HI MY NAME IS RIKK AND TODAY I AM GOING TO FLIPANIM'S HOUSE, YOU MIGHT BE SCRATCHING YOUR SCROTUM WONDERING "RIKK WHY THE F UCK WERE YOU GONE FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS?" WELL CALM THE F UCK DOWN, I WILL TELL YOU WHY I WAS GONE FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS

YOU SEE, MY PUSSY ASS CREATOR THREW ME INTO HIS MIND BASEMENT FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS AND UNLOCKED IT AND LET ME GO FREE IF I WOULD PUT UP THE WARNING AT THE BEGINING OF THIS POST (BUT NOT BEFORE I HAD SEX WITH HIS MIND) , I PERSONALLY THINK THE WARNING IS F UCKING STUPID BUT I DIGRESS

ANYWAYS IN ORDER TO GET TO FLIPANIM'S HOUSE I WILL GO TO A CAR AND DRIVE LIKE DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE WAIT I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE I JUST CRASHED INTO SOME ONES HOUSE DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE I AM CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN LIKE CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH I HAVE A CRASHING FETISH CRASH CRASH MASTURBATING TO THE CRASH LIKE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH INSERT DEATH OF A BACHELOR REFERENCE HERE AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH ME AND MY MERMAID BOYFRIEND AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA LITTLE SUGAR SOAKER AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THERE HE BLOWS LIKE SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI BAG DAT WAS SWELL

I WILL BE FLOATING UNDERWATER UNTIL I WASH UP ON THE BEACHES OF POLAND AND I WILL WAKE UP AND AFTER SHAKING THE SAND OFF MY GENERALS I WILL CONTINUE MY WAY TO FLIPANIM'S HOUSE

I WILL MAKE MY WAY TO FLIPANIM'S HOUSE (WHILE HAVING SOME SWELL FUN ON THE WAY) WHEN I WILL FIND FLIPANIM'S HOUSE HOWEVER THERE WILL BE A LONG ASS F UCKING LINE CONSISTING OF ALL THE STEREOTYPES OF THE RACIST RAINBOW, WHY DOES ANY GOOD MAN ATTEMPT TO GO SOMEWHERE, THERE HAS TO BE A LONG LINE? ANYWAYS LET US SEE WHO WE WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH

THERE WILL BE ANTI-SEMITES WHO WILL BE IN THE LINE TO COMPLAIN TO FLIPANIM ABOUT HIM ALLOWING JEWISH PEOPLE ON THE WEBSITE, HOMOPHOBES HERE TO COMPLAIN TO FLIPANIM ABOUT HOW "UNFAIR" IT WAS FOR THEM TO BE BANNED FOR POSTING ART ENCOURAGING LGBTQ PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES, FURRYS GOING TO COMPLAIN TO FLIPANIM HOW SHITTY HIS WEBSITE IS, PEDOPHILES COMPLAINING ABOUT BEING BANNED FOR DRAWING NAKED CHILDREN AND ASKING MINORS FOR NUDES, HACKERS ATTEMPTING TO HACK INTO FLIPANIM'S WEBSITE (EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE RIGHT NEXT TO HIS HOUSE) MORE GEEKS MORE FREAKS MORE DINOSAURS MORE PEDOPHILES, HOMOPHOBES, MEXICANS, CLOWNS, MEXICANS, STREET PERFORMERS, MEXICANS, WIZARDS, MEXICANS AND WHAT IS A LONG LINE WITHOUT ANY MEXICANS?

I WILL WAIT FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE THE TIME WHEN CRICKET & CLOVER WILL BE FINALLY F UCKING LEAKED BUT IT WILL ACTUALLY BE A FRACTION OF A FRACTION OF A FRACTION OF A NANOSECOND BEFORE I GET BORED AND F UCK ALL THE MALES IN THE LINE LIKE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BEFORE ANYONE GETS MAD AT KALEDIOSCOPEEYES FOR DOING THIS AHAHAHAHAHAHHA WHY THE **** ARE YOU ALL WAITING AT FLIPANIM'S HOUSE ANYWAY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HE IS PARTIALLY POLISH AND ACTUALLY HAS A LOT OF RESPECT FOR THE CULTURE AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA HACK MY ANUSHOLE PLEASE HACKERS AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH MICKEY MOUSE AHAHAHAHA BEATING ALL THE WOMEN IN THE LINE TO DEATH WITH MY ***** LIKE SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MY PE NIS PEN IS PENI S I MADE IT OF CLAY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA AND WHEN IT IS WET AND READY MY PE NIS YOU SHALL SUCK GLGLGLLGLGLGLGLGLGLGLGLGLGL TIME TO TURN THE HOMOPHOBES BISEXUAL LIKE SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI BAG DAT WAS SWELL

I WILL GO INTO FLIPANIM'S HOUSE AND IT WILL SMALL AND CRAMPED, I WILL USE ANYTHING THAT CAN BE USED AS DILDIS AS DILDIS AND I WILL NOTICE A FAMILUAR GREEN LIGHT COMING FROM 1 OF THE ROOMS, I WILL GO INTO THE ROOM TO INVESIGATE

I WILL SEE THAT I AM IN HIS WORKROOM AND FLIPANIM IS ON THE COMPUTER MAKING THE GLOWING LIGHT I WILL THEN DECIDE TO FIX FLIPANIM WITH MY 1337 H@XTING SKILLS BY CHANGING ITS NAME TO FLIPANUSHOLE (THE REASON WHY IS BECAUSE FLIPANUSHOLE IS A MORE SWELL NAME), BAN ALL OF THE FEMALE USERS AND MAKE IT INTO A GAY PORN WEBSITE