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Valafar is angry.
Johnny works at Bandit’s Din
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panda-girl[OP]
06.03.2022 17:04
LinkDiner**
Johnny: WHY’D YOU DO THAT?! *helps the bunny up*
Ken: I WILL GET YOU FIRED JOHNNY!! YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE NO GOOD!! **he storms off**
Johnny: …
Bandit: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
Johnny: EEP!!!
Bandit: PUT THE DAMN BUNNY DOWN!!!
Ken: **kicking**
Bandit: *he’s pissed off, and says the next thing through what would be his teeth if he had any- or a mouth..* NOW.
Wren: -walks in and grabs ken from me setting ken down- the best words to use is please dear remember that
Wren: Now ken You are banned from the diner i dont ever wanna see uour face here again
Bandit: In my office NOW. *talking to johnny and ken, as he storms into his office*
Johnny: *SCARED*
Bandit: THE HELL JOHNNY?! YOU’RE BETTER THAN THIS I EXPECT GOOD THINGS FROM YOU!!!
Johnny: i-I’m sorry..
Ken: hmph… 😤
Bandit: don’t let it happen again..OR I SWEAR TO GOD YOU’LL BE ON THE STREETS
Johnny: yes sir. Sorry sir. *he leaves the office by himself*
Wren: -walks in the office and taks a sest to the corner of the room sitting there-
Bandit: ken i don’t want you anywhere NEAR my damn restaurant anymore. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR
Ken: wh-
Bandit: ANSWER ME
Ken: yes sir. *he leaves*
Bandit: *scoffs in anger, and plops on the floor*
Wren: -kisses bandit- Is there any way i can cheer daddy up~?
-a little boy walks into the restaurant alone-
Bandit: hmm- i want you now…soooo~ *he locks his door and kisses wren*
Johnny: mhm, what does she look like?
Wren: Mmmph~
Anti: Long blonde hair brown skin and a baby blue knee high dress with black highheels
Johnny: okay, let’s go look.
Bandit: *he pins Wren against the wall while kissing him*
Johnny: mhm. *he looks for his mother carefully*
Bandit: *he breaks the kiss and starts making love marks on wren’s neck*
Wren: -moans softly as he allows him to do so-
-the kids mom was talking to three men-
Johnny: is that her?
Bandit: *smirks, then goes back to kissing wren*
Anti: Yeah ^^ -the mom looks at the child before looking at the child in disgust-
Wren: Mmm~
The mom: I dont care he is s freak and classifies as a women even tho he is a man-
Wren: Iove you too~
The mom: Whatever-she looks away before looking back- oh your boss bandit is cute~
Anti: -cries- mommy dosent love me-
Wren: ^^
Johnny: he has a boyfriend ya fvck!! *looks at the child* hey hey hey, don’t cry. She’s not worth crying over. She says you classify as a female?
Bandit: *hears people yelling at each other* heh, gotta deal with that ^^ *kisses wren, before getting up, straightening his shirt, unlocking his door and dealing with the commotion*
Wren: Aw man -fixes his shirt-
Anti: Mhm i like watching fashion shows <:,[
The mom: Oh hotstuff is coming~
Bandit: johnny? What are ya doin’ with a small child?
Johnny: i think that’s great- oh! Uhm- sir, her mother doesn’t approve of her classifications.
Bandit: oh?
Johnny: *turns to le child* also completely sorry if i used the wrong pronouns, i understand if you aren’t ready for them.
Anti: -smiles-
The mom: 🙄 Anyways bandit how are you doing~
Wren: -walks out of bandits office grabbing the mom by the hair dragging her out of the store- None of you b!tches are getting my man till i am 6 feet under- -the hickeys are still showing-
Bandit: honey- it’s alright
Johnny: what if…i took in you’re former child..
Wren: -kisses bandit- anyways you still wanna go back to your office~
Anti: -hugs johnny-
johnny: he’s just been waiting a long time for his food. It’s not a problem. We just are short staffed rn.
Johnny: OH MY GOODNESS!! **he takes you away from the bunny**
Ken: OW!! I’M TELLING BANDIT TO FIRE YOU!!
Johnny: SIR!! I’M SO SORRY!
Johnny: b.m..i don’t want you harming people who haven’t harmed someone else.
Johnny: it’s okay. He’s not the only one. Think of it as being hungry and angry. Hangry.
Johnny: i gtg.. *he sets you down and dashes to bandit’s office, who’s door gets slammed shut*
A staff member: here, take a seat..
Bandit: THE HELL YOU DOIN’ OUT THERE?!
A staff member: are you sure?
Johnny: doing my job, sir.
Bandit: Oh really? Then why the HELL DID THIS COSTUMER SAY THAT YOU MADE SOMEONE ATTACK HIM?
johnny: i didn’t i swear on my life!!
Bandit: you better not have it happen again OR SO HELP ME I WILL FIRE YOU
Johnny: yes sir
Johnny: none of this is you’re fault. You tried to help, and i thank you for that.
Alex: what seems to me the problem *demon mans stared*
(Me, who is in the helluva boss/Hazbin hotel fandom now)
(:>)
Ken: They’re taking forever to give me and my family our food!!
Johnny: and like I’ve said sir, we are short staffed
Alex: Well Ken, that sounds like a you problem *his tall ass bent down to the karen bunny's* so let me get down to your level *he laughed at his own joke*
Ken: I AM A BUNNY, WHAT DO EXPECT, ME TO BE 10 FEET TALL HMM? SMART ASS!!
Johnny: PLEASE DON’T FIGHT!!
He grabbed the bunny "listen here, I feel generous, so I wont kill you, but hear me, if I hear your annoying voice yelling at this man again, I WILL send you to the pits of hell" his eyes went black
He looked over, and let go** "and if I dont?" He was pissed off, his pupils were gone, it was pitch blackness in his eyes
Bandit: Then i swear to god ken’s not gonna be the one being sent to hell.. *his voice was like a growl*
"Sucks to suck, I allready live in hell"
Felix fell face first in front of them, he was breathing heavily "I'm h-here" he got up, grabbing Jack's shoulder "it's not worth it jack"
Jack stared at him, black cracks now arround his eyes
Felix: EXCUSE ME?! YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY BOYFRE- *Jack hushed him*
Bandit: get….out *his flames got hotter, and the lightbulbs were flashing on and off*
Jack: whatever Asshole *his eyes stayed the same*
Felix was making static noises
Jack: hon? We need to go
Felix: *the static stopped* B-but... *his voice was crackly* he pissed you off
Jack: Hon... we really need to go
Johnny: NOT HELPING!!
Ken: YOU ARE SO GETTING FIRED JOHNATHAN JAMES!!
Johnny: ono
Bandit: You.. *almost growling* WHO ELSE PLACED A THREAT OF KILLING SOMEONE? HUH?
Bandit: Not in the mood. *he calls ken to go into his office with johnny next to him*
Bandit: Ken get the hell out of my restaurant and never come back, and johnny, you best not do this again or you’re out.
Bandit: ugh..*snaps and mangle has been banned from entering his diner*
Bruce: *watches em just get flinged back from the restaurant cause bandit won’t allow em to be in his diner*
Bandit: *his head hits the table in defeat from being in debt 💸*
Johnny: sorry for the wait- here’s your food- *gives lm their food*
Ken: to get away from you petting my ears.. *he hops away*
Johnny: that went better than i thought-
