part 1 Snapple: Ooh lollipops and lemon drops my girl and me Snapple and Chee chee: We're strollin' down the boulevard as happy as can be!

part 2 Snapple: The day is swell and gee heck well we dance through life with glee Snapple and Chee chee: Everything's a cotton candy melody!

part 3 Tardpole: Quack quack Illusion: Bicker bicker Tardpole: Quack quack Illusion: Bicker bicker

part 4 Tardpole: How could this day possibly go any quicker? Illusion: Quack quack Tardpole: Bicker bicker Illusion: Quack quack Tardpole: Bicker bicker Illusion: Don't think i could possibly be any sicker

part 5 Tardpole: QUACK QUACK Illusion: BICKER BICKER Tardpole: QUACK QUACK Illusion: BICKER BICKER Snapple: Oh no! Oh, that hurts, so much unhappiness!

part 6 Snapple: Oh my heart Chee chee: Oh quick! Eat some gumdrops you'll feel better! Snapple: Aww gee Chee chee! you always know just what to do! Now down to business! we gotta help Tardpole and Illusion!We can't let 'em be so miserable on such a swell day!

part 7 Chee chee: Hmmmm, Maybe they just need a song in their hearts? Snapple: Ahh Tardpole: HEY! what's the big idea? Snapple: Hey pal, you guys seem a little blue! Waddya say you grab your lady's hand and go............

part 8 Snapple: Riding around, all over the town! Chee chee: Wherever you go, Snapple: there's never a frown! Always look up and never look down Snapple and Chee chee: That is how you smile through your day Hey hey that is how you smile through your day

part 9 Snapple and Chee chee: Oh, lets go down to the bandstand! And twinkle our toes to the beat! There's music everywhere and we don't have to care! Our dancing shoes will keep light on our feet! Tardpole: -mutters something- Snapple: Woah Tardpole wait! hey sun this is an emergency! Shine as bright as you can!

part 10 Snapple: uh-oh -Tardpole and Illusion are cooked- Tardpole: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE Snapple: I was just trying to make you happy Tardpole: I WAS HAPPY BEFORE, YOUR STUPID SUNSHINE RUINED EVERYTHING Snapple: Ooh what have we done! We've got to make it right!

part 11 Chee chee: Well i think we've gotta get their rain back Snapple: Well i think we've gotta get their rain back Chee chee: i just said that Snapple: But how? Chee chee: i dont know!

part 12 Chee chee: Maybe we're going to have to f-f-f-f-f-f Snapple: Frolic? Chee chee: No. f-f-f-f-f-f Snapple: Fiesta? Chee chee: No Snapple we're gonna have to fight! Snapple: -deep breath-

part 13 Tardpole: Oh, brother. now what? Snapple and Chee chee: We're gonna fight! Tardpole: this ought to be good Snapple: Quack, quack look at me i'm oh so grumpy. Oh boy im really mad at you. I'll bet pennies on the dollar, you make me wanna hollar, how much i'm in love with you Tardpole and Illusion: hahahahah Snapple: No we can do this

part 14 Chee chee: Quack, quack look at me i'm bored and sassy. Oh, boy i'm really done with you. When you bicker with me Snapple, I just get all giggly. Boy, you make my dreams come true. Oh shoot Tardpole: ahahaha leave it to the professionals Illusion: You're late Tardpole: Am not Illusion: Are too Tardpole: So what?

part 15 Illusion: "So what?" Tardpole: Oh, boy oh boy you're wrong Illusion: That's it! Tardpole: That's what? Illusion: Just stop Tardpole: Will not Illusion: Well, you're a joy.

part 16 Snapple: I'm mad Chee chee: I'm sad Snapple: I'm glad Chee chee: That's bad Tardpole: Oh boy oh boy Snapple: -point at Tardpole- You crab Tardpole: -point at Snapple- You dork Illusion: -point at Chee chee- You bat Chee chee: -point at Illusion- You stork Tardpole: -standing still- You jerk Snapple: Well that's a joy -rainbow appears-

part 17 All: We are right! A fight! It makes our duck friends happy! Now we're wet and sappy! Who could ever ask for more! -end-