Anyone wanna r-p?
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TheUnknown17 
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1547
22.08.2019
178 comments
Leloupdj
22.08.2019 21:57
LinkSure
TheUnknown17[OP]
22.08.2019 21:58
LinkGot any theme ideas?
Leloupdj
22.08.2019 21:58
LinkRape
Leloupdj
22.08.2019 21:59
LinkSah rape
Leloupdj
22.08.2019 22:00
LinkCuz i need jesus right now
Leloupdj
22.08.2019 22:00
LinkJOHN COME HOLY ME RIGHT NOW
TheUnknown17[OP]
22.08.2019 22:01
LinkW h i c h J o h n
Leloupdj
22.08.2019 22:05
LinkUr oc_
TheUnknown17[OP]
22.08.2019 22:05
Linko h
Leloupdj
22.08.2019 22:09
LinkI need him to holy me
TheUnknown17[OP]
22.08.2019 22:12
LinkHe'll gladly holy you
I could do one with the human version of Moon, seeing as I’m drawing him right now
I ALSO LOVE HIM
Lol he’ll probably hate moon— but I’ll have some backups ready just in case
Moon: *probably doing graffiti on the back of a church pew during confessional time*
👌
John - "He was sitting in the confessional, listening to people talk whilst replying back, trying not to sound bored"
Moon: *accodentally knocks over a pew while scribbling profanities on it* 0-0
John - "While listening to the person, he'd hear a faint thud" What the hell?- "He'd mutter to himself"
(Short description of moon, he’s a young adult, very pale, bags under the eyes. His eyes are deep blue. His hair is raven black and kinda a mess, but it’s kinda graying, so he just died it with a silver streak (bad luck with genetics) he’s thin and scrawny, with bad fashion taste)
Moon: *gives up trying to pick the pew back up and stands outside the confessional, trying to hear what people are saying*
A, his name fits him-)
John - "He'd look over to the person on the other side, wondering when they'll finish so he could walk out to see what fell down"
Moon: Hmm.... *yawns and looks around some more* I can’t see why Zeeke likes this place—
(Zeeke would go to church— he’s another young adult, his hair is also black, but more a brown black, died green tips. He has hazel eyes and is also scrawny, although less so then moon. He’s a tiny bit taller then moon but he slouches so one wouldn’t notice. He wears hoodies a lot.)
John - "Once the person on the other side left and he said what he had to, he'd get out of the confessional to look around"
John - "As he's looking, he'd notice one of the pews was knocked down" Well wouldn't you look at that... "He'd walk over to it to try and lift it back up"
Moon: *spots John* Woo- I see why Zeeke likes it here now~ *walks over* Very heavy, aren’t they?
John - "He'd sigh, before looking over to Moon" Yes, they are..
(Aww, alright, see ya then!)
John - There probably isn't- But uh, thanks for helping get the pew up.
Moon: Haha, sure. *wanders around* *looks at the alter* Ah! A big wardrobe! *looks at a cross* I know this one~ It’s a crucifix. Hmm~~
Moon: Who knee a building full of a bunch of crazies could be so beautiful! *looks out a stained glass window* oooh~ Colors~
Well I am a certified retard)
John - Wait what do you mean by 'full of a bunch of crazies'?
Moon: Well crazies of course! Worshiping a god like he’s all that. Haha! You’ll never tie me down!
(Lol I didn’t know for a while myself)
Moon: Oh! Zeeke goes here! Haha, he’s looking for me so I went where he’ll never ever look for me! Hahah-
Zeeke: *peeks in the door* Moon?
Moon: DAMNIT HOW DID YOU FIND ME!
Zeeke: *sighs* You always go wherever you hate the most... it was either here or high school. *looks at John* Sorry about him father.
John - "He'd look at Zeeke" It's alright, this is nothing to say sorry about.
Moon: *snorts* “Father”
Zeeke: *frowns at moon* Nonetheless... h-he’s a bit disruptive, heh.
Alright
I'll just use my main boi John-
Should I make an anim or will we do it here?
How about, John has an exorcism to perform, and Azriel and Aranix are going to help him. You start.
Sounds good)
John - "He was walking to a house after getting a call about a possession" Dammit.. Why'd they call me? They could've chosen someone better.. "He'd mutter to himself"
Azriel: *comes up behind him* What's wrong?
Aranix: I have a feeling that this is not going to end well.
John - "He'd flinch once hearing Azriel, turning around" Oh- Uh- I just have an exorcism to perform- And I'm really not looking forward to it..
Azriel: Great! lead the way.
Aranix: Okay, I guess we're doing this now!?
John - "He'd turn around, continuing to walk towards the direction of the house"
Azriel: *follows* So, what should we be prepared for?
Aranix: *follows* I'm guessing some very twisted sh*t.
Azriel: Well, what did the people say when they contacted you? Any strange behavior?
Aranix: *is shocked that John just cursed, and smirks* I'm starting to f**king like this guy.
John - They said that the person who was possessed was speaking Gibberish, crawling around the house and probably other strange behaviors that I did or did not forget-
Azriel: Hmm. Well, how far away is this place?
Aranix: That stuff sounds like sh*t straight out of The Exorcist. The movie?
John - I don't think this'll be fun but okay- "After a bit, he made it to the house and knocked on the door"
Azriel: If the door opens on it's own I swear.
Aranix: That would be creepy, even for me.
John - "He'd stand for a moment waiting" You know what- "He'd open the door" If no one's going to open it I'll just walk in- I need to get this damned demon out.
Azriel: Amen to that, John.
Aranix: Do you want me to kick the door down?
John - "He'd step away from the door, looking over to Aranix" Go ahead.
Aranix: *kicks the door down with his hoof* Boom!
Azriel: Oh, my God.
Azriel: *readies sword and follows John*
Aranix: *readies pistols and follows Azriel* This is gonna suck, isn't it?
John - The only thing that'll suck about this is trying to find the demon.
Azriel: I can probably find them if I take off my blindfold.
Aranix: John, I suggest you get back here if he does, his eyes are brighter than the sun.
Azriel: Okay. *removes his blindfold and illuminates the room*
Aranix: *puts sunglasses on himself and John* Here.
Azriel: It's in the basement. *puts on his blindfold* You guys ready?
Aranix: Yes. *gives John one of his pistols* You'll need this.
John - "He'd take the pistol and look at it" And why would I need this?-
Aranix: That pistol has holy water and frozen demon blood infused bullets. Holy water burns, frozen demon blood petrifies.
Azriel: Yeah, it'll be useful. Come on.
Azriel: *sees the possessed person/demon in the corner* Ummmmmmm...
John - "Whilst looking around, he'd notice the person" Alright then- "He'd throw away the pistol that he was handed and pulled out his cross, walking over to the person whilst reciting something idk how exorcism really work-"
Azriel: I don't think that'll work.
Aranix: Oi, don't throw that! *picks up gun*
John - "He'd stop, looking at the person" yeahyoumightberightaboutthat
Aranix: Lemme try. *goes up to the person*
Azriel: *pulls John beside him*
John - "He'd look at Aranix" What are you gonna do?- Shoot them?
Aranix: No. You forget that I'm a demon too, maybe i can coerce them out of this person's body.
Azriel: He's done it before... once... with an Imp.
Aranix: *goes up to the person and clears his throat* Hello?
Azriel: *backs up with John*
Azriel: Last time he did this with the Imp I told you about, we both got attacked by the possessed person. It was not fun.
Aranix: *taps the person on the shoulder* Hey!
John - I can't imagine it being fun-
(I guess I'll just be the person) - "They'd look at Aranix as they loudly started to speak nonsense"
Aranix: Hey! Calm down, geez. Speak English please.
Azriel: I don't think they can hear you, Aran.
Person - "They'd just continue, slightly starting to scream"
John - "He'd cover his ears" Jeez-
Azriel: *goes over to the person* Shh. Do you know your name?
Aranix: *covers ears* Ow.
Person - "They'd looked at Azriel, confused"
John - I feel like this'll take a while-
Azriel: Do you hear me?
Aranix: Yeah, this is going to be a looooong day.
Person - "They'd start speaking Gibberish"
John - Maybe trying to talk to them won't work either-
Azriel: *gives a notepad to the person* Try communicating with this?
Aranix: Maybe writing/drawing will work.
John - "He'd shrug" Maybe
Person - "They'd shakingly take the notepad, but they'd only draw skribbles"
Azriel: John I might need you to help me out here.
Aranix: If the demon comes out, I call dibs.
Azriel: If I can't get this person, or the demon, to communicate with us, we might have to do an old fashioned exorcism.
Aranix: "Might"? More like "most likely".
John - I agree with Aranix, we will most likely have to do an old fashioned exo-
Person - You can't make me leave "They'd say in a scratchy tone"
John - Jesus Christ I didn't expect a reply-
Person - You can't you can't you can't you can't "It would continue saying the same phrase"
Azriel: I think we should start the exorcism.
Aranix: *goes over to the possessed person* Hey, demon, what's your name?
John - It would be for the best-
Person - "They'd look at Aranix" Paimon
Azriel: Oh, great, it's this guy-
Aranix: Hey Paimon, how's the cult doing?
John - Oh boy- It even has a name-
Paimon (I guess I can call it by that now) - Why are you asking? Why?
Aranix: Just curious.
Azriel: Anyway, let's start this exorcism, I really can't stand this guy.
John - Alright then-
Paimon - "They'd look over to John and Azriel" You can't make me leave them
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Paimon - You can try as much as you want to Pendejo, but you will not succeed!
John - Let's just get this started with-
Azriel: First of all, I am an angel, and I will not let you stay in this world, Paimon!
Aranix: Here we go, Serious Azriel!
o)
John - "He'd nudge Azriel" Are we going to do this exorcism or not?
Azriel: Yes, we are. Aranix, when Paimon leave his host, shoot him.
Aranix: I've always wanted to do exactly that!
Paimon - You will not make me leave!
John - I'll just start this- "He'd get his cross out whilst reciting the 91st Psalm (I totally didn't just take that from Faith because idk what I'm doing-)"
Azriel: Yes we will! *starts reciting the 91st Psalm along with John*
Aranix: *has his pistols ready, aiming a couple feet above 'Paimon's' head* Paimon, enjoy resuming your stay in Hell.
John - "He'd continue reciting it, still holding the cross up at Paimon"
Paimon - "They'd scream and tilt around in the corner"
John - "He'd continue reciting"
Paimon - "After some time, he'd finally leave the person"
Aranix: *shoots Paimon in the face when he leaves the person*
Azriel: *protects the now un-possessed person* Careful, watch your aim!
Paimon - "He'd hiss, looking away"
John - Continue shooting Aranix-
Aranix: *continues shooting* DIE ALREADY YOU F*CKING PRICK!
Azriel: *slaps Paimon with his wing*
Paimon - "They'd scream before falling to the ground, slowly dying"
(Wait isn’t one of them a demon how did they manage to recite scripture lol?)
Aranix: *bends down to look at Paimon* Hello, asshole. See you in Hell!
Azriel: *slowly stands and looks at Paimon* Paimon, don't do this again. If you do, we will find you, and any other demons.
Paimon - I can't promise not doing this again "They'd smile before dying"
John - Well that didn't take as long as I thought it would.
Azriel: When you have the company of an angel and a reforming demon, any evil will eventually disappear.
Aranix: Yep.
Azriel: Indeed.
Aranix: Should we check on the person who just got De-Paimonized?
Azriel: *sits the person up against the wall* Are you okay?
Aranix: *sits on the floor*
John - "He'd crouch next to the person" You feeling alright?
-The person would just look at them, scared-
Azriel: It's okay,you're safe. What do you remember before now?
Aranix: *pulls out his flask and starts to drink*
Azriel: I am Azriel. the one drinking sitting on the floor is Aranix, and the priest is John. What do you remember before now?
Aranix: *waves*
Azriel: Do you remember your name?
Aranix: *goes over to John and offers him a drink*
Person - No. I don't remember anything as I said.
John - "He'd look at Aranix and shrug" Sure-
Azriel: Well, do you need us to take you somewhere?
Aranix: *gives John his own flask*
(Ohhh reforming demon, I see I see)
(Now a priest drinking out of a flask seems amusing haha)
i played a bit of Faith
and there was this purple Amy girl
and i died once
and the second time, i got out of the house
now the door is closed and i have no idea what to do
Oh. Well, when you get to the part where she jumps out the window, just grab the gun and head to the car. (there's five endings btw, that's just one of them)
You'll see. It'll spawn by the door, and it'll only have one bullet. You'll see.