s imminent What do you stall for? HAMILTON: If you stand for nothing, Burr, what’ll you fall for? LAURENS, MULLIGAN, LAFAYETTE: Oooh LAURENS: Who are you? MULLIGAN: Who are you? LAFAYETTE: Who are you? LAURENS, MULLIGAN, LAFAYETTE: Who, who is this kid? What's he gonna do?