Iam

I am

"just now"

I am

Which Nintendo employees did you have to suck off to get a Nintendo game 1 day early? All of them. Every single one of them. I started at the bottom. The janitor, first. He wouldn't let me get in the building, so I had no choice. I did my deed and progressed through the building. A distinct sour taste was left in my mouth, a taste I would soon be very used to. After that it was an easy task. I went from desk to desk, office to office, employee to employee and dick to dick. It was simply a breeze. But there was a problem. After a while, I realised I was taking too long for each orgasm. If I wanted to get the game on time, I had to hurry up, I had to move on... or else all my sweet karma would be gone. I manage to optimise the sucking by saving .3 seconds on taking off the trousers and 2.1 seconds (!) by sucking with my teeth. I managed to get to the CEO's desk just in time, with 10mn to spare. And then. There he was. MIYAMOTO. I jumped and lowered his trousers, knowing I was going to have to make it co

Yeah, I'm asleep

im s t i l l here.

Ello

Im a hallucination

You summoned us?